Posted on 03/27/2009 8:30:44 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Hi Fawn, prayers!
Stolen from FReeper null and void;
Obama is gonna put a 90% tax on aspirin.
“Why” you ask?
Because it’s white and it works.
Prayers up for you, Fawn. I still remember how nice you were to me when I was laid off last November. Hope you escape that experience—and get a raise!
we need this man like we need another hole in our butt
Hi there
been listening to WABC for 6 mo. now & almost never notice a problem, specially not like what just happened...my experience:)
Funny and sad at the same time.
Hiya, hat. How’s Alaska?
Thx biggirl...
LOL!
LOL! Hi Roccus. It sure is great to be here and see all of you today. Though I have to keep muting during clips of Ofascist and Hillmas.
Fo Shizzle!~
She is clueless.
I always had troubles with WABC
Still snowing.
8 inches on the ground and more coming down.
Mt Redoubt is still blowing up every day so flights into and out of Anchorage are not keeping on the schedule. We normally get about 10-12 commuter/cargo flights a day but that has been down to 2-3 the last couple of days. People are getting stranded at both ends.
Other than that, we have Sarah so it’s all good.
New Tag Alert!
Make A Bad Situation Worse, Raise Taxes, Increase Government Spending, Thanks Mr. Øbama
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