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Cantor Moonlights with Britney
Weekly World News ^ | 3/26/09 | Samuel T. Westbrook

Posted on 03/26/2009 6:38:13 AM PDT by grizzlyfish

WASHINGTON, DC - Sparking bipartisan outrage on the Hill, House Minority Whip Eric Cantor admitted to skipping President Obama’s economic press conference to “Get his dance on.”

As the news of Cantor’s whereabouts Tuesday night began making the rounds on the Hill Wednesday afternoon, House Minority Leader John Boehner was unavailable for comment, but a staffer requesting anonymity, told the Weekly World News that his boss was, “Crazy jealous. He loves Brit Brit. And that presser was bo-ring to the max.”

(Excerpt) Read more at weeklyworldnews.com ...


TOPICS: News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons; US: Virginia
KEYWORDS: 111th; britneyspears; ericcantor; satire; satireshouldbefunny
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1 posted on 03/26/2009 6:38:14 AM PDT by grizzlyfish
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To: grizzlyfish

Eric Cantor REALLY went to see Britney Spears??? OMG! Is he INSANE???


2 posted on 03/26/2009 6:39:19 AM PDT by Ann Archy (Abortion....the Human Sacrifice to the god of Convenience.)
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To: grizzlyfish

lol!


3 posted on 03/26/2009 6:40:30 AM PDT by RDTF ("I'm pretty sure this is a 2 man job once the shooting starts")
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To: Ann Archy

Better than watching Obama. Kudos to Cantor. He chose a more intelligent and honest company than TOTUS.


4 posted on 03/26/2009 6:40:35 AM PDT by SolidWood (Palin: "We do not want to becomes slaves of Washington.")
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To: Ann Archy

Palin/Bachmann for ‘12. The men are pathetic.


5 posted on 03/26/2009 6:41:25 AM PDT by kittymyrib
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To: SolidWood

geesh....That is SO damn IMMATURE going to see Spears.....shows a NOT serious person.


6 posted on 03/26/2009 6:42:35 AM PDT by Ann Archy (Abortion....the Human Sacrifice to the god of Convenience.)
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To: Ann Archy

I’ve learned to check the keywords; this “article” includes “political humor”.


7 posted on 03/26/2009 6:43:19 AM PDT by skr (May God confound the enemy)
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To: kittymyrib

Sounds good. Looks good, too.

8 posted on 03/26/2009 6:43:25 AM PDT by SolidWood (Palin: "We do not want to becomes slaves of Washington.")
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To: grizzlyfish; Corin Stormhands; iceskater; Gabz

Cantor has been disappointing me a lot lately. This just adds to it.


9 posted on 03/26/2009 6:43:25 AM PDT by P8riot (I carry a gun because I can't carry a cop.)
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To: Ann Archy

Ann. It’s satire. Bad satire, but satire nonetheless.


10 posted on 03/26/2009 6:44:52 AM PDT by savedbygrace (You are only leading if someone follows. Otherwise, you just wandered off... [Smokin' Joe])
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To: Corin Stormhands; iceskater; Gabz

I meant to add, that it was probably preferable to listening to “dear leader”.


11 posted on 03/26/2009 6:45:27 AM PDT by P8riot (I carry a gun because I can't carry a cop.)
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To: P8riot; Ann Archy

I can’t believe some of you here. It’s embarrassing.

It’s satire.


12 posted on 03/26/2009 6:45:54 AM PDT by RDTF ("I'm pretty sure this is a 2 man job once the shooting starts")
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To: savedbygrace
OH!!!LOL!

Ok....who was Keith Olberman talking about being at some concert???

13 posted on 03/26/2009 6:46:08 AM PDT by Ann Archy (Abortion....the Human Sacrifice to the god of Convenience.)
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To: RDTF

my bad.....Who was Keith Olberman talking about then??


14 posted on 03/26/2009 6:46:42 AM PDT by Ann Archy (Abortion....the Human Sacrifice to the god of Convenience.)
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To: grizzlyfish; Liz
OK, it's true he went to the concert, (and that's bad enough). But does he really say things like "it was insane!"? Does he, and/or staff actually refer to the bimbo as "Brit-Brit"?

Courtesy ping to FR favorite, Liz. Though if she replies I won't be reading it as I'll be busy ingesting crow.

15 posted on 03/26/2009 6:47:29 AM PDT by jla
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To: skr

Google: Eric Cantor Britney Spears


16 posted on 03/26/2009 6:49:39 AM PDT by jla
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To: RDTF

Yeah, I haven’t had my first cup of coffee yet either.


17 posted on 03/26/2009 6:50:00 AM PDT by P8riot (I carry a gun because I can't carry a cop.)
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To: grizzlyfish

http://www.ericcantor.com/
twitter away


18 posted on 03/26/2009 6:50:30 AM PDT by Liberty Valance (Keep a simple manner for a happy life)
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To: Ann Archy

I know that a lot of people from the hill went. I think it’s hilarious that they blew off Zero.


19 posted on 03/26/2009 6:51:24 AM PDT by RDTF ("I'm pretty sure this is a 2 man job once the shooting starts")
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To: P8riot

Isn’t it time the Republican Party sent some serious politicians to Washington? Its leadership is either puerile or archpatriarchal. July 4th 2010; the founding of the Conservative Party of America.


20 posted on 03/26/2009 6:51:55 AM PDT by Melchior
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