(Michael) Jackson To Have Body Stuffed By Doctor Death

Daily Star (U.K.) ^ | March 16, 2009 | Rick Lyons

[Zakeet]

MICHAEL Jackson will achieve his dream of immortality by being stuffed with plastic by Dr Death.

The King Of Pop, who calls himself Peter Pan, has had a string of cosmetic surgery ops to try to defy the ageing process.

But he is now preparing to strike the ultimate blow against death and decay by having his whole body “plastinated” by controversial doctor Gunther von Hagens.

Jacko, who is a fan of the German anatomist, was said to be thrilled his Body Worlds exhibition would be on at the O2 Arena during his This Is It concerts, which start in July.

The exhibition showcases Von Hagens’ groundbreaking corpse preservation technique which earned him the nickname Dr Death.

Thousands of people have donated their bodies to be preserved permanently through the process in which fluids are replaced by liquid plastic.

Now Jacko, 50, who shares a love of fedora hats with Von Hagens, is to be the latest to sign up so that his physique will last for ever.

[Snip]

The invention of plastination is an aesthetically sensitive method of preserving meticulously dissected anatomical specimens and even entire bodies as permanent, life-like materials.”

[Zakeet]

Michael is one sick dude!

[Mashood]

This event should be televised.

[Anti-Bubba182]

The sooner the better!

[unkus]

He looks like one of the “Walking Embalmed”.

[Sleeping Freeper]

Don’t know about you, but I sure don’t plan to attend the viewing....

[BossLady]

"strike the ultimate blow against death and decay by having his whole body “plastinated” by controversial doctor Gunther von Hagens."

By the looks of it....Wacko has got a head start on being plastinated. Roaches, Cher and Wacko will be the only things left after the rest of us are gone....

[TaraP]

His picture looks like the creatures in his video

*Thriller*

[MNDude]

I’ve already placed a bid for it on E-bay!

[Batman11]

Is that picture before, or after, his pet monkey ate his face?

[Semper Mark]

He already looks like death warmed over...

Cremate this freak, posthumously...or not.

[LuciaMia]

And I think this headline is for the ages...along with the Ny Post’s ‘Headless Body Found in Topless Bar.”

[pieceofthepuzzle]

“Roaches, Cher and Wacko will be the only things left after the rest of us are gone.... “

Too funny..

[Lockbar]

Ok, here is my idea. They can plasticize Liz Taylor after she dies, too, and do a diorama of Jackson carrying her around on his shoulders. Kind of like a piggy-back ride of demented death.

[freekitty]

My thoughts too

[TexasRepublic]

Double Yuck!

[Republic_of_Secession.]

There are some crude jokes which could go with such a double entendre of a title. Jackson though already appears as though he was subjected to this embalming process. He was traumatized back in 1994 when his body was examined over the past allegations against him & I would think that the thought of being gawked at [ even though while just a dead corpse ] would also traumatize him as well.

[RichInOC]

Michael’s more likely to have his body stuffed by Gulbuth the Rampant. That is, if Gulbuth can do it without tearing the skin.

[PzLdr]

You forgot, “Marv Albert Gets Pink Slip”, my other favorite POST Headline

[A_Former_Democrat]

“Billie Jean” is one of my all-time favorites but quite frankly, the world would’ve been better off without the Jacksons.

[Dixiekraut]

He reminds me of someone else.....

http://www.silentgents.com/Chaney/Chaney91.jpg

[unkus]

Before.

We don’t want to see him now.

[Bobalu]

If he can stay alive for 20-30 years more he just might be able to achieve his dream of immortality.

Wonder what he would look like in say 2100, after nanotech and biotech allow people to look pretty much any way they want? ....Maybe he will be Peter Pan :-)

[CholeraJoe]

Pinto schlong and all?

[abb]

[2banana]

Does islam allow this?

[Carl LaFong]

That’s just ignorant!!

[abb]

[abigailsmybaby]

Did you notice that “Your Shout” is unavailable for this story? Party poopers. I was anxious to read comments and laugh uncontrollably.

He’s obviously already had the procedure done.

[stylecouncilor]

ping

[Lancey Howard]

It's hard to believe that it was 27 years ago that the dude last looked like a normal human:

[JSDude1]

NO, Michael is weird, but pray for him, he has a soul too!

[Dr. Bogus Pachysandra]

“just a dead corpse”

Are you from The Department of Redundancy Department? :)

[humblegunner]

MICHAEL Jackson will achieve his dream of immortality by being stuffed with plastic by Dr Death.

Honestly, does it matter who stuffs him with plastic?

Surely a variety of folks have stuffed him with a variety of stuff over the years.

[Yaelle]

Is there a corner of his body that isn’t, yet?

[Revolting cat!]

[ditto h]

Wasn’t he already stuffed?

[KosmicKitty]

Okay, THAT was funny!!

[Anti-Bubba182]

Homosexual child molesters get no sympathy of prayers from me.

[RansomOttawa]

It's hard to believe that it was 27 years ago that the dude last looked like a normal human.

And even then, he'd already had a nose job. I think you have to go back to 1979 to see Jacko au naturel:

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[redhead]

O. M. G. You just cannot MAKE THIS CRAP UP. If I was thinking of writing a hilarious, off-the-wall story to fill up space in my paper, I would NEVER have thought of this. Must explain why I don’t have a paper, huh?

[tophat9000]

Jackson To Have Body Stuffed

Why bother, from the looks of that photo he already decomposing!!

[fortunecookie]

Remember the pics and stories around the time of his abuse trials regarding his wierd, sad Vegas apartment filled with lifesize mannequins and stuffed toys and animals? An eerie place for his three young, veiled kids. It just struck me, that perhaps this is his plan so he can always ‘be there’ for his kids. Shudder.

[martin_fierro]

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[Delta 21]

Wow! He was black back then!!?!!

[RightOnTheLeftCoast]

I’ve long suspected he gets his booty stuffed, if you catch my drift.

Meanwhile, that plastination is outright creepy. Just, ewwww.

[Oztrich Boy]

MICHAEL Jackson will achieve his dream of immortality by being stuffed with plastic by Dr Death.

The King Of Pop, who calls himself Peter Pan, has had a string of cosmetic surgery ops to try to defy the ageing process.

Jackson is 50. Gunther von Hagens is already 64 (and hemophiliac).

Looks like Jackson has realized his plan to live to reach 150 has been derailed.

[Slings and Arrows]

No time like the present!

[Freedom2specul8]

He should have just left himself alone....
He’s warped, and appears delusional. The children obsession thing is as freaky and weird to me as OJ not getting convicted for murder