Posted on 04/07/2009 2:10:36 PM PDT by Chet 99
PORT ST. LUCIE — A 28-year-old man was arrested after claiming to be an illegal alien and running naked down Southwest Bermel Avenue, according to a police report released Monday.
Roberto Carlos, of the 1500 block of Southwest Bermel Avenue, faces an indecent exposure charge in connection with the Saturday night incident.
Carlos, who was suspected of being intoxicated, told police he and his boyfriend were drinking beers and started arguing. Police suggested Carlos leave for the evening.
“Roberto stated he wanted to go to jail because he is an illegal alien and wanted to go back to Mexico,” the report states.
He said he planned to punch an officer in the face so he’d be arrested and was told it “was not in his best interest to execute those actions,” the report states.
That’s when Carlos stripped off his clothes and ran down the street before being caught.
Carlos told officers his name was Roberto C. Monarrez, but he was booked as Roberto Carlos.
Gay naked Mexicans...that’s all we need.
Rush was right again!
Guess Manuel just doesn’t have the cajones to stay.
Ah those fun loving homosexuals. Don’t you just want a few more teaching your children in our schools...........
Just running the gay naked Mexican mile Americans refuse to run.
TMI
Has Mr. Limbaugh displayed a fondness for nude latinos?
I have listened to his program but never caught a hint of that.
Possibly it is something only "Rush24/7" subscribers know about.
The Crackie of Camden is down there (Amy Winehouse). She must have shook her beehive and he got a hold of the bad (good?) stuff!
Okay, wouldn’t it be easier to just grab his wallet, book a SuperShuttle and catch a flight out of MIA? At least he’d be ready to go through security.
“Roberto stated he wanted to go to jail because he is an illegal alien and wanted to go back to Mexico,” the report states.
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This works for me. As long as I’m not the guy that has to catch this “gay naked Mexican:.
Don’t look Ethel! To late, she’s already been mooned.*sigh*
I’d like to be “deported” to Sweden when things warm up.
Is it too late to be deported to spring break somewhere?
Lol, I need to work on that gif and get rid of the ‘bun’. Also looks like ‘she’ stepped in something along the way..
At least he’s honest!
So, this way he gets a free trip to Mexico, courtesy of the tax payers?
Won’t he have to register as a sex offennder? I doubt they will deport him and once he’s sobered up and made up with his “boyfriend” I figure he will fight any attempt. Best we can hope for is that he has to register as a sex offender.
Naked Truth...Ping!
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A smelly resole?
Hasn’t Carlos heard, Gays are being persecuted in Mexico!/s
Lol, I had never noticed that before but seldom post it.
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