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To: reaganaut1

Geez, another issue with emissions from farm animals. If they set the threshold low enough, then ALL OF US will be in violation. We exhale C02 with each breath. Sheesh..........


4 posted on 05/06/2009 8:48:37 PM PDT by Dilbert San Diego
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To: Dilbert San Diego
Geez, another issue with emissions from farm animals. If they set the threshold low enough, then ALL OF US will be in violation. We exhale C02 with each breath. Sheesh..........

The French will be so confused. They'll prepare to "fart in your general direction"...only to find the EPA insisting on immediate payment of taxes before the emission can occur. Taco Bell customers may also be a risk.

6 posted on 05/06/2009 8:55:58 PM PDT by Myrddin
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To: Dilbert San Diego
***NEWSFLASH***

Algore to be taxed based on personal carbon emissions.

"This is unconsci... uh, unreasona... uh, bad," exclaimed the divinity school drop out. "They can't tax me like a farm animal! Can't they tell the diff?"

"Well, no," remarked an EPA official. "Though farm animals may actually be brighter. You decide. Pick the farm animal..."


15 posted on 05/06/2009 9:14:47 PM PDT by Entrepreneur (The environmental movement is filled with watermelons - green on the outside, red on the inside)
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To: Dilbert San Diego

“Geez, another issue with emissions from farm animals. If they set the threshold low enough, then ALL OF US will be in violation. We exhale C02 with each breath. Sheesh..........”

So we will have to kill all the animals. But then with Ethanol there won’t be any corn. Since gas prices will go sky high, we won’t be able to get the food to market.

Now combine this with our health care rationing in that some people will just have to die.

SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!!!!!


17 posted on 05/06/2009 9:23:47 PM PDT by EQAndyBuzz (Welcome to Germany, circa 1933.)
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