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Woman Gatecrashes Funeral And Hits Deceased With Magic Wand
anorak ^ | 6th, March 2009 | Staff

Posted on 03/08/2009 7:19:52 AM PDT by tlb

AT the Church of God in Gray Court, South Carolina, Nicole Marie-Loretta Leonard has joined the funeral procession.

She enacts a funeral danced in front of the service, waves a wand over the coffin, opens it and hits the deceased man on the head with a wand. By way of finale she throws the flowers from the casket at the bereaved family.

She drives off in a burgundy Toyota with North Carolina plates.

Police respond and pull Nicole Marie-Loretta Leonard over. She admits it all.

It, says she, “felt it was the right thing to do at the time.”

(Excerpt) Read more at anorak.co.uk ...


TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society; US: North Carolina; US: South Carolina
KEYWORDS: funeral; nutjob; psycho; psyco; wand; witch
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Hold my wand and watch this.

1 posted on 03/08/2009 7:19:52 AM PDT by tlb
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To: tlb

If only we could all wave a wand and it’d be 2007 again.


2 posted on 03/08/2009 7:23:13 AM PDT by bgill
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To: tlb

Sounds like the local shrink has his work cut out for him with this one....


3 posted on 03/08/2009 7:32:49 AM PDT by Farmer Dean (168 grains of instant conflict resolution)
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To: tlb

Sounds like (Magic Wand) a mans fantasy.


4 posted on 03/08/2009 7:35:28 AM PDT by TruthWillWin (The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other peoples money.)
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To: tlb

She should have worn her “Boots of Escaping”.


5 posted on 03/08/2009 7:36:44 AM PDT by KC_Conspirator
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To: KC_Conspirator

LOL


7 posted on 03/08/2009 7:45:22 AM PDT by Gondring (Paul Revere would have been flamed as a naysayer troll and told to go back to Boston.)
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To: retrokitten; CholeraJoe; Tax-chick

She musta got into Trelawney’s cooking sherry.


8 posted on 03/08/2009 7:46:40 AM PDT by Tijeras_Slim
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To: Tijeras_Slim

The real question is, did the dead guy get up?

“Well, I ain’t sittin’ up with the dead no more, I don’t know ‘bout you!”


9 posted on 03/08/2009 7:48:59 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("There are more enjoyable ways of going to Hell." ~ St. Bernard)
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To: TruthWillWin

If it was the Hitachi version, I think it’s more a female fantasy. :)


10 posted on 03/08/2009 7:55:40 AM PDT by Sherman Logan (Everyone has a right to his own opinion, but not to his own facts.)
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To: tlb
Harry Potter syndrome.
11 posted on 03/08/2009 8:15:13 AM PDT by 4yearlurker (The ground at Arlington is moving & shaking.)
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To: tlb

The author must have been schooled in a government facility.
The writing is horrible.


12 posted on 03/08/2009 8:21:05 AM PDT by em2vn
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To: tlb
Here's a link to her booking photo.

Here

Guilty!

13 posted on 03/08/2009 8:27:31 AM PDT by csvset
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To: csvset

Guilty? But,,, she’s a massage therapist!


14 posted on 03/08/2009 8:29:42 AM PDT by Dr. Bogus Pachysandra ( Ya can't pick up a turd by the clean end!)
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To: Dr. Bogus Pachysandra
Leonard has a Web page that says she is a massage therapist who recently graduated from a massage center in Weaverville, N.C. On her Web page, she says, “My private office is tucked away in a serene valley surrounded by an amazing mountain-scape. My loving energy and slow flowing technique provide a truly outstanding relaxation massage.”

Yeah, baby! Give me your love, slow flow style.

15 posted on 03/08/2009 8:34:55 AM PDT by csvset
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To: tlb

Man, if we haven’t gotem we’ll go and getem.


16 posted on 03/08/2009 8:51:11 AM PDT by Rappini ("Pro deo et Patria.)
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To: csvset; Tijeras_Slim

Nobody looks good in a mug shot. I’d hit it.


17 posted on 03/08/2009 9:17:00 AM PDT by CholeraJoe (Tagline removed under court order)
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To: upchuck; SC Swamp Fox

SC ping!


18 posted on 03/08/2009 9:21:59 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("I HOPE you like your CHANGE."--MrB)
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To: tlb; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
This idiot is lucky she didn't get shot with +3 Bullets of Species Improvement.


19 posted on 03/08/2009 9:23:56 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("I HOPE you like your CHANGE."--MrB)
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To: tlb

http://www.blogcatalog.com/search.frame.php?term=nicole+marie-loretta+leonard&id=dfd98655dc7f55b9afede784e51c1ed1

Anyone near Candler, NC up for a massage from the fairy lady?


20 posted on 03/08/2009 9:26:09 AM PDT by rollo tomasi (Working hard to pay for deadbeats and corrupt politicians.)
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