Posted on 05/07/2009 10:07:58 AM PDT by BigEdLB
NASHVILLE, Tenn. -- A resolution urging the creation of statues to be built on the Tennessee Capitol grounds of the state's two Nobel Peace Prize winners, Al Gore and Cordell Hull, is on its way to a full Senate vote.
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They can’t possibly be so frickin stupid, can they?
Algore is going to get a lot of pigeon poop on his face.
Yeah, be sure to count the metal fumes, BTU input, carbon dioxide, and flux fumes generated by that casting operation.
Who has that Al Gore ice sculpture picture? That was just brilliant.
For real. Who could be bothered?
Why do they need to build a statute - just use the actual Algore.
I picture a portly statue with a compact flourescent bulb in lieu of a head.
Well at least I know I’ll have a place to empty my bladder the next time I travel through Tennessee.
When did Gore ask for this? hehe
Look at this way: it will help the economy by giving temporary jobs to two sculptors. They both come from Carthage, TN, right?
That’s right Tenn., build an idol to a liar!
if the Nobel Prize memberships wants statues, they can pay for, build and put in their own yard
It'll be so life-like.
They’ll have to run a natural gas pipe up through the statue into Gore’s mouth. Adding shooting flames coming from the Man-Bear-Pig’s pie hole will give it a bit more realism.
Al's cool with the idea.
OMG that mental image has me ROARING!!
will it be the porkly fat gore?
That would be just GREAT! Like an animated mechanical dinosaur sculpture in front of a Las Vegas hotel-casino. It could go interactive, too, a vistor could press a button, a quotation could be selected from a menu, and one of 3-4 things could happen, depending whether he was talking about global warming, his creation of the internet, his touting of his greenness, of his advocacy of his world wide cap + trade scam.
Global warming quotes: Flames shoot out of mouth, words are rendered with his southern preacher rasp.
Internet quotes: eyes light up, Windows ding-a-ling system load music, “you’ve got mail!” recordings.
Self-touting greenness: Sounds of private jet taking off
Cap & trade: Pink Floyd “Money” starts to play, multiple surround-sound recording of cash registers.
The Al Gore interactive environmental experience.
The only up side of this that I can think of is that I wish I would come back as a pigeon in my afterlife and this statue would be my first stop!
Wouldn’t that be considered polluting the environment?
The statue will probably be a lot more lifelike than the real Gore.
Wouldn’t that be a health hazard? I would think piling that much crap in one place would breed disease.
A bronze statue of a wooden “man” ?
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