China to be granted 4 Senate Seats and 8 Congressional Seats in Return for Buying More U.S. Debt

[Scythian]

In a desperate behind the scenes closed door session the United States has granted China 4 Senate Seats and 8 Congressional Seats in return for China's buying yet another substantial amount of U.S. Debt. China, at this point, technically owns the deed to the United States and felt that it should have some say in what it's rentors are doing with it's property. More as information is reported.

(Humor folks - as in Ha Ha, that was funny)

[mainerforglobalwarming]

In all honesty, what day do you believe Obama will end diplomatic ties to Taiwan? I think the Chicoms will take it back without any U.S. interference. Perhaps even some help from the administration.

[GOPsterinMA]

Have you heard the story that the Chinese make soup out of aborted fetus tissue?

A couple of my Korean War friends refuse to eat rice to this day, due to the fact they saw the “honey buckets” in action.

[mamelukesabre]

Nope. Never heard that one. And wish I still never heard it.

[freedomfiter2]

Oh great, they already get every other Presidency.

[Scythian]

Right now “General Tao’s Chicen in every pot” sounds pretty darned good ... (as long as it’s, uhum, chicken)

[cookiedough]

I do think that China has the goal of eventually taking over the entire world. They are already making great inroads on the U.S. It makes me very angry.

[pgkdan]

Where?

[KarlInOhio]

the United States has granted China 4 Senate Seats and 8 Congressional Seats in return for China's buying yet another substantial amount of U.S. Debt

They probably own a lot more than that already.

[CharlesWayneCT]

They’d probably be better than the current Democratic majority.

[TaxRelief]

Is that somebody’s dinner?

[TaxRelief]

Is it cruel to eat cats? What if they are slaughtered humanely?