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Posted on 04/03/2009 6:40:17 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
Kathleen Parker, a "conservative" columnist who has discovered that slamming real conservatives was an easy way to lift herself from her earlier state of relative anonymity, has now turned herself into an inadvertent comedienne. I mean, how can you beat this comedy line on the title of her latest column appearing in the Ft. Lauderdale Sun-Sentinel: "Is Meghan McCain the GOP's answer to Rush Limbaugh?" Yes, Parker is seriously proposing that "Valley Girl McCain" can save the Republicans from that "nasty" Rush Limbaugh:
The GOP's identity crisis just got more interesting with the recent media splash of Meghan McCain, eldest daughter of the senator who did not become president.
Young McCain, who began blogging during her father's presidential campaign, recently made waves at The Daily Beast when she picked a fight with conservative media mavens Ann Coulter and Laura Ingraham. This is enough sport to make the little dog laugh, to say nothing of the dish and the spoon.
McCain, just 24, is one smart cookie. In a matter of weeks, she has created a brand, presenting herself as a fresh face of her daddy's party and a voice for young conservatives. Strategically speaking, what better way to launch herself than to challenge the reigning diva herself, Miz Coulter?
Madonna, meet Britney.
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PING!
Even the title made me LOL.
More like, Madonna, meet William Hung.
KP has lost it. Valley girl is no match for Limbaugh - not in the same league
Dear Miss Parker:
The answer to your stupid column question is NO. Conservatives don’t care what either the Valley Girl or daddy Juan have to say, and if anyone resurrects the GOP, it WILL be Rush Limbaugh. Mr. Limbaugh has 20,000,000 listeners and 40,000,000 24/7 iPod subscribers. Miss Coulter has published over 5 bestsellers. What’s the Valley Girl ever done - appeared on the View and picked a fight with every true conservative she can name. Her 15 minutes are up - no one in the GOP cares.
Further - you are NOT a conservative, and I certainly hope you aren’t holding yourself out as one. You can join the Valley Girl and Daddy Juan and ride a RINO off into the sunset.
Maybe if she lost 10 pounds, she'd be his equal in one category.....
“a voice for young conservatives”
I am a “young conservative” and I can say that the crap Meghan spews out of her mouth doesn’t represent my views.
Megan the ‘answer’ to Rush? LOL/and in a ‘word’. . .NO~
I think Ms. Parker is confused with the "you are what you eat" phrase. Just because Paris Hilton Meg McCain ate a cookie, doesn't mean she is one.
In a word, NO. She is a pinhead.
I'll take Rush over McCain any day.
Why should the GOP need “an answer” to Rush Limbaugh?
She’s not even the answer to Kathleen Parker...
Tits McCain ?
Anything important?
—Why should the GOP need “an answer” to Rush Limbaugh?—
One word. Demographics. Most people under 30 with any interest in politics/current events listen to the likes of Jon Stewart and Colbert for their “news”. They could be won over to conservatism, but not the kind, or at least the way, it’s presented by Rushbeckannity, Ingram (sp?) etc. How you do this, I don’t know.
—Tits McCain ?—
Well, at least she has them, unlike another blonde commentator/author I dare not mention.
But are they real?
That’s not something I would have first ... um ... hand knowledge of. LOL!
—Though I think Parker is an idiot—
True enough. Anyone who writes a book entitled “Save the Males” isn’t firing on all 4 cylinders IMO.
Understandable. But a self-important never-had-been princess daughter of RINO, who takes it upon her non-accomplished self to attack the stalwarts of the conservative movement is NOT going to be leader of her girl scout pack, much less the GOP.
The future leaders of the conservative movement will come in their own time. And, who knows, that movement may be totally outside of the moribund Republican Party.
democrats
—RINO—
That is a tough term to define. There’s no GOP manifesto that says it has to be conservative. Indeed, before Ronald Reagan, most of the GOP’s big shots were mushy moderates; Richard Nixon, Nelson Rockefeller, Howard Baker, Gerald Ford Bob Michel, Bob Dole all come to mind. The conservative movement MUST not hitch itself to a particular party. And, yes, I think the GOP may be moribund; in fact, it might be in the same shape the dinosaurs were at the end of the Cretaceous, right after the meteor hit.
she’s dead to me
What is the question?
“Is Meghan McCain the GOP’s answer to Rush Limbaugh?”
Hardly.
Me neither...But being a woman who is not very fond of Ms McCain, it seemed like the logical response. :-)
For a moment there, I thought you were comparing the likenesses of the persons in the pictures.
I saw the show. I was bored and was curious about seeing a trainwreck. Don’t understand why all those people wanted a “shot” with Tila Tequila. She looks like an emaciated, drug rattled fourth grader.
Kathleen Parker is a Conservative like Bella Abzug was pretty.
She’s searching for a new readership since she tried to torpedo Sarah Palin and lost her first audience.
My advice: skip her screeds.
The girl is definitely a RINO. If she wants to go into politics, fine, but not as a conservative:
“Meghan McCain is a 23-year-old, socially liberal John Kerry voter...”
http://men.style.com/gq/blogs/gqeditors/2008/03/caps-font-var-1.html
Why would Ms. Parker believe that Ms. McCain represents the GOP?
OUCH!!!!!
But I do so love the snarkiness of the Taciturn American Freeper (Americanus Patriotus)!
I have to ask again: Who is Kathleen Parker? I never heard of her until the media made her treachery a favorite topic of political talk last year. This is a huffington/brooks like person for sure.
Meghan McCain is going on the same ash heap the Kerry daughters went after 2004.
“In the Valley of the Dolls, it’s instant turn-on... dolls to put you to sleep at night, kick you awake in the morning, make life seem great - instant love, instant excitement, ultimate hell!”
More like, Paul McCartney, meet Hanson.
Oh, she’s ‘branded’ alright..
moo moo liberal.
Nope. Just Kathleen Parker trying to pretend that she's relevant. Again.
Boy, it wasn’t bad enough having Juan McLame resurrected last year to lose the election—now we have to listen to the Monday-morning quarterbacking of his daughter Wynonna.
If her ideas are so great now—how come she didn’t drop her chalupa last year and win the election for Daddy?
I teach my kids to think a little deeper than this McCain airhead.
“Is Meghan McCain the GOP’s answer to Rush Limbaugh?”
Only when the question is: Who does the left fear the least.
If I had any doubts left that Kathleen Parker is an imbecile, they have been officially and irrevocably resolved.
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