And its Monday now in the UK and bed time. All of you at NORAD keep your eyes peeled no nodding of whilst I’m asleep in my bed. Tell OBAMA to keep the noise down if its party night as I am tired I do actually do something. If he’s working late and his missus is at a loose end she can come around my house. But only if I get a Helicopter. I know Mombasa well so we can talk about the K boats or tusks. Obama might even do me a wood carving.
So unlike Vietnam I will say
GOOOOOOOD NIGHT AMERICA.
And Michelle,get rid of that damn Franklin bust.I need a place for my velvet MALCOLM X poster.I don’t care if it was a gift from King George to John Adams.I don’t care if it belongs to the American people and not me.Don’t bother with the welcome wagon.He can catch a cab.Allies,hell we still got Australia.This guy-what’s his name again-probably owned slaves two hudred years ago anyway.i got p-diddy comin’ fo lunch so cancel the rest of my day.what? Congress on the phone?Let the machine pick up,my teleprompter is in the other room.