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Caption the World's Smartest Woman

Posted on 03/07/2009 9:28:21 AM PST by Zakeet

The first image comes from Drudge and depicts the formal side of old crusty. The second image comes from NewsBusters and depicts ... whatever.


TOPICS: News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: clinton; fashion; hillary; style
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1 posted on 03/07/2009 9:28:21 AM PST by Zakeet
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To: Zakeet

Could she be trying to describe Bubba’s......? Naw, I doubt that she’s ever seen it.


2 posted on 03/07/2009 9:30:39 AM PST by Scanian
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To: Zakeet
"This is the size of my intellect"


3 posted on 03/07/2009 9:31:03 AM PST by txnativegop (God Bless America! (NRA-Endowment))
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To: Zakeet

“And when Bill’s flaccid . . . “


4 posted on 03/07/2009 9:31:04 AM PST by A_Former_Democrat
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To: Zakeet
I want my face lifted thiiiiiissssss much.
5 posted on 03/07/2009 9:31:33 AM PST by Battle Axe (Repent for the coming of the Lord is nigh!)
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To: Zakeet

Hillary Clinton arrives at the world premiere of the Broadway play, "Hello, Doily!"

6 posted on 03/07/2009 9:31:53 AM PST by EternalVigilance ("Let us raise a standard to which the wise and honest can repair..." - G. Washington)
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To: Zakeet

"I'm crushing your head...I'm crushing your head..."

7 posted on 03/07/2009 9:32:24 AM PST by dfwgator (1996 2006 2008 - Good Things Come in Threes)
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To: Zakeet

How much do I know about statecraft? About THIS much.


8 posted on 03/07/2009 9:32:32 AM PST by skeeter
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To: txnativegop

"This is how much I care about America's sovereignty."

9 posted on 03/07/2009 9:33:15 AM PST by EternalVigilance ("Let us raise a standard to which the wise and honest can repair..." - G. Washington)
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To: Zakeet
As Hitlery was begging the Chinese to buy more of our debt ... do you really believe they were sincere when they told her, Hillary you are more beautiful in person than your photographs?

LOL!

When all else fails, lean on cheap flattery.

Hitlery probably believed them too and they knew that too!

10 posted on 03/07/2009 9:33:25 AM PST by nmh (Intelligent people recognize Intelligent Design (God).)
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To: Zakeet

Helen Thomas, eat your heart out!


11 posted on 03/07/2009 9:33:34 AM PST by prismsinc (A.K.A. "The Terminator"!)
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To: Zakeet

This is the size leash Obama has me on, for now ....

12 posted on 03/07/2009 9:34:26 AM PST by TheCipher
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To: Zakeet

Good Lord, what is she wearing?

13 posted on 03/07/2009 9:34:37 AM PST by SIDENET (I am just a monkey man, I'm glad you are a monkey woman, too.)
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To: Zakeet
"I have this much knowledge of world events - who needs more?"
14 posted on 03/07/2009 9:34:40 AM PST by SkyDancer ('Those who hammer their guns into plows will plow for those who do not..' ~ Thomas Jefferson)
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To: Zakeet

Somehow, and please feel free to flame away..., I’d be sleeping a whole lot better every night if this particular monster were in the White House rather than the current occupant (assuming, of course, the GOP was still unable to win).


15 posted on 03/07/2009 9:34:58 AM PST by April Lexington (Study the constitution so you know what they are taking away!)
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To: Zakeet

The Doily Queen.


16 posted on 03/07/2009 9:35:12 AM PST by Enterprise (A Representative Republic - gone now. Foolish people.)
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To: EternalVigilance
Clearly taking fashion advice from Michelle.
17 posted on 03/07/2009 9:35:51 AM PST by mad_as_he$$ (You want me to buy heavy metal? Metallica?)
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To: EternalVigilance

She looks better in black or darker colors. Keep the overall line simple, simple, simple. Her makeup is off, she appears too pasty, too white. For her face, a little nip tuck here there and especially under the eyes will do her wonders./Just Asking - seoul62......


18 posted on 03/07/2009 9:36:12 AM PST by seoul62
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To: Zakeet

Wow, I never realized how ‘pear’ shaped she is.


19 posted on 03/07/2009 9:36:47 AM PST by Dustbunny (Remember - Amer-ican still ends in - ican.)
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To: EternalVigilance
"This is how much I like Obama"


20 posted on 03/07/2009 9:36:59 AM PST by txnativegop (God Bless America! (NRA-Endowment))
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To: Zakeet

The first photo is my airbrushed photo, after a botox session six months ago, the second photo is how I really look without airbrushing, after the botox wears off!


21 posted on 03/07/2009 9:37:20 AM PST by RightWingConspirator (Impeach Zerobama and send him home to Kenya!)
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To: Zakeet

I’m still waiting to see the pics of
“The Worlds Smartest Woman” ?


22 posted on 03/07/2009 9:37:27 AM PST by Semper Mark (Communism is Socialism with a gun to your head.)
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To: Scanian

For all that we can speculate, it could be Obama’s.... that she’s talking about.


23 posted on 03/07/2009 9:37:34 AM PST by johnthebaptistmoore (Conservatives obey the rules. Leftists cheat. Who probably has the political advantage?)
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To: Zakeet

Honey - Does this outfit make my @$$ look big?


24 posted on 03/07/2009 9:38:11 AM PST by rednek ("Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.")
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To: Zakeet

It only takes this tiny amount of BS to convince any Dem, anywhere.


25 posted on 03/07/2009 9:38:20 AM PST by Melinda
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To: SIDENET

something very expensive, no doubt.

Too bad she hasn’t studied up on how clothing details like lace and ruffles draw attention to the area where they are and make it appear wider.


26 posted on 03/07/2009 9:38:28 AM PST by Mrs. P ("Wonder Woman wears Sarah Palin pajamas." - Blood of Tyrants)
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To: Zakeet

In the spirit of President Obama's green revolution, Secretary of State Clinton models her fluffy smock suit, made entirely from a recycled chenille bedspread.
27 posted on 03/07/2009 9:39:25 AM PST by catpuppy
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To: Zakeet

The only smart thing she ever did was marry Slick.


28 posted on 03/07/2009 9:39:26 AM PST by meyer (Obama is to the USA as Mugabe is to Zimbabwe.)
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"Does this make my hips look wide?"
"Noooooooo, not in the least, Mrs. Weeble, errrrr Clinton."

29 posted on 03/07/2009 9:40:22 AM PST by Past Your Eyes (Some people are too stupid to be ashamed.)
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To: Zakeet

"By the time we Democrats get done with the economy, all the dollars left in the pockets of the American people won't even stack up this high."

30 posted on 03/07/2009 9:40:35 AM PST by EternalVigilance ("Let us raise a standard to which the wise and honest can repair..." - G. Washington)
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To: Zakeet

WUT?


31 posted on 03/07/2009 9:40:48 AM PST by smokingfrog ( Dear Mr. Obama - Please make it rain candy! P.S. I like jelly beans.)
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To: Zakeet

The first picture looks like she dabbled in ‘kabuki’ makeup for her night out....look how white she is.


32 posted on 03/07/2009 9:40:52 AM PST by Guenevere ("He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep, to gain that which he cannot lose")
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To: catpuppy

“In the spirit of President Obama’s green revolution, Secretary of State Clinton models her fluffy smock suit, made entirely from a recycled chenille bedspread.”

LOL! I’d vote you the winner with that one!


33 posted on 03/07/2009 9:41:38 AM PST by Melinda
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To: Zakeet

Not to be outdone by Michelle's inaugural bedspread...

34 posted on 03/07/2009 9:43:01 AM PST by BigFinn
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To: Zakeet

I could easily mistake her for one of the catering staff.


35 posted on 03/07/2009 9:43:24 AM PST by 668 - Neighbor of the Beast (American Revolution II -- overdue.)
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To: Zakeet
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round


36 posted on 03/07/2009 9:44:05 AM PST by Iron Munro (Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.)
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To: Scanian
Naw, I doubt that she’s ever seen it.

Web Hubble?

37 posted on 03/07/2009 9:44:06 AM PST by Las Vegas Ron (FUBO, he says we should listen to our enemies, but not to Rush)
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To: Zakeet

I'm also inclined to think that she's describing bill clinton--and explaining why she prefers Huma Abedin.

38 posted on 03/07/2009 9:44:20 AM PST by Cicero (Marcus Tullius)
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To: Zakeet
Go

"Missed it by that much."

39 posted on 03/07/2009 9:44:32 AM PST by Oratam
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To: Zakeet

She’s a piece of work, that one.


40 posted on 03/07/2009 9:44:47 AM PST by Steely Tom (RKBA: last line of defense against vote fraud)
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To: Zakeet

In fact, that’s bad enough to be a mother of the bride outfit.


41 posted on 03/07/2009 9:44:51 AM PST by 668 - Neighbor of the Beast (American Revolution II -- overdue.)
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To: Las Vegas Ron

That may be more like it.


42 posted on 03/07/2009 9:46:24 AM PST by Scanian
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To: johnthebaptistmoore

Based on Larry Sinclair’s tale-telling, that might be a good guess!


43 posted on 03/07/2009 9:47:15 AM PST by Scanian
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To: Zakeet

Just about this much longer until I give the word on the birf certificate

44 posted on 03/07/2009 9:47:16 AM PST by Las Vegas Ron (FUBO, he says we should listen to our enemies, but not to Rush)
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To: Zakeet
The new Hillary look is simply stunning. Good job, Huma!

/s

45 posted on 03/07/2009 9:50:44 AM PST by spectre (sw )(Congress lied...the economy died)
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To: SIDENET
Good Lord, what is she wearing?

She borrowed it from the Smithsonian...

46 posted on 03/07/2009 9:50:47 AM PST by null and void (We are now in day 45 of our national holiday from reality.)
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To: rednek
Honey - Does this outfit make my @$$ look big?

No, dear, your big fat arse makes that outfit look strained...

47 posted on 03/07/2009 9:52:41 AM PST by null and void (We are now in day 45 of our national holiday from reality.)
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To: Zakeet
Photobucket Made entirely of her cctton balls lock box.
48 posted on 03/07/2009 9:58:15 AM PST by RetSignman (DEMSM: "If you tell a big enough lie, frequently enough, it becomes the truth")
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To: dfwgator

This reminds me of the scene in Star Wars, where Darth Vader is strangling the skeptical general.


49 posted on 03/07/2009 9:58:26 AM PST by Jabba the Nutt (Obama is the American Allende.)
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To: RetSignman

(cotton)


50 posted on 03/07/2009 9:59:16 AM PST by RetSignman (DEMSM: "If you tell a big enough lie, frequently enough, it becomes the truth")
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