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Biden Tells Obama Birth Certificate Joke at Gridiron Dinner
Sunday, March 22, 2009 | Kristinn

Posted on 03/22/2009 9:56:58 AM PDT by kristinn

Vice President Joe Biden told a joke about Barack Obama's birth certificate at the Gridiron dinner in Washington, D.C. last night.

The joke was reported by Mike Allen at Politico in his article about Biden's intentionally funny speech (as opposed to his usual foot in mouth routine.):

"You know, I never realized just how much power Dick Cheney had until my first day on the job. I walked into my office, and you know how the outgoing president always leaves the incoming president a note in his desk? I opened my drawer and Dick Cheney had left me Barack Obama’s birth certificate."

Numerous court cases have been filed demanding documentation by Obama that he meets the Constitution's requirement that a president be a natural born citizen. Obama has fought those lawsuits instead of producing the requested documentation. His campaign produced a document last summer it claimed proved he was a natural born citizen.


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To: autumnraine

If Biden became president because Obama for being unConstitutional, he may pass over Hillary as VP and go with someone who appears to be a moderate Dem, like Evan Bayh.


61 posted on 03/22/2009 11:21:55 AM PDT by Red Steel
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To: kristinn

62 posted on 03/22/2009 11:22:02 AM PDT by Obamageddon (Birth certificate and college transcripts will be required for Federal employment, Mr. Soetero)
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To: kristinn

More likely it was a Certificate of Authenticity for the Teleprompter.


63 posted on 03/22/2009 11:22:16 AM PDT by N. Theknow (Kennedys: Can't fly, can't ski, can't drive, can't skipper a boat, but they know what's best.)
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To: thecodont

wow. Freaky.


64 posted on 03/22/2009 11:24:47 AM PDT by Danae (Amerikan Unity My Ass)
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To: LucyT
Oh, sorry, wasn't shouting at you. To prevent riots, huh?

Maybe.

65 posted on 03/22/2009 11:24:51 AM PDT by thecodont
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To: NTHockey

The best that can be said for Joe Biden is that while he wouldn’t do much good, he wouldn’t do much harm either.

The Republic will at least muddle through a Biden administration. Which, though not a pleasant prospect, is infinitely preferable to the Obama fiasco.


66 posted on 03/22/2009 11:26:38 AM PDT by Loyalist (Barry Barack Hussein Obama Soetoro Dunham Pumski! A man of many talents! A man of many names!)
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To: Calpernia

If what you say is true, then there really is a Praetorian guard who have the real power at SCOTUS to decide what cases are seen.


67 posted on 03/22/2009 11:27:34 AM PDT by Red Steel
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To: kristinn

Biden ought to go see Oz...maybe he can finally get a brain.


68 posted on 03/22/2009 11:30:13 AM PDT by cubreporter (Rush the greatest voice of CONSERVATISM! God Bless Rush Limbaugh!!!)
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To: null and void

“President Bidet”

I like that! Has a certain ring around it!


69 posted on 03/22/2009 11:35:42 AM PDT by Dr. Bogus Pachysandra ( Ya can't pick up a turd by the clean end!)
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To: nuconvert

The Messiah preparing for Easter .. get it ?

Truth be told, BHO is entirely too thin-skinned to joke about himself, which is what the Gridiron dinner is all about .. his one attempt at laughing at himself on the Leno show backfired.


70 posted on 03/22/2009 11:41:40 AM PDT by EDINVA
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To: kristinn

I’m sure this was all pre-approved by Obama’s speech writers first. You know, the same ones that gave him the ‘Special Olympic’ line.


71 posted on 03/22/2009 11:42:41 AM PDT by HollyB
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To: kristinn
These Communists are shameless. I shouldn't be surprised. They are just like their idols...

If there was anything that should make people on the fence about the Birth Certificate suits and such pay attention it should be this. They have flagrantly violated parts of the Constitution in their proposals, and in the passage of the Bill of Attainder last Thursday (3/19). And, now, thay are laughing because they have stacked the court with their Leftist Acolytes... There would be absolutely no harm done to Obama whatsoever if the State of Hawaii turned over documents to a judge, and lawyers if Obama is telling the truth. He acts like a man with something to hide...

If the lawyers who have filed these suits have a chance to look over the documents and we have a group of them in agreement that everything is on the "up and up" with is citizenship, name, residency status, etc... then fine -- we'll just try to get him impeached on the violations of the Constitution and for lying to the American Public and possibly committing fraud through the Bailout Bill and the AIG Bill of Attainder... (Not to mention the other draconian and Communist bills flying around the desks on Capitol Hill.)

And, if things are NOT in order with is legal citizenship status then we can free ourselves of this tyrant, and his laws before they have a chance to hurt even more people than he already has in his 2 months in office.

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72 posted on 03/22/2009 11:43:09 AM PDT by LibertyRocks ( http://LibertyRocks.wordpress.com ~ ANTI-OBAMA STUFF : http://cafepress.com/NO_ObamaBiden08)
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To: autumnraine
God help me I would even accept Hillary as VP.

Who would have thought we ever would be wishing for Hillary.

73 posted on 03/22/2009 11:43:43 AM PDT by LucyT
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To: Red Steel

We have all the blog posts, including here at FR that watched the cases vanish from the dockets.


74 posted on 03/22/2009 11:45:04 AM PDT by Calpernia (Hunters Rangers - Raising the Bar of Integrity http://www.barofintegrity.us)
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To: kristinn

As much as it REALLY pains me - put me down in the “I think it’s pretty funny stuff” catagory. DUCK FOR COVER!...INCOMING!!!!!!...


75 posted on 03/22/2009 11:50:29 AM PDT by matginzac
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To: Ann Archy; briansb; MAK1179
"Wouldn’t it be REALLY funny if Cheney DID leave Biden a copy of the VAULT Birth Certificate???? Hed be telling Joe...”YOU can be President....NOW....just release it”!"

LOL, I was just thinking exactly the same thing..... perhaps Biden actually IS putting a message out there from for the Obamaites :-)

76 posted on 03/22/2009 11:52:26 AM PDT by Lloyd227 (Class of 1998 (let's all help the Team McCain spider monkeys decide how to moderate))
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To: JennysCool

You know, they say in DC if you want a friend, get a dog. Well...that water spaniel hasn’t shown up yet. I’m jus sayin...


77 posted on 03/22/2009 12:01:20 PM PDT by PennsylvaniaMom (Obama Speeches--TeleprompterInChief--TIC Talk)
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To: Lloyd227

It is pure ‘in your face, we won, you go suck eggs; we’ll do as we damned well please and you’ll like it or else.’ Biden is as arrogant as Obama, but not as savvy and no race hustle to fall back on.


78 posted on 03/22/2009 12:04:49 PM PDT by MHGinTN (Believing they cannot be deceived, they cannot be convinced when they are deceived.)
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To: LucyT; kristinn; Jim Robinson

This man needs to be removed from office sooner rather than later... I don’t care how much of a “Crisis” it causes, really. He needs to be impeached and investigated for Fraud involved in the bailouts, Civil Rights Violations, and intimidation in sending his ACORN comrades to harass private citizens, and passing a bill of attainder law...

I can think of at least 10-15 bills that have either been proposed or passed now that blatantly violate some part of the Constitution. I don’t think I’ve read one proposal that DOESN’T tear to shred some part of our Civil Rights.

I could go on and on, but I know you’re well aware of what’s happening here...

I hope everyone realizes the gravity of the situation right now.... We are seeing Obama install himself as a dictator, completely ignore the rule of law, and institute oppressive and Unconstitutional laws upon the people of this nation... This is how it started in every country that has been oppressed in this fashion. He is destroying our country in order to gain as much power as quickly as possible... This isn’t something that if we let it carry on is going to be easy to overcome... It’s going to be hard to get Obama investigated, but that must be done as well...

There have to be a FEW GOOD MEN AND WOMEN who will stand up and speak out against Obama — we’re doing so here, but how do we get someone with some kind of power to go on our national media and give a speech demanding and investigation and laying out the reasons why... Lay on the table the reasons we have for requesting an impeachment hearing in Congress. Somehow though we have to address the fact that over half of our Congress either has a conflict of interest in this matter, and some of them are no doubt tied to any crime that may have been committed... How do we work around that...

I don’t want my kids growing up in a Fascist/Communist country! I have friends who came over from Poland and had lived under the Soviets — I DO NOT WANT TO GO THROUGH THAT!

We need somehow to organize a demonstration or something... I don’t know. I feel sort of helpless... Of course, I’ve been warning about this happening for years now (and I’m hardly the only one). If only people would’ve listened instead of calling us kooks... I don’t know if McCain would’ve been better truthfully. Maybe Sarah would’ve slowed down this progression.

The point is — if we don’t do something about this now there is no way we are going to have a fair and free election in 2010. If we even HAVE an election.

Sorry to ramble... This is like a nightmare.


79 posted on 03/22/2009 12:04:57 PM PDT by LibertyRocks ( http://LibertyRocks.wordpress.com ~ ANTI-OBAMA STUFF : http://cafepress.com/NO_ObamaBiden08)
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To: nuconvert

Well (can’t believe I am explaining for Biden)...but the “joke” is that Obama really, really and trully thinks he IS the Messiah...so Easter prep would be a tad time consuming.


80 posted on 03/22/2009 12:04:58 PM PDT by PennsylvaniaMom (Obama Speeches--TeleprompterInChief--TIC Talk)
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