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Blundering Afghan suicide bomber blows up 6 militants
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Posted on 03/26/2009 2:18:40 PM PDT by Sub-Driver

Blundering Afghan suicide bomber blows up 6 militants Thu Mar 26, 2009 9:58am EDT KABUL, March 26 (Reuters) - A would-be suicide bomber accidentally blew himself up on Thursday, killing six other militants as he was bidding them farewell to leave for his intended target, the Interior Ministry said.

"The terrorist was on his way to his destination and saying good-bye to his associates and then his suicide vest exploded," a statement from the ministry said.

Taliban-led attacks in Afghanistan have escalated in the past year with suicide and roadside bombings insurgents' weapons of choice.

The incident happened in Helmand province in southern Afghanistan where mainly British troops are struggling against a growing Taliban-led insurgency.

(Excerpt) Read more at reuters.com ...


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Hey safety first.......
1 posted on 03/26/2009 2:18:40 PM PDT by Sub-Driver
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To: Sub-Driver

“I’m only going to say this once.......”


2 posted on 03/26/2009 2:19:49 PM PDT by norwaypinesavage (Global Warming Theory is extremely robust with respect to data. All observations confirm it)
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To: Sub-Driver

Well he did say Good-Bye.


3 posted on 03/26/2009 2:20:12 PM PDT by massgopguy (I owe everything to George Bailey)
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To: Sub-Driver

So much for his bonus.


4 posted on 03/26/2009 2:20:26 PM PDT by Tijeras_Slim
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To: Sub-Driver

Mulligan!


5 posted on 03/26/2009 2:20:26 PM PDT by Buck W. (The President of the United States IS named Schickelgruber...)
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To: Sub-Driver

NEW GUY!!


6 posted on 03/26/2009 2:20:47 PM PDT by Dick Bachert
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To: Sub-Driver
Allah Ackbar Pictures, Images and Photos

"Allah Ackbar!"

7 posted on 03/26/2009 2:20:54 PM PDT by Snickering Hound
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To: Sub-Driver
"I love you ma..."
8 posted on 03/26/2009 2:21:00 PM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum ("Only after disaster can we be resurrected." -- Tyler Durden)
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To: Sub-Driver

they need their own OSHA badly


9 posted on 03/26/2009 2:21:05 PM PDT by GeronL (http://tyrannysentinel.blogspot.com)
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To: Sub-Driver
Darwin is a bitch sometimes...

:^)

10 posted on 03/26/2009 2:21:16 PM PDT by 5thGenTexan
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To: Sub-Driver

I’ve got time for one more round and a six pack to go

Hank Thompson


11 posted on 03/26/2009 2:21:40 PM PDT by dblshot
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To: Sub-Driver

12 posted on 03/26/2009 2:22:16 PM PDT by 50cal Smokepole (Hey Al Gore! Get your fat carcass over here and shovel all this global warming off my driveway!)
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To: Sub-Driver

Premature explosilation?


13 posted on 03/26/2009 2:22:16 PM PDT by OB1kNOb (Communist China is doing more to foster capitalism in their country than our politicians are doing.)
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To: Sub-Driver

Well he did say Good-Bye.


14 posted on 03/26/2009 2:22:51 PM PDT by massgopguy (I owe everything to George Bailey)
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To: Tijeras_Slim
Talk about losing points with your bros...sheesh. :-)
15 posted on 03/26/2009 2:23:03 PM PDT by hiredhand (Understand the CRA and why we're facing economic collapse - see my about page.)
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To: Sub-Driver

Oops.


16 posted on 03/26/2009 2:23:12 PM PDT by Constitutions Grandchild
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To: GeronL

LOL!!!


17 posted on 03/26/2009 2:23:16 PM PDT by A Texan (Oderint dum metuant)
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To: Sub-Driver

*snif*

I love a story with a happy ending....

:)


18 posted on 03/26/2009 2:24:06 PM PDT by freedumb2003 (Communism comes to America: 1/20/2009. Keep your powder dry, folks.)
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To: Sub-Driver

Oooo. He blowed up real good.

19 posted on 03/26/2009 2:24:51 PM PDT by batter (Wolverines!)
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To: Sub-Driver

Paging OSHA .. Line 1 ..

OOps..
Never mind.

He blew up.

mysterious ways .. indeed.


20 posted on 03/26/2009 2:24:57 PM PDT by NormsRevenge (Semper Fi ... Godspeed.)
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To: Sub-Driver

And the Afghan Darwin Award site is what?......


21 posted on 03/26/2009 2:25:34 PM PDT by AngelesCrestHighway
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To: Sub-Driver

Sorry Achmed - no do-overs.

LOL.


22 posted on 03/26/2009 2:26:59 PM PDT by reagan_fanatic (FOBO)
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To: hiredhand; Squantos

That’s what he gets for posting questions on “AskSquantos.com”


23 posted on 03/26/2009 2:27:46 PM PDT by Tijeras_Slim
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To: Sub-Driver

I’ll bet he’s got no time for virgins with six militants chasing him....


24 posted on 03/26/2009 2:27:54 PM PDT by AngelesCrestHighway
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To: Sub-Driver
7 times 72 equals 504 virgins and not a single infidel to show for them.

Allah will not be pleased.


25 posted on 03/26/2009 2:28:12 PM PDT by nathanbedford ("Attack, repeat attack!" Bull Halsey)
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To: reagan_fanatic

Premature Jihadization!


26 posted on 03/26/2009 2:29:10 PM PDT by Dr. Bogus Pachysandra ( Ya can't pick up a turd by the clean end!)
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To: Sub-Driver

There go them 72 virgins! No paradise for you!


27 posted on 03/26/2009 2:30:23 PM PDT by Leftism is Mentally Deranged (beware the alliance of the left and the jihadis.)
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To: Sub-Driver

One dead militant, a joy.....

Seven dead militants....priceless!


28 posted on 03/26/2009 2:31:11 PM PDT by AngelesCrestHighway
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To: Sub-Driver

Hey! Hold my Koran. I wanna try something...


29 posted on 03/26/2009 2:31:15 PM PDT by OpeEdMunkey (We seem to have reached a critical mass of stupid people.)
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To: AngelesCrestHighway

Afghan Darwin Award?! I think this guy is the ALL TIME Darwin Award winner.

How do you possibly beat taking your own stupid self out along with 6 other morons, dumb enough to be hanging out with you. It just doesn’t ever get better.


30 posted on 03/26/2009 2:31:31 PM PDT by Boiler Plate ("Why be difficult, when with just a little more work, you can be impossible" Mom)
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To: Sub-Driver
Blundering Afghan suicide bomber blows up 6 militants

Did you ever wonder why stupidity runs in so many terrorists' families?

31 posted on 03/26/2009 2:31:34 PM PDT by Zakeet (Thou Shalt Not Steal -- Unless thou art the government)
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To: Sub-Driver

Needless to say, he failed bomb making 101....


32 posted on 03/26/2009 2:33:40 PM PDT by AngelesCrestHighway
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To: Sub-Driver

This is bad news. It looks like Oakland, California, is going to have another vigil, this time for the terrorists.


33 posted on 03/26/2009 2:35:54 PM PDT by vetvetdoug
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To: Sub-Driver
"(Sob!) Farewell, Abdul! Farewell Omar, Ali! I am off to blow myself to paradise!"

"Wait a minute Achmed. Are you sure you have the sequence right?"

"Well yes, of course. I push the button, I yell "Allahu akbar!" and then I find some infidels."

"No, Achmed, I think that is the wrong order. No! Wait!"

34 posted on 03/26/2009 2:35:58 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: Tijeras_Slim; Squantos
That's what he gets for posting questions on "AskSquantos.com"

Oh but to have been a fly on the wall and to have KNOWN that it was gonna happen. :-)

Imagine..."O.K....here comes the good part! Wait for it...wait for it! ...*KA-BOOM*!"

ALLAH FUBAR! :-)


35 posted on 03/26/2009 2:36:04 PM PDT by hiredhand (Understand the CRA and why we're facing economic collapse - see my about page.)
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To: Sub-Driver

Was his name Akbar Pyle?

“Sur-PRISE!” “Sur-PRISE!” “Sur-PRISE!”

“ka-BOOM!”


36 posted on 03/26/2009 2:37:03 PM PDT by Mac from Cleveland (How to make a small fortune in the Obama era--first, start off with a big fortune....)
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To: Zakeet

now that is one ugly sheep looks like she has been pretty well used up and with that mask on maybe a big shot of some real strong feminine hygiene spray is in order


37 posted on 03/26/2009 2:37:31 PM PDT by mt tom (WE)
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To: Sub-Driver

“Hold muh carbonated camel whiz n watch this!”


38 posted on 03/26/2009 2:38:54 PM PDT by MarineBrat (The New York Times is a Communist Kamikaze.)
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To: Sub-Driver

Got to love the self zotting of these terrorists!!! Less ammo that our guys have to waste on these scum.


39 posted on 03/26/2009 2:41:55 PM PDT by Thunder90
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To: Sub-Driver

Was he the Union BA? Maybe the six others refused to sign the card.


40 posted on 03/26/2009 2:48:37 PM PDT by SERKIT ("Blazing Saddles" explains it all.....)
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To: Sub-Driver

Love a happy ending.....


41 posted on 03/26/2009 2:48:51 PM PDT by Kozak (USA 7/4/1776 to 1/20/2009 Requiescat In Pace)
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To: Sub-Driver

They were pretty red faced over the mishap.


42 posted on 03/26/2009 2:55:19 PM PDT by ansel12 (Romney (guns)"instruments of destruction with the sole purpose of hunting down and killing people")
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To: Sub-Driver

Gosh, why do bad things happen to such good people?


43 posted on 03/26/2009 3:01:55 PM PDT by muir_redwoods ( O.B.A.M.A. = One Big Asinine Mistake, America)
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To: orfannkyl86

Oh those young terrorists, they blow up so fast.


46 posted on 03/26/2009 3:20:46 PM PDT by ssapro (SSAPRO/ EXBP)
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To: Sub-Driver
“Abdul, so let me get this straight... When I am ready to kill the infidels I push this red button just like this...”
47 posted on 03/26/2009 3:22:02 PM PDT by Syntyr (If its too loud your too old...)
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To: Dr. Bogus Pachysandra

Post of the day!


48 posted on 03/26/2009 3:24:54 PM PDT by nesnah (Expression with an attitude - http://www.polistic.com)
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To: Tijeras_Slim

Snow day in hell ! I hep em all meet Allah Fubar !!!


49 posted on 03/26/2009 3:53:14 PM PDT by Squantos (Be polite. Be professional. But have a plan to kill everyone you meet)
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To: Sub-Driver

Don’t buy your C-4 from a guy wearing a yarmulke.


50 posted on 03/26/2009 3:56:38 PM PDT by jiggyboy (Ten per cent of poll respondents are either lying or insane)
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