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TUESDAY'S GREGALOGUE: EMINEM (remember him?)
Daily Gut ^ | 07 April 2009 | Greg Gutfled

Posted on 04/08/2009 9:59:13 AM PDT by AreaMan

TUESDAY'S GREGALOGUE: EMINEM

So in Eminem's comeback video, there's a scene featuring him in bed with a Sarah Palin clone, post-coital presumably - but here's the real cool part: he breaks wind.

How edgy.

How in your face.

Way to speak truth to power - even if it came out your ass.

Seriously, this is not bad for a white, balding rapper quickly approaching forty and desperately clinging to a shred of relevance - not unlike his white, balding fans already over forty desperately clinging to jobs in telemarketing. I mean, is it any wonder he's resorting to material reused and reheated from a year old episode of Bill Maher's Real Time - which wasn't even funny back then.

Speaking of, It's pretty amazing what passes for funny these days. Take Maher (please): he can joke about our troops raping foreign citizens -and no one cares. Meanwhile, within the bastion of revolution known asVanity Fair, Henry Rollins - the rube who fashions himself a rebel - tells Glenn Beck fans not to breed - employing a joke that's almost as intentionally not funny as his poetry unintentionally is. Seriously the real genius of Rollins is getting all those goateed IT employees and their frustrated girlfriends to buy his fifth grade verse. My apologies to the fifth graders.And the girlfriends.

Bottom line, there's nothing brave or interesting about Eminem nailing Palin. Fact is, he did that because it matches the mindset of the media and the music industry. It's as edgy as a potato. I mean, if he had balls instead of boobs, that would have been Michelle Obama, not Sarah Palin, in bed. But maybe Eminem doesn't like black women - and for that he should be ashamed, the racist bigot.

But perhaps Emma should have just avoided politics altogether, and had his mom under the covers instead. After all, he's been screwing her for years.



TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society; News/Current Events; Philosophy
KEYWORDS: arts; music; palin; politics

1 posted on 04/08/2009 9:59:14 AM PDT by AreaMan
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To: AreaMan

The fat blob M&M wigger pulling a Tina Fey and yelping for attention.

What a creative disgression from his usual “killing my mother and wife” routine...


2 posted on 04/08/2009 10:01:37 AM PDT by SolidWood (Palin: "We do not want to becomes slaves of Washington.")
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To: AreaMan
They showed part of the video last night on “Red Eye”. Unbelievably disgusting, but of course a real anti-establishment gangsta would have put himself in bed with Michelle Obama. But then the “rebels” always take the easy shots.
3 posted on 04/08/2009 10:07:55 AM PDT by Deb (Beat him, strip him and bring him to my tent!)
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To: AreaMan

Suspect he’s an obamatron.


4 posted on 04/08/2009 10:08:38 AM PDT by lilylangtree (Veni, Vidi, Vici)
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To: AreaMan
Thanks to Wikipedia.

Marshall Bruce Mathers III

"Shortly after birth abandoned by his father....."

A fair point on this kind of thing is at sometime in the future, the question could be asked. "Is this the kind of person you want influencing that other political party?"

Then add- he probably does.

5 posted on 04/08/2009 10:11:10 AM PDT by Peter Libra
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To: Deb

Michelle Obama fits as typical gangsta rap video background dancer... but Madame zero is off limits.


6 posted on 04/08/2009 10:11:39 AM PDT by SolidWood (Palin: "We do not want to becomes slaves of Washington.")
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To: lilylangtree

He bashed Bush already back then. Did you expect an establishment criminal rapper to be anything but a demothug?


7 posted on 04/08/2009 10:12:56 AM PDT by SolidWood (Palin: "We do not want to becomes slaves of Washington.")
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To: AreaMan

The funniest part was when the so-called comedian claimed he had a million Obama jokes and then refused to tell one. If I ran Red Eye, he’d never be back. And neither would that race-baiting little commie/racist “professor” Mark Lamont Hill. He makes me yell at the TV.


8 posted on 04/08/2009 10:30:44 AM PDT by ozzymandus
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To: AreaMan

His MO was to offend as many as possible, to the point that in one song he opined that there was no chance anyone would give him an award. It worked, he’s rich, stick with what works.

Was funny to see him interviewed just before his first shot at the Grammys: had a total deer-in-the-headlights look when the reality hit him that he was hugely popular with everybody he tried so hard to offend.


9 posted on 04/08/2009 10:42:57 AM PDT by ctdonath2 (John Galt was exiled.)
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LOLs, I feel exactly the same about “professor” Mark Lamont Hill’, he is such an ignorant bigot. Yet FOX cannot seem to find it in their interest to give the great Black Conservative thinkers & writers a bit of that dead airtime. These ‘Lonely’ Black Conservatives are really quite extraordinary yet they are treated in our country something similar to the great Soviet dissident Solzhenitsyn in his, they are ignored and marginalized by the Race based Power Mongers...Clarence Thomas, Ward Connelly, Thomas Sowell, Stanley Crouch and the great Shelby Steele are the true heroes of race politics. Read this Shelby Steele writing about the price these men pay: http://www.hoover.org/publications/digest/3506941.html
10 posted on 04/09/2009 1:41:55 AM PDT by iopscusa (El Vaquero. (SC Lowcountry Cowboy))
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To: iopscusa

Hoover has a great collection on the Soviet Disidents:
‘A Few Brave Voices’ exhibit, tells the story of the Soviet dissidents who fought the Kremlin—and, in the end, won. http://www.hoover.org/publications/digest/22782614.html


11 posted on 04/09/2009 1:53:50 AM PDT by iopscusa (El Vaquero. (SC Lowcountry Cowboy))
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