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One of the things we progressives have long relied on is conservatives RINO’s sheer stupidity. In your effort to reach across the aisle and find bipartisan compromise, you literally cannot credit the evidence of your own senses — which is that, basically, we hate you and everything your country used to stand for,...

Otherwise, it's dead on, and funny if it weren't so sad.

1 posted on 05/05/2009 8:30:44 PM PDT by neverdem
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To: neverdem

What you said.


2 posted on 05/05/2009 8:34:24 PM PDT by Ronin (Moderate Taliban? Oxymoron. Obama voters? Plain morons.)
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To: neverdem

>Barack Obama plays whack-a-mole with the wingnuts.

But are they “right-wingnuts”?


3 posted on 05/05/2009 8:39:43 PM PDT by OneWingedShark (Q: Why am I here? A: To do Justly, to love mercy, and to walk humbly with my God.)
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To: neverdem

Good one.


4 posted on 05/05/2009 8:49:35 PM PDT by Cicero (Marcus Tullius)
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To: neverdem

I can’t figure out if the writer of this piece is amongst the worst hypocritical leftist fools ever or is a libertarian type who is very adept at skewering leftists with their own type of language and tweaking everyone elses noses at the same time..


5 posted on 05/05/2009 9:01:03 PM PDT by LegendHasIt
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To: neverdem

This is good. Really good.


7 posted on 05/05/2009 9:34:27 PM PDT by smokingfrog ( Don't mess with the mockingbird! /\/\ http://tiny.cc/freepthis)
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To: neverdem
This guy is good.....very good.

Sliced and diced with the deft hand of a Ginsu wielding master.

8 posted on 05/05/2009 9:48:48 PM PDT by Thumper1960 (A modern so-called "Conservative" is a shadow of a wisp of a vertebrate human being.)
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To: neverdem

Excellent! I love this kind of writing.


10 posted on 05/05/2009 11:11:19 PM PDT by Lancey Howard
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To: arbooz

ping for a funny read


12 posted on 05/06/2009 1:31:23 AM PDT by Sender (It's never too late to be who you could have been.)
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To: neverdem

Tim Robbins drowned David Kahane in a mudpuddle in an alley ... so I know this is satire ... but still, it’s completely true, every word.


14 posted on 05/06/2009 2:29:41 AM PDT by spodefly (This is my tag line. There are many like it, but this one is mine.)
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To: neverdem

Kahane hits the nail on the head.


15 posted on 05/06/2009 2:53:45 AM PDT by Godebert
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To: Kermit the Frog Does theWatusi

There's a sequel to Twin Peaks at the White House too.
Strange little man from an unknown place saying weird and bizarre riddles.
Disappearing crosses freaky weirdness. Disappearing children.
Pornography promoters appointed to cabinet positions.Absence of church
attendance. Declarations the U.S. is not a Christian nation...Mhmmm.Yesiree.
Time for another slice of cherry pie and a cup of joe as the dwarf does the exotic jazz Watusi.

Did they dance at Seeger's party? Dance of the Dwarfs.
If "Bob" were giving the orders on the astral plane, what else would happen besides covering up
the cross and the name of Jesus in Greek? Talking backwards?
Possession and zombification of his cult followers? GOP turncoats and the
MSNBC hosts become zombies. Even your friends start talking like the dancing Dwarf.
A whole town of dwarf zombies following their phantom spectre leader.
Strange clues in the Owl Cave.

During a dangerous conjunction of Jupiter and Saturn there are "enormous shifts
in power and fortune. This indicates the potential for explosive change, both
good and bad."
"When Jupiter and Saturn meet..."
"Fear and love open the doors."

©2009 HMBA

16 posted on 05/06/2009 10:15:54 AM PDT by HowlinglyMind-BendingAbsurdity
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