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TOTUS Goes Swimming.
Posted on 03/20/2009 8:52:01 PM PDT by GVnana
OK. I'll start.

TOPICS: Extended News; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: advicerock; bho44; boteleprompter; impeachobama; obama; obamasteleprompter; teleprompter; totus
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"Laugh 'tho your heart is aching..."
TOTUS jokes and photos welcome here.
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posted on
03/20/2009 8:52:02 PM PDT
by
GVnana
To: GVnana
To: GVnana
a portrait of a man who wants to be taken seriously but isn’t serious about being taken seriously. Uh .. I mean.. Uhh.
Shark! Sharrrk!
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posted on
03/20/2009 8:54:41 PM PDT
by
NormsRevenge
(Semper Fi ... Godspeed.)
To: GVnana
“Thanks Tele...you saved my a$$ from drowning again.
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posted on
03/20/2009 8:55:34 PM PDT
by
Markos33
(Paranoia is just a heightened state of awareness.)
To: GVnana
To: GVnana
On teleprompter: “In the unlikely event of a water landing, your man boobs will serve as a flotation device.”
To: GVnana
There was a long hilarious thread here last night with pictures of Obama and his teleprompter.....
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posted on
03/20/2009 8:57:01 PM PDT
by
Fu-fu2
To: smoothsailing
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posted on
03/20/2009 8:57:16 PM PDT
by
randomhero97
("First you want to kill me, now you want to kiss me. Blow!" - Ash)
To: GVnana
To: GVnana
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posted on
03/20/2009 9:02:44 PM PDT
by
Free ThinkerNY
((((Truth to a Liberal, is like a crucifix to a vampire))))
To: GVnana
I want to be the guy that types in TOTUS content: “...I actually have a very small penis”. OK, I’d be fired on the spot, but I’d be a counterculture hero the land over!
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posted on
03/20/2009 9:02:53 PM PDT
by
randog
(Tap into America!)
To: GVnana
Another take on the parting of waves in the “Red” sea.
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posted on
03/20/2009 9:03:18 PM PDT
by
combat_boots
(The answer to 1984 is 1776)
To: All
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posted on
03/20/2009 9:09:29 PM PDT
by
Cindy
To: GVnana
we’re not in kansas anymore.
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posted on
03/20/2009 9:12:10 PM PDT
by
ken21
(the only thing we have to fear is fdr deja vu.)
To: Free ThinkerNY
Lol “Repeat After Me” . I saw that one on the TOTUS blog. The other one that was a take off of the Red/gray soviet-esque Obama face symbol was really hilarious. I would seriously buy a shirt with that one.
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posted on
03/20/2009 9:12:57 PM PDT
by
SMCC1
To: Cindy
great photo from your link:
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posted on
03/20/2009 9:15:09 PM PDT
by
Neverforget01
(Talk is cheap...except when Congress does it.)
To: GVnana
To: smoothsailing
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posted on
03/20/2009 9:17:21 PM PDT
by
jla
To: Free ThinkerNY
That is right up there with “Sore Loserman”!
Brilliant!
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posted on
03/20/2009 9:18:39 PM PDT
by
bigbob
To: Victoria Delsoul
The TOTUS needs a Chippendale dancer
To: GVnana
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posted on
03/20/2009 9:27:47 PM PDT
by
Mad_Tom_Rackham
(What did Obama's Teleprompter know, and when did it know it...)
To: GVnana

Rush mentioned today about seeing Obama swimming at prompters...put this up a few days ago here... I'll go dig a few more up from my archives.
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posted on
03/20/2009 9:29:05 PM PDT
by
quantim
(Victory is not relative, it is absolute.)
To: GVnana
To: GVnana
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posted on
03/20/2009 9:29:41 PM PDT
by
uptoolate
(Shhh. If you listen real hard, God is speaking to America.)
To: GVnana
I'm thinking of patenting an invention I have been working on. Its called a Portaprompter. It is a small teleprompter screen jutting out from under the chin, suspended by a neck strap and fed by a Blackberry. I'm sure I can sell one to Obama for big bucks.
To: Natural Law
Your invention sounds like a Harmonica or a kazoo. Now that is a thought.
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posted on
03/20/2009 9:36:59 PM PDT
by
healy61
To: GVnana
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posted on
03/20/2009 9:37:48 PM PDT
by
Free ThinkerNY
((((Truth to a Liberal, is like a crucifix to a vampire))))
To: GVnana

It's funny that beach picture starts this thread. A similar picture started another teleprompter graphics thread. It's now up to 100 images. Click on the picture to go there.
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posted on
03/20/2009 9:39:06 PM PDT
by
Nateman
(FUBO and the Alinsky you rode in on!)
To: GVnana
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posted on
03/20/2009 9:41:22 PM PDT
by
Gator113
(For America to Survive, Obama Must Fail..... Obama=Failure in Chief with the Audacity of Dope.....)
To: healy61
Yeah, the original idea was an electronic player harmonica, like an old fashioned player piano, with one of those John Lennon / Bob Dylan neck set ups. When I saw Obama's dependence on TOTUS I immediately thought of substituting a HUD (Heads Up Display) for the harmonica.....the rest is history.
Other uses are a portable sneeze guard for frequent buffet eaters and wind screens for bike riders.
To: GVnana

tooo funny...
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posted on
03/20/2009 9:45:02 PM PDT
by
Chode
(American Hedonist - Obama is basically Jim Jones with a teleprompter)
To: All
I’m laughing so hard I have tears in my eyes!
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posted on
03/20/2009 9:45:06 PM PDT
by
GVnana
To: Nateman

Toooo much!
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posted on
03/20/2009 9:48:49 PM PDT
by
GVnana
To: GVnana

...and now for something completely different...a man with a tape recorder up his nose....
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posted on
03/20/2009 9:50:00 PM PDT
by
dfwgator
(1996 2006 2008 - Good Things Come in Threes)
To: DadOfFive
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posted on
03/20/2009 9:51:16 PM PDT
by
GVnana
To: GVnana
“Butch Obama & the TP Kid”
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posted on
03/20/2009 9:55:51 PM PDT
by
lilylangtree
(Veni, Vidi, Vici)
To: Neverforget01
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posted on
03/20/2009 9:59:06 PM PDT
by
Cindy
To: Cindy
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posted on
03/20/2009 10:02:19 PM PDT
by
LUV W
(The new Boston Tea Party is here, baby, and it's doused in barbecue sauce..Michelle Malkin)
To: dfwgator
my new desktop graphic
tks
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posted on
03/20/2009 10:07:05 PM PDT
by
cd jones
(Liberals: spreading misery, calling it equality)
To: All
"Introducing AlfonZo Rachel as President Zo-bama"
Some of you may know Zo's outstanding rants from YouTube. Well, Zo has a new gig as
"President Zo-Bama" -- including teleprompter!! Video here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVqAbroV1N0
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posted on
03/20/2009 10:09:42 PM PDT
by
GVnana
To: GVnana
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posted on
03/20/2009 10:11:42 PM PDT
by
AndrewB
(FUBO)
To: GVnana
Obama on comedy shows:
Obama on transportation:

Air Force one

Marine one

Limo One.
Obama on sports:




Obama on NCAA picks and artwork:

Obama and quality time with the wife:

Obama discussing high-level bithness:

Obama on the campaign trail:


Obama's remodeling package:

Obama, the early days:

Obama in Ohio:

Obama teleprompter worship emoticon:
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posted on
03/20/2009 10:15:41 PM PDT
by
quantim
(Victory is not relative, it is absolute.)
To: quantim
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posted on
03/20/2009 10:25:15 PM PDT
by
444Flyer
(Don't beLIEve Obama.............................Never give up, never give in, never give out!)
To: GVnana
I think President Bush looked much better in his jeans and boots.
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posted on
03/20/2009 10:28:24 PM PDT
by
MamaB
(Heb.13:2)
To: LUV W
The whole teleprompter family is amazed at all the attention they are getting, in my opinion.
The question is, “Who is the real voice behind Obama’s Teleprompter?”
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posted on
03/20/2009 10:39:14 PM PDT
by
Cindy
To: GVnana
To: Free ThinkerNY
FReepers, please make sure that you are healthy enough to laugh hysterically before looking at the graphic in post 10. Immediate action should be taken for a laughing spell lasting more than four hours.
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posted on
03/20/2009 10:56:34 PM PDT
by
Christian4Bush
(Washington couldnt tell a lie. Clinton couldnt tell truth. Barney Frank cant tell the differen)
To: Free ThinkerNY
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posted on
03/20/2009 10:58:33 PM PDT
by
timestax
(CNNLIES..BIG TIME)
To: quantim
Please photoshop in either a shark fin or looter guy.
Cheers!
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posted on
03/20/2009 10:59:18 PM PDT
by
grey_whiskers
(The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
To: Free ThinkerNY
That needs to be on a T-shirt.
I'd buy one.
Cheers!
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posted on
03/20/2009 11:01:13 PM PDT
by
grey_whiskers
(The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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