Obama Salutes True Commander in Chief

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[Midnight Matador]

photo on drudge shows Obama shows Obama trying to shade his eyes so he can read his teleprompter. I see it his finally recognizing that the teleprompter is his Lord & Master, therefore it is the true Commander in Chief and he decided to give it a public salute.

[jadedeagle]

Oh Come on!! You know he doesn’t have time to memorize his speeches. He’s too busy predicting the NCAA championships TV no less.

[Miss Didi]

DUKE COACH SLAM DUNKS OBAMA: FOCUS ON ECONOMY NOT NCAA PICKS

[IM2MAD]

Nah, he’s saluting the man behind the machine - Soros or Axelrod.

“Who’s controlling the teleprompter?” is, I think, a good question to ask at a press conference. Who’s the puppetmaster?

[downwdims]

[NoKoolAidforMe]

Teleprompter-in-Chief.

[reagan_fanatic]

[Rennes Templar]

Rush was hilarious yestrday as he did an interview with The Teleprompter.

Teleprompter, when did you first meet BO?
What do you do when you’re not working? Any hobbies?
Do you have discussions with BO about your content?
Will you write a book when you retire?

etc

[mnehring]

This is going to be like the "Where's Huma" game with Hilldog.. Spot the teleprompter.

[mnehring]

When Teleprompter goes to the bathroom, Obama starts to panic.

[Republic_of_Secession.]

Don’t pat attention to the man behind the teleprompter.

[Mac from Cleveland]

“I am the President of the, uhhh....(what the hell’s that thing say?)

“Oh,.... United States!”

[FBD]

that’s good!
did you make that up, or someone else?

[mnehring]

All out of the dark, twisted corners of my mind, on the fly right now..

[yooling]

TOTUS

thanks Rush

[uvular]

Telepotus

[mnehring]

I probably should have done something more appropriate:

Tellahu Fubar, Subhana kallah huma wa bee hum deeka wa ta bara kusmuka wa ta tellah jaduka wa la ilaha ghairuk A'oodhu Billaahi minash-shaitaanir-rajeem

Translated- Teleprompter is Great, You are Glorified, Oh Teleprompter, and Recited; Your Word is Repeated; Your Alliteration is Examaned, and none has the right to worshipped but You, I seek refuge in Teleprompter from satan.

[knarf]

Obama’s Teleprompter Prayer

Our Teleprompter, which art ahead of us,
hallowed be thy words;
thy phrases come;

Hello ? ... Hello?

thy will be done,
in Leno as it is in Washington.
Give us this day our daily quote.

Now hold on there ... I'm trying to answer you ... let me collect my thoughts ...

And forgive us our misreadings,
as we forgive them that read our lines for us.
And lead us not into jargon;
but deliver us from muttering.

Uhh ... uhhhh ... hello? .. testing, testing ...

For thine is the media,
the message, and the adage,

Someone get that lady some water ... give her some air now ... come on now ... that's right ... she'll be OK ..

For ever and ever.
Um Um.

[AngelesCrestHighway]

Coming to CBS next week!...The new sitcom: “The Adventures of Obama and his Teleprompter”...

[paulycy]

[albie]

All this TOTUS is gonna tick BO off and he’ll just have to take away our guns, freedom of speech, our military, health care, tax breaks etc. ~sarc