Woman Gatecrashes Funeral And Hits Deceased With Magic Wand

anorak ^ | 6th, March 2009 | Staff

[tlb]

AT the Church of God in Gray Court, South Carolina, Nicole Marie-Loretta Leonard has joined the funeral procession.

She enacts a funeral danced in front of the service, waves a wand over the coffin, opens it and hits the deceased man on the head with a wand. By way of finale she throws the flowers from the casket at the bereaved family.

She drives off in a burgundy Toyota with North Carolina plates.

Police respond and pull Nicole Marie-Loretta Leonard over. She admits it all.

It, says she, “felt it was the right thing to do at the time.”

[upchuck]

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[Hillarys Gate Cult]

She figured if her magic could give us a President who shouldn't be in office that she could raise the dead. I guess she found out that it doesn't work every time.

[Slings and Arrows]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wv17MAgnCfk

Just another example of the new ecumenicalism.

[LittleBillyInfidel]

lol!

Sounds like a metaphor for B-HO’s stimulous plan, followed up way down the road with ‘’seemed like the right thing to do at the time!’’

[retrokitten]

I read this on one of the gossip blogs early in the week. I can’t believe they just let her go and do her little dance and no one stopped her.

[IronJack]

It, says she, “felt it was the right thing to do at the time.”

The defense I would invoke when I, as a grieving relative, kicked her demented butt.

[Lady Jag]

Definitely one of those loony democrats.

Obama thinks his wand is magic.

[Slings and Arrows]

Obama thinks his wand is magic.

That sounds more like Bill Clinton.

[SC Swamp Fox]

She would have needed a potion for hot lead.

[martin_fierro]

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Moderately Not Guilty.

Mildly crooked eyes are hot.

[Lazamataz]

I’d hit it.

[martin_fierro]

One of the other tenants in the tri-plex we last lived in -- landlord's daughter -- made wands as a hobby*.

Poor, lonely little mousy thing.

Our nickname for her was ... Wanda.
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* Presumably for sale at flea markets, but who knows.

[martin_fierro]

It’s that cockeyed look that gets me going.

[BraveMan]

Id’ve hit it repeatedly, about the head & shoulders.

She would have had rugburns on her face from being dragged back out into the street.

[Slings and Arrows]

Now that’s LARPing!

[SC Swamp Fox]

I would have to consider additional evidence before passing judgment.

How much beer is in the jury room?

[martin_fierro]

Kegger in here, dude.

[Tax-chick]

Anoreth made wands for a while, a couple of years ago. She gave some to her friends and sold a few to other kids in the neighborhood.

[Stoat]

[Titan Magroyne]

Oh my freakin word, that is HYSTERICAL!