Posted on 05/12/2009 9:46:44 AM PDT by FromLori
We all know liberals are disciples of Orwellian Newspeak.
Ann Coulter put it best when she said liberals talk about conservatives using “code words and phrases” to convey hate, but they cannot provide any translations for us.
Conservatives, however, have no such problem with Liberalspeak:
Choice = Abortion
Affirmative Action = Discrimination
Gay = Homosexual
(Insert new phrase here) = Cap and Trade = Bloated Governmental Revenue Stream Based On Hysteria
CAP AND TAX
or CRIPPLE AND TAX
Oh, very likely not! Consider it takes a dupe to be deceived. I give the American population high marks for apathy, stupidity and desire to be deceived. We’re making his job so easy.
How about “Hope and Change Decree #6”?
How about calling it GORE-A-POLUSA or THE ROYAL SCAM.
And this my friends, describes well the fall of the USA off of the turnip truck. That means AT LEAST 1/4 of the population would support something they KNOW NOTHING ABOUT.
Must be those "Moderates" I keep hearing about.
EXCELLENT, Excellent choices! Very good. I cannot choose between them. “CRIPPLE AND TAX” conveys it best, but has a rythmic problem as it rolls off the tongue. “CAP AND TAX” has a nice feel to it.
“Office Space - Mash Up”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVkEk-ci8xk
Pretty much the same as your new term is in the last second of the clip.
Cap in hand...
Cap’n Bligh...
Cap’n Crunch...
Nothing useful comes to mind. Some poll Rush mentioned yesterday, most people haven’t a clue what cap and trade is, so why change the name? It’s not like cap and trade is associated with anything distasteful.
Another: “It’s Bush’s Fault”
By the way, it has a nice, “bio-organic” ring to it.
Was the Office Space drywall guy named Lawrence? I forget.
How about Extortion and Grand Larceny?
Only for the name, of course.
How about THROWING GOOD MONEY AFTER BAD SCIENCE
I don’t think that “Free Ponies for the Children” is taken yet.
Thanks, Noam Chomsky, but I'd rather have a government that works - by leaving us alone!
“Patriotism.”
You know don’t you they want to outlaw DUST! I swear...
http://bluelori.blogspot.com/2009/04/new-world-disorder.html
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