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To: Old Sarge

What if Superman was born in Germany:

Uberman: Excuse me, Mein Fuhrer! Stand back! There's a bomb in this briefcase!

Hitler: You smothered the bomb with your body, and you're not even bleeding! Who are you?

Uberman: I am.. Uberman! I have superhuman powers, and I fight for untruth, injustice, and the Nazi way! And I have X-ray vision!

Lois Laneoff: X-ray vision? Can you see through my clothes?

Uberman: Ja! And through his, too. He's a Jew!

Jimmy Olstein: No! No, it's not true! My parents were just very advanced in hygeine, that's all..!

Hitler: Silence! Guard, take this Jew away!

Uberman: No need! I'll drop him off at the camp on my vay to the Eastern front!

6 posted on 03/23/2009 10:02:34 AM PDT by dfwgator (1996 2006 2008 - Good Things Come in Threes)
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To: dfwgator

*snicker*


7 posted on 03/23/2009 10:03:43 AM PDT by Old Sarge ("Remember, remember, the Fourth of November, the Socialist treason and plot...")
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