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TOTUS Goes Swimming.

Posted on 03/20/2009 8:52:01 PM PDT by GVnana

OK. I'll start.


TOPICS: Extended News; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: advicerock; bho44; boteleprompter; impeachobama; obama; obamasteleprompter; teleprompter; totus
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"Laugh 'tho your heart is aching..."

TOTUS jokes and photos welcome here.

1 posted on 03/20/2009 8:52:02 PM PDT by GVnana
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To: GVnana

LOL, that’s great!


2 posted on 03/20/2009 8:53:35 PM PDT by Victoria Delsoul
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To: GVnana

a portrait of a man who wants to be taken seriously but isn’t serious about being taken seriously. Uh .. I mean.. Uhh.

Shark! Sharrrk!


3 posted on 03/20/2009 8:54:41 PM PDT by NormsRevenge (Semper Fi ... Godspeed.)
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To: GVnana

“Thanks Tele...you saved my a$$ from drowning again.


4 posted on 03/20/2009 8:55:34 PM PDT by Markos33 (Paranoia is just a heightened state of awareness.)
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To: GVnana
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5 posted on 03/20/2009 8:56:13 PM PDT by smoothsailing
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To: GVnana

On teleprompter: “In the unlikely event of a water landing, your man boobs will serve as a flotation device.”


6 posted on 03/20/2009 8:56:51 PM PDT by RegulatorCountry
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To: GVnana

There was a long hilarious thread here last night with pictures of Obama and his teleprompter.....


7 posted on 03/20/2009 8:57:01 PM PDT by Fu-fu2
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To: smoothsailing

LMAO!!!!


8 posted on 03/20/2009 8:57:16 PM PDT by randomhero97 ("First you want to kill me, now you want to kiss me. Blow!" - Ash)
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To: GVnana
Photobucket
9 posted on 03/20/2009 8:58:36 PM PDT by smoothsailing
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To: GVnana

10 posted on 03/20/2009 9:02:44 PM PDT by Free ThinkerNY ((((Truth to a Liberal, is like a crucifix to a vampire))))
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To: GVnana

I want to be the guy that types in TOTUS content: “...I actually have a very small penis”. OK, I’d be fired on the spot, but I’d be a counterculture hero the land over!


11 posted on 03/20/2009 9:02:53 PM PDT by randog (Tap into America!)
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To: GVnana

Another take on the parting of waves in the “Red” sea.


12 posted on 03/20/2009 9:03:18 PM PDT by combat_boots (The answer to 1984 is 1776)
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To: All

“Obama’s Telepromter”

In Words:

http://www.google.com/search?&rls=en&q=obama’s+teleprompter&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8

In Images:

http://images.google.com/images?rls=en&q=obama’s%20teleprompter&oe=UTF-8&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&hl=en&tab=wi

What the Blogs are saying:

http://blogsearch.google.com/blogsearch?hl=en&oe=UTF-8&um=1&ie=UTF-8&q=obama%27s+teleprompter&btnG=Search+Blogs


13 posted on 03/20/2009 9:09:29 PM PDT by Cindy
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To: GVnana

we’re not in kansas anymore.


14 posted on 03/20/2009 9:12:10 PM PDT by ken21 (the only thing we have to fear is fdr deja vu.)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Lol “Repeat After Me” . I saw that one on the TOTUS blog. The other one that was a take off of the Red/gray soviet-esque Obama face symbol was really hilarious. I would seriously buy a shirt with that one.


15 posted on 03/20/2009 9:12:57 PM PDT by SMCC1
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To: Cindy
great photo from your link:


16 posted on 03/20/2009 9:15:09 PM PDT by Neverforget01 (Talk is cheap...except when Congress does it.)
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To: GVnana

17 posted on 03/20/2009 9:16:34 PM PDT by DadOfFive
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To: smoothsailing

LOL!!


18 posted on 03/20/2009 9:17:21 PM PDT by jla
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To: Free ThinkerNY

That is right up there with “Sore Loserman”!

Brilliant!


19 posted on 03/20/2009 9:18:39 PM PDT by bigbob
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To: Victoria Delsoul

The TOTUS needs a Chippendale dancer


20 posted on 03/20/2009 9:22:03 PM PDT by MissDairyGoodnessVT (Off Hunting--- for the COLB)
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To: GVnana
LOL!

PS: My tagline...

21 posted on 03/20/2009 9:27:47 PM PDT by Mad_Tom_Rackham (What did Obama's Teleprompter know, and when did it know it...)
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To: GVnana

Rush mentioned today about seeing Obama swimming at prompters...put this up a few days ago here... I'll go dig a few more up from my archives.

22 posted on 03/20/2009 9:29:05 PM PDT by quantim (Victory is not relative, it is absolute.)
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To: GVnana

23 posted on 03/20/2009 9:29:05 PM PDT by DadOfFive
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To: GVnana

“Landshark”


24 posted on 03/20/2009 9:29:41 PM PDT by uptoolate (Shhh. If you listen real hard, God is speaking to America.)
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To: GVnana
I'm thinking of patenting an invention I have been working on. Its called a Portaprompter. It is a small teleprompter screen jutting out from under the chin, suspended by a neck strap and fed by a Blackberry. I'm sure I can sell one to Obama for big bucks.
25 posted on 03/20/2009 9:32:24 PM PDT by Natural Law
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To: Natural Law

Your invention sounds like a Harmonica or a kazoo. Now that is a thought.


26 posted on 03/20/2009 9:36:59 PM PDT by healy61
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To: GVnana

27 posted on 03/20/2009 9:37:48 PM PDT by Free ThinkerNY ((((Truth to a Liberal, is like a crucifix to a vampire))))
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To: GVnana
wizard_of_teleprompter

It's funny that beach picture starts this thread. A similar picture started another teleprompter graphics thread. It's now up to 100 images. Click on the picture to go there.

28 posted on 03/20/2009 9:39:06 PM PDT by Nateman (FUBO and the Alinsky you rode in on!)
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To: GVnana

LMAO... excellent.


29 posted on 03/20/2009 9:41:22 PM PDT by Gator113 (For America to Survive, Obama Must Fail..... Obama=Failure in Chief with the Audacity of Dope.....)
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To: healy61
Yeah, the original idea was an electronic player harmonica, like an old fashioned player piano, with one of those John Lennon / Bob Dylan neck set ups. When I saw Obama's dependence on TOTUS I immediately thought of substituting a HUD (Heads Up Display) for the harmonica.....the rest is history.

Other uses are a portable sneeze guard for frequent buffet eaters and wind screens for bike riders.

30 posted on 03/20/2009 9:42:41 PM PDT by Natural Law
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To: GVnana
tooo funny...
31 posted on 03/20/2009 9:45:02 PM PDT by Chode (American Hedonist - Obama is basically Jim Jones with a teleprompter)
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To: All

I’m laughing so hard I have tears in my eyes!


32 posted on 03/20/2009 9:45:06 PM PDT by GVnana
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To: Nateman
Toooo much!
33 posted on 03/20/2009 9:48:49 PM PDT by GVnana
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To: GVnana

...and now for something completely different...a man with a tape recorder up his nose....

34 posted on 03/20/2009 9:50:00 PM PDT by dfwgator (1996 2006 2008 - Good Things Come in Threes)
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To: DadOfFive

Oooooh! Excellent!


35 posted on 03/20/2009 9:51:16 PM PDT by GVnana
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To: GVnana

“Butch Obama & the TP Kid”


36 posted on 03/20/2009 9:55:51 PM PDT by lilylangtree (Veni, Vidi, Vici)
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To: Neverforget01

Priceless.


37 posted on 03/20/2009 9:59:06 PM PDT by Cindy
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To: Cindy

ROFL!

I am stuned!


38 posted on 03/20/2009 10:02:19 PM PDT by LUV W (The new Boston Tea Party is here, baby, and it's doused in barbecue sauce..Michelle Malkin)
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To: dfwgator

my new desktop graphic

tks


39 posted on 03/20/2009 10:07:05 PM PDT by cd jones (Liberals: spreading misery, calling it equality)
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"Introducing AlfonZo Rachel as President Zo-bama"

Some of you may know Zo's outstanding rants from YouTube. Well, Zo has a new gig as

"President Zo-Bama" -- including teleprompter!! Video here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVqAbroV1N0

40 posted on 03/20/2009 10:09:42 PM PDT by GVnana
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41 posted on 03/20/2009 10:11:42 PM PDT by AndrewB (FUBO)
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To: GVnana
Obama on comedy shows:

Obama on transportation:

Air Force one

Marine one

Limo One.

Obama on sports:

Obama on NCAA picks and artwork:

Obama and quality time with the wife:

Obama discussing high-level bithness:

Obama on the campaign trail:

Obama's remodeling package:

Obama, the early days:

Obama in Ohio:

Obama teleprompter worship emoticon:


42 posted on 03/20/2009 10:15:41 PM PDT by quantim (Victory is not relative, it is absolute.)
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To: quantim

ROTFLMBO!


43 posted on 03/20/2009 10:25:15 PM PDT by 444Flyer (Don't beLIEve Obama.............................Never give up, never give in, never give out!)
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To: GVnana

I think President Bush looked much better in his jeans and boots.


44 posted on 03/20/2009 10:28:24 PM PDT by MamaB (Heb.13:2)
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To: LUV W

The whole teleprompter family is amazed at all the attention they are getting, in my opinion.

The question is, “Who is the real voice behind Obama’s Teleprompter?”


45 posted on 03/20/2009 10:39:14 PM PDT by Cindy
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To: GVnana
TOTUS - Obama - The Teleprompter President mug TOTUS - Obama - The Teleprompter President bag TOTUS - Obama - The Teleprompter President shirt
46 posted on 03/20/2009 10:55:23 PM PDT by AQuietThinkingMan ((jus' tryin' to get by))
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To: Free ThinkerNY

FReepers, please make sure that you are healthy enough to laugh hysterically before looking at the graphic in post 10. Immediate action should be taken for a laughing spell lasting more than four hours.


47 posted on 03/20/2009 10:56:34 PM PDT by Christian4Bush (Washington couldn’t tell a lie. Clinton couldn’t tell truth. Barney Frank can’t tell the differen)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

bump


48 posted on 03/20/2009 10:58:33 PM PDT by timestax (CNNLIES..BIG TIME)
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To: quantim
Please photoshop in either a shark fin or looter guy.

Cheers!

49 posted on 03/20/2009 10:59:18 PM PDT by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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To: Free ThinkerNY
That needs to be on a T-shirt.

I'd buy one.

Cheers!

50 posted on 03/20/2009 11:01:13 PM PDT by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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