Skip to comments.Obama Salutes True Commander in Chief
Posted on 03/19/2009 7:10:09 AM PDT by Midnight Matador
photo on drudge shows Obama shows Obama trying to shade his eyes so he can read his teleprompter. I see it his finally recognizing that the teleprompter is his Lord & Master, therefore it is the true Commander in Chief and he decided to give it a public salute.
Nah, he’s saluting the man behind the machine - Soros or Axelrod.
What a sorry and pathetic picture of our so-called “leader.”
I am reminded of the old TV country comedy show phrase .... “Saluuuuuuuuuuuuute!”
He’s the “Telepromptee”.
Yeah, that's about as good a reply as one can give with FR's family-friendly language policy.
That’s a pretty pi$$ poor salute if you ask me. Looks like he is trying to see the forest through the trees.
Kenyans should be ashamed of their ‘native son’.
Stuck on Stupid...
Has the protest sign
“Kenyan Go Home”
shown up yet?
Well, at least we know the poser can read.
Looking for the nearest exit door.
Obama’s Teleprompter Prayer
Our Teleprompter, which art ahead of us,
hallowed be thy words;
thy phrases come;
thy will be done,
in Leno as it is in Washington.
Give us this day our daily quote.
And forgive us our misreadings,
as we forgive them that read our lines for us.
And lead us not into jargon;
but deliver us from muttering.
For thine is the media,
the message, and the adage,
For ever and ever.
Ha, he IS the ‘telepromptee.’ You nailed it.
Pathetic is the only word that describes this poor excuse for a human being. One day, his little teleprompter friend is going to go haywire and scroll a sentence from a “Harlequin” romance. “My economic stimulus package is the only way for America to have his lips pressed against mine as we drop to the bed unclothing each other in warp speed...”
“AND WE SHALL GO FORTH...AH, FORTH...psst, what’s that say?...change the contrast settings, fool!...yeah, right there, sharper, sharper, ok that’s good...FORTH, TOGETHER INTO A NEW DAWN.
I AM CONFIDENT THAT WE...WE...hey, Johnny, the d**n thing is stuck again!...HOLD ON A MINUTE, FOLKS, WE’RE HAVING TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES...yeah, roll it forward...too far, too far! go back! Yeah, stop, stop! good...WE CAN OVERCOME ANY PROBLEM, TOGETHER.”
Float the idea over at 4chan and you’ll have thousands of hacker s working on the challenge.
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