FReeper Canteen ~ Wednesday Quiz ~ 1 April 2009

March 31, 2009 | Canteen Crew

[beachn4fun]

Freeper Canteen wants to know:

What Prank Should You Play?

Take the quiz. Just type in a word to describe your sense of humor - like crazy.

Go ahead.
What Prank Should You Play?

Click here and take the quiz!

To share your results, click "Code", then copy and paste the code into a "Reply" box.

Have fun!

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and entertain our troops and veterans and their families,
and is family friendly.

[The Mayor]

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April 1, 2009

Servant-Friendship

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READ: 1 Thessalonians 2:1-8

We were gentle among you, just as a nursing mother cherishes her own children. —1 Thessalonians 2:7

Don Tack wanted to know what life was like for homeless people. So he concealed his identity and went to live on the streets of his city. He found out that food and shelter were offered by many organizations. At one shelter he could spend the night if he listened to a sermon beforehand. He appreciated the guest speaker’s message and wanted to talk with him afterward. But as Don reached out to shake the man’s hand and asked if he could talk with him, the speaker walked right past him as if he didn’t exist.

Don learned that what was missing most in ministry to the homeless in his area were people who were willing to build relationships. So he began an organization called Servants Center to offer help through friendship.

What Don encountered at the shelter was the opposite of what the people who heard the apostle Paul experienced. When he shared the gospel, he gave himself too. He testified in his letter to the Thessalonians, “We were well pleased to impart to you not only the gospel of God, but also our own lives, because you had become dear to us” (1 Thess. 2:8). He said, “We were gentle among you,” like a mother (v.7).

In our service for the Lord, do we share not just our words or money but our time and friendship?

I want to do service for Christ while I live,
And comfort and cheer to poor lonely hearts give;
For this is the program approved by the Word,
To visit the needy and speak of the Lord. —Bosch

One measure of our likeness to Christ is our sensitivity to the suffering of others.

Bible in One Year: Judges 13-15; Luke 6:27-49

[SandRat]

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[HiJinx]

Yummm...Nana fixed a pork roast...back after dinner!!

[The Mayor]

1 second... wow!

[ConorMacNessa]

GREETINGS TO THE CANTEEN!

OUR TROOPS ROCK!!!!!!!

Lamh Foistenach Abu!

[beachn4fun]

Ping-A-Ling

Please excuse me, got to post and run.... signing off for the night.

Have fun and I’ll see you all in the morning.

[SandRat]

[GodBlessUSA]

Good night Beachn
Thanks for tonight’s thread!
HUGS

[HiJinx]

Something tells me I would have been better off not taking the quiz.

Your Prank Is: Putting eyeballs in your friend's coffee

And that's how you should celebrate April Fool's Day

What April Fool's Prank Should You Play?

[Kathy in Alaska]

It’s Wednesday's Quiz!!

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[HiJinx]

G’night, Beachie...see you tomorrow!

[ConorMacNessa]

Your Prank Is: Setting up the office chair tilt a whirl

And that's how you should celebrate April Fool's Day

What April Fool's Prank Should You Play?

Lamh Foistenach Abu!

[SandRat]

[Kathy in Alaska]

Thanks, beachy, for today's It's Wednesday's Quiz!

[AZamericonnie]

Good evening everyone! Posting a link on ways to protect your computer tomorrow. *Hugs* Kim Komando

[Kathy in Alaska]

Honoring Our Heroes

2LT Rebecca USA (Daughter of U S Army EOD)
3 sons (armymarinemom and amdad)
AbnSarge USA
Allegra
Brett USN (CindyDawg)
Brother and Son-in-Law (kalee)
Cannoneer No. 4
CAPT Future Snake Eater USA (RightOnline)
CAPT Jason Clendenin (friend of Frou)
Chris USA (amom)
Chuck USA (RightOnline)
COL Mike (gpapa)
CMS USA
David USAF (LUV W)
Defender2
Deven USA (Shimmer)
Ethan USMC (georgiabelle)
Fred (DocRock)
GulfWar1Vet USA
IS2 Brianne USN (My Hearts in London - Everett)
IS2 Heather USN (My Hearts in London - Everett)
Jade Falcon USN
JemiansTerror USA (Jemian)
Jet Jaguar USAF
Joel (NEMDF)
Jonathan USMC (AZbushgal)
Josh USN (doug from upland)
Karen USA (fatima's granddaughter)
Kenneth (Sweetbaby/LadyPilgrim)
Kevin USMC (skimask)
Kevin and David USA (vigilante2)
Laurita USA
LCPL Carter USMC
Lindsay (Sweetbaby/LadyPilgrim)
LT David (Coldwater Creek)
M1911A1 USMC (M0sby)
M1Tanker
Major joma89 USAF
MEG33's Navy Grandson
Michael USAR (RightOnline)
Mike1Sg USA (mystery-ak)
Milo828 USA (mystery-ak)
Nate USN (sneakers)
Old Sarge USA
OneLoyalAmerican USCG
PFC Dan USA (son of swmobuffalo)
PFC Jake USMC (son of Enough_Deceit)
Pvt Alex USA (son of Enough_Deceit)
Robert, Jeremy, Daynnis USA (SoldierDad)
Sat-Com Chris USA (son of KC Burke)
SGT Brian USA (repubmom)
SGT Dusty USA (MountainDad)
SGT Ev USA (Mozie)
SGT Gray USA (colorcountry’s son)
SGT Sean Reed (preed)
Son USCG (GodBlessUSA)
SPC Mike USA (AbnSarge)
SSG Dustin USA (SIL of U S Army EOD)
SSG Mitchel USA (tina07)
SSG Spencer USA (grame)
SSGT Don May Jr USMC (debm29palms)
SSGT John Linde USA (JFoxbear)
Terrence USN (Sweetbaby/LadyPilgrim)
The Sailor
tongue-tied USN/USA
Tonkin USN/USCG
txradioguy USA
Valerie USAF (Shimmer)
Victor and Tony D USMC (weldgophardline)
William USA (jackv)

 

[The Mayor]

: )

[Kathy in Alaska]

Good night and rest well, beachy...((HUGS))...thanks for all you do for our troops.

[Kathy in Alaska]

And in first today....The Mayour grabs the gold!!

[SandRat]

Your Prank Is: Putting a fly in your friend's ice cube

And that's how you should celebrate April Fool's Day

What April Fool's Prank Should You Play?

[Tanniker Smith]

Good evening, beachy! Good evening, all!

[AZamericonnie]

Thanks for this evening thread dear Beach Babe! *Hugs*

Sweet dreams when moonbeams find you....

[Kirkwood]

This sounds awful!

Your Prank Is: Playing some human piñata

And that's how you should celebrate April Fool's Day

What April Fool's Prank Should You Play?

[Kathy in Alaska]

And only 1 single second behind....Sand snags the silver!!

[Tanniker Smith]

I dunno .... this prank sounds more like, what's that word ....
oh, yeah! "Assault". With a deadly weapon.

Some prank. 8-(

Your Prank Is: Playing some human piñata

And that's how you should celebrate April Fool's Day

What April Fool's Prank Should You Play?

[Tanniker Smith]

My second try was ... different.
let's just say it was gross, disgusting and/or nauseating.

[Kathy in Alaska]

And rounding out the top 3...and having pork roast...HJ bags the bronze!!

[SandRat]

M second try came out as

Your Prank Is: Setting up the office chair tilt a whirl

And that's how you should celebrate April Fool's Day

What April Fool's Prank Should You Play?

[The Mayor]

Tanks !!

[Lady Jag]

Your Prank Is: Setting off stink bombs

And that's how you should celebrate April Fool's Day

What April Fool's Prank Should You Play?

[ConorMacNessa]

Greetings To All Who Enter This Canteen, To Our Serving Military, Our Veterans, Their Families, FRiends and To Our Allies!

Missing Man Setting

Never Forget Those Who Sacrificed All That We Could Live In Freedom!!

[TASMANIANRED]

Evening beachy. Hugs.

Getting hammered tonight. Will visit as the situation permits.

[SandRat]

Tanks coming up..

[Tanniker Smith]

Now that is cool.

[Lady Jag]

An Irishman, Englishman and Scotsman go into a pub and each order a pint of Guinness.

Just as the bartender hands them over, three flies buzz down and one lands in each of the pints.

The Englishman looks disgusted, pushes his pint away and demands another pint.

The Scotsman picks out the fly, shrugs, and takes a long swallow.

The Irishman reaches in to the glass, pinches the fly between his fingers and shakes him while yelling, Spit it out, ya bastard! Spit it out!

[ConorMacNessa]

LOL!

Lamh Foistenach Abu!

[Kathy in Alaska]

Hello Veterans, wherever you are!!

[SandRat]

lol.. do ya know how the Grand Canyon was made? A Scotsman lost a Hay-Pence down a Gopher hole.

[Kathy in Alaska]

Good evening to you, Kirkwood.....it does sound awful. April Fools Day is not always used for clean fun. How is spring doing?

[ConorMacNessa]

FREEDOM ISN’T FREE!

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It is purchased with the blood of Patriots!

[Kathy in Alaska]

Thanks, Mayor, for today’s sustenance for body and soul.

[HopeandGlory]

Good morning Troops, Veterans and Canteeners.

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Our Flag Flying Proudly One Nation Under God

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Lord, Please Bless Our Troops, They're fighting for our Freedom.

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God Bless Our Republic

Prayers going up

[Kathy in Alaska]

Good evening, Sand....

[ConorMacNessa]

THE SOLDIER’S CODE

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The Soldier’s Code

1) I am an American fighting man. I serve in the forces which guard my country and our way of life. I am prepared to give my life in their defense.

2) I will never surrender of my own free will. If in command, I will never surrender my men while they still have the means to resist.

3) If I am captured, I will continue to resist by all means available. I will make every effort to escape and aid others to escape. I will accept neither parole nor special favors from the enemy.

4) If I become a prisoner of war, I will keep faith with my fellow prisoners. I will give no information or take part in any action which might be harmful to my comrades. If I am senior, I will take command. If not, I will obey the lawful orders of those appointed over me, and will back them up in every way.

5) When questioned, should I become a prisoner of war, I am bound to give only name, rank, service number, and date of birth. I will evade answering further questions to the utmost of my ability. I will make no oral or written statements disloyal to my country and its allies, or harmful to their cause.

6) I will never forget that I am an American fighting man, responsible for my actions, and dedicated to the principles which made my country free. I will trust in my God and in the United States of America.

President Dwight D. Eisenhower, August, 1955.

[The Mayor]

Kewl!

[LUV W]

Hmmmm....tried a bunch of types, and now I can see that my
sense of humor doesn’t include pranks. LOL!

Who knew!

Hi, Beachy! Fun thread....I’ll bet you are already asleep!

(((hugs)))

[LUV W]

April Fool!

[LUV W]

April Fool!