[even *I* use the ol' Electrolux on Jim's rug once a month!]
Posted on 05/01/2009 11:06:20 PM PDT by nickcarraway
Prince Harry has reportedly owned up to his friends that he has not washed his hair for two years.
The Mirror online reports, the 24-year-old is said to have made the startling admission on a night when he was out drinking with his army mates.
"It's been two years since I last washed my hair," he blurted out.
He was out celebrating at the Tally-Ho pub in Sleaford, Lincs, with fellow trainee pilots after completing the first stage of Army Air Corps training at RAF Barkston Heath.
So he has someone wash it for him - like maybe the one who cuts his hair?
You beat me to it!
So what? I don’t wear underwear.
Whattaya think about that!
He said “heir”.
So the British are now part of the continent.
That’s disgusting not wearing any underwear.
I ALWAYS wear underwear. I haven’t washed them in two years, but......
You go, Harry. I'm sure you'll get some babe to wash your hair for you.
So what? I don’t wash my underwear.
Butt buddies?
()()
Figures. She'll have to change him, she can't accept him the way he is.
I got a joke email awhile about the “change” that Obama brought. “Tom, you change with Frank, Frank, you change with Harry..... not exactly the change you figured on!?”
Whattaya think about that!
I think you should buy some tomorrow. If money is an issue, send me your address and I will provide funds.
If his hair was as long as mine, I’d say, “EWW!”
He’s still young. This’ll change.
...going green never felt better.
If you'll dress me in them, then come on up, girl.
Whattaya think about that!
Well, the first Friday in May is No Pants Day (^). If you celebrated, I'd bet you made a lot of new friends yesterday :D
If true, his mother would have been on his case about this if she were still around. :o(
send shampoo to Harry
Semper ubi sub ubi.
Exactly
I have a few pair of well used boxers I would be happy to send to you without charge.
I was going to auction them on eBay, but in the spirit of doing random acts of kindness, they are yours for the asking.
Like 1600s retro.
I bet you leave some serious skid marks on your pants. LOL
They must be real crunchy by now. LOL
his assassinated mother isn’t around /tongue in cheek & chong
Amen!
I FReep in frilly knackers......if the debate becomes intense, I switch to pantyhose......
When a woman marries a man she walks into a church and sees things like this: Aisle, Altar, You. And that’s what they think from then on :)
My Dad ain't washed his in 56 years. ;-)
I don’t care.
(Although it would explain some of his more bizarre pronouncements. Perhaps vermin have penetrated his brain.)
Ah, you sound very German.
I know this sounds gross, but its actually not a very bad thing at all. I only wash my hair very occasionally too.
The simple fact is that human hair naturally looks after itself. Your scalp produces natural oils that clean and maintain your hair. We’ve all been suckered into believing that we are filthy and that we stink and we desperately need all these chemicals on our heads on a regular basis. We don’t. You need to dowse your hair with water on a regular basis to get rid of dust and such, but you dont need to put shampoo onto your hair. Every other month will do, certainly for men. For women, because their hair tends to be finer, possibly more.
Its like all this hair conditioner that people use, revitalift and garnier nutritioner or whatever dim name the ad men come up with. Very few people actually need hair conditioner. Most of those that do only need it to repair the damage that all the shampoo and the dye and the other rubbish they are using is doing.
I can assure you his father will now be on his case about it. The Prince of Wales is a very hands on father and his sons still listen to him (sometimes they ignore him, but they listen).
yup, & Charles aka “Cholly” took his 2nd wife to meet the Pope within a 24 year time period.
I will say after viewing the pics of Cholly and Camilla, Camilla was properly dressed to meet & greet His Holiness, Pope Benedict.
I don’t believe FLOTUS could pull that off.
Huh?
Wasn’t it Queen Elizabeth I who said, “I take a bath once a month whether I need it or not”? And her father Henry VIII, one of whose courtiers (and it was a high-prestige job) was to wipe the King’s posterior after he did his “business”. Presaged the modern day Obama White House press corps.
Two years! I wonder what he was drinking at the time. And this fellow might be king someday! Maybe he should shave his head whiles he’s about it just to keep down the lice.
Right, and after a day my hair looks like an oil slick. Am I supposed to go around looking like I dunked my head in WD-40 all the time?
Gordon Brown has put forward to the Queen concerning her successor the dismantling of England’s old law of primogenature and accession to the Throne.
Princess Anne is the likely candidate. The unknown
powers that be want nothing to do with Charles and his brood
of two and his horse-faced wife Camilla Parker-Bowles if this were to occur ,there is a great stain on Charles -(death of Princess of Wales, Diana) Princess Anne would still get to run around on current husband #2 with Andrew Parker- Bowles (she’s at him for years)
Nonwithstanding primogenature, Harry will still have to
toe the line and eventually wash his hair someday. It’s
only a matter of time.
It doesn’t seem that long ago that shower caps were common so people wouldn’t get their hair wet in the shower - I still see them used in old movies and TV shows. Shampooing was rare. I don’t remember washing my hair much when I was a teenager with a fairly long DA, maybe the grease protected it?
Today I couldn’t go for more than a couple days - my scalp starts itching. If I didn’t use a conditioner I’d never get a brush or comb through it when I got out of the shower.
[send me your address and I will provide funds.]
Obama, is that you? ;)
Don't worry, sooner or later these folks always get "caught". Can't tell you how many fellas we saw in the ER that had zippered a vital part of their anatomy. lol
If he had a crew cut, not using shampoo would be no big deal. This mop however definitely needs regular washing.
Interesting...in my case my hair is so wavy I need to wash it in the morning or it looks like a Brillo pad. My wife teases me about the bed-head I get in the morning. :)
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