Skip to comments.Don't Toss Your Cookies - Octuplets mother offered $1M porn contract (Shiver)
Posted on 03/03/2009 9:19:30 AM PST by Notoriously Conservative
Oh, yep, yep I just barfed a little in my mouth. I'm ok, I'm ok, deep breaths. I'm in my happy place...
From SF Gate:"The Southern California mother of octuplets is being offered $1 million to star in hardcore porn.
Vivid Entertainment spokeswoman Jackie Martin says the offer also promises a year of health insurance for Nadya Suleman and her 14 children.
Suleman gave birth to octuplets at a Bellflower hospital on Jan. 26, and already had six other children. The home the unemployed single-mother lives in is facing foreclosure."
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This image provided by NBC shows Nadya Suleman, left, speaking with Ann Curry in New York on Thursday, Feb. 5, 2009, in Suleman's first interview since giving birth to octuplets. (Paul Drinkwater / AP)
She should do it and get off the dole.
Given the size of that tummy while she was incubating the little ones, unless she’s been doing non-stop crunches since delivering, they’d better shoot that flick with an IMAX CAMERA.
Aside form this sicko idea, the last time I looked, she had several spare tires and a very broad beam. Is that what sells in the Porn World nowadays?
news came out about how child services/police have been to her house on NUMEROUS occasions. This woman has a serious problem and chances are her kids will be taken away from her. She has shown she is incapable of taking care of her kids.
I also want to know who paid for her plastic surgery?
Story’s better than a week old.
I don’t know how good she would be, given that the last few kids were probably able to walk out. After 14 kids...
This pales in comparison to the screwing that the taxpayers are going to take in supporting this psycho and her progeny.
Throwing a hot dog down a hallway???
Actually, 6 days.
The guy who airbrushes all the stretch marks will probably make $2M.
More like throwing a tootsie roll down an airport hangar.
See? ANOTHER job created in the age of obama!
I dont know how good she would be, given that the last few kids were probably able to walk out. After 14 kids...
I was thinking the same thought but might not have been as gentle in posting. You saved my decorum.
In related news. . . Denny’s is now offering the Octomom Breakfast Platter:
And the rest of the restaurant pays the tab. . . .
Haha, yeah my co worker told me that one the other day.
If you can imagine it . . . there's a market.
You may be working with the mistaken assumption that they want to film her with ONE partner.
So will they be filming her having another in-vitro fertilization? I mean who knows if she knows what to do, she didn’t exactly make those babies the old fashioned way.
“So will they be filming her having another in-vitro fertilization? I mean who knows if she knows what to do, she didnt exactly make those babies the old fashioned way.”
A test tube walks through the door. “hey baby did you order a pizza?”
Bow chicka bow wow.
Better make that pizza a turkey baster.
—and to think I held my tasteless remark — (raised eyebrows)—”size matters???__
Man, that is too funny!
There goes lunch
Well, you know that’s gonna happen.
They could have offered her fifty bucks and a bottle of Ripple and she would have taken it.
It was leaked that in the flick, Octo was to get it on with multiple test tubes all at the same time.
From the looks of that picture, I would have expected her to give birth to a sperm whale.
Wouldn’t be the first time she’s had multiple individuals insider her simultaneously.
That was horrible. Lord, I apologize for that joke — and be with the starving pygmies down in New Guinea.
God knows I needed a laugh today as I watch my retirement fund hit the wall.
A few more episodes of The Ben and Timmy Show should put all our d**ks in the dirt...
Bill Clinton is a potential customer.
She should do it and get off the dole.”
A million dollars doesn’t go very far with 14 kids, 2 adults, no jobs, and some of those kids already with learning problems.
This woman needs a rubber room.
Gloria Allred is way off base, IMO, supporting this kook-job of a parent.
I’d hate to see what this woman could do with 3 Million spermatozoa in her womb. The porn star that leaves the deposit better be able to support a litter of kids.
At least it wasn’t Jackie Treehorn!
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