If ugliness were bricks, she'd be a castle.
Posted on 03/07/2009 8:30:24 AM PST by PilotDave
CHICAGO (AP) — After sharing the cover of her magazine with her slimmer self a couple months back, Oprah Winfrey is for the first time sharing it with somebody else: first lady Michelle Obama. Winfrey showed off the cover of the April issue during "The Oprah Winfrey Show" broadcast Friday. The media mogul had gone solo on the "O" magazine cover for nine years. In the issue that will hit the newsstands March 17, Winfrey interviews the first lady about topics ranging from her decorating philosophy to how she hopes she can help other women. In the interview, Obama talks about her first weekend in the White House and how the Obama family sees it as their responsibility to make the White House what she calls the "people's house."
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There’s another magazine I’ll have to turn over in WalMart. *Sigh* This is beginning to count as exercise as our WalMart is HUGE. Running from one end to the other, turning over magazines is exhausting...
Normally there wouldnt be enough room on the cover to share it with Oprah.
Maybe because before this Oprah was too big (fat) to share the cover. lol.
"The rest of you b!tches don't look like me. So you're screwed!" said Michelle...
You can’t double up that kind of crap and make it better IMO. This is a collectors addition. For collectors that love Harpo productions.
From ghetto kitsch to xenophobia
You do know they’re monitoring your every move in Walmart, don’t you?
Does they talk about Michelle’s inspirational arms?
I guess I’m still reeling from this:
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2201393/posts
The “you don’t look like me so screw you” attitude that the MSM is giving Libs and Blacka a pass on.
If ugliness were bricks, she'd be a castle.
Speaking of WalMart, Here is how I got Banned from there. After I retired my wife insisted I accompany her on her trips to Wal-Mart. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunately, my wife is like most women - she loved to browse.
Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from the local Wal-Mart:
Dear Mrs. Samsel,
Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against Mr. Samsel are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras.
1.. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people’s carts when they weren’t looking.
2.. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women’s restroom.
4 July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice, ‘Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away.’
5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&M’s on layaway.
6. August 14: Moved a ‘CAUTION - WET FLOOR’ sign to a carpeted area.
7. August 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told other shoppers he’d invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department.
8. August 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying and screamed, ‘Why can’t you people just leave me alone?’
9. September 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose.
10. September 10: While handling guns in t he hunting department, he asked the clerk where the antidepressants were.
11. October 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the ‘ Mission Impossible’ theme.
12. October 6: In the auto department, he practiced his ‘Madonna=2 0look’ by using different sizes of funnels.
13. October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through yelled, ‘PICK ME! PICK ME!’
14. October 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed a fetal position and screamed, ‘OH NO! IT’S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!’
And last, but not least...
15. October 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, then yelled very loudly, ‘Hey! There’s no toilet paper in here!’
Sincerely,
Wal-Mart
Maybe because before this Oprah was too big (fat) to share the cover. lol.
They air brushed their huge butts out to make them fit.
It’s all about the “O”!
Note to over zealous government agents and those who don't bother to read with care: My statement above "Princess Di, who's been dead for like ten years now" is a statement of fact about Princess Di, and is in no way intended to express any wishes for harm, express or implied, to the President, his family, or anyone in his administration. For the record.
Think of all the calories you’re burning. :)
Bravissimo!!
O + O = O O
Obamas on the cover of tabloids: gay controversy? Obama probably will rue the day he is so popular. Maybe he’ll be on a lot more covers. Like ROLLING STONE MAGAZINE smoking a joint.
Don't know if that's a joint but his eyes say if its not there was one shortly before that pic ... ;-)
Hey, can anyone clear something up for me? I think I heard somewhere that Obama is the first black President. Is that true, because I was wondering. No one is talking about it.
I put the book “My Life” by Bill Clinton in Mom’s cart one day at Sam’s Club when she wasn’t looking. The double-take and yell of “NAAAAAA!” was priceless.
She was horrified that she was walking around with it visible to others.
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