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The Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Show Thread - Monday, May 18, 2009
The EIB Network ^ | 05/18/09 | Rush Limbaugh

Posted on 05/18/2009 8:25:29 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan

AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).


TOPICS: Government; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: flourishconference; globalwarming; joelhunter; northland; rush; talkradio
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To: Enterprise
Congratulations on winning the Official Rush Limbaugh Thread Golden EIB Microphone: Photobucket

Sorry it took so long; trying to deal with a Parvo puppy and treatment while I'm an hour away at work. :( I'm lucky I have the world's greatest vet.
81 posted on 05/18/2009 10:34:08 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan (Does CNN have to wear a condom when covering 0bama or do they carry one, "just in case"?)
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Anybody see Hannity... people were calling me pissed off.

I have to find the video to see what the big woop was.


82 posted on 05/18/2009 10:34:44 AM PDT by AliVeritas (Appeal to Heaven.)
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To: AliVeritas

WHEN WILL HE GIVE BACK?


83 posted on 05/18/2009 10:35:09 AM PDT by AliVeritas (Appeal to Heaven.)
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To: AliVeritas

Read my post #13


84 posted on 05/18/2009 10:36:23 AM PDT by acsrp38 (The founders READ the Constitution BEFORE they signed it)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

Excellent poem. Pens on the same time as 24 tonight, again.


85 posted on 05/18/2009 10:36:36 AM PDT by AGreatPer (Obama is not my president until we see his birth certificate. A real one.)
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To: AliVeritas

“Service is the fulfillment of Love”

Not of guilt


86 posted on 05/18/2009 10:37:14 AM PDT by acsrp38 (The founders READ the Constitution BEFORE they signed it)
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To: AliVeritas

Um Rush... Obama didn’t earn it either. You have to look at it through those lens. He cheated and stole... he’s speaking to himself, a one way conversation.

I love projection and narcissism, this must be the most obvious, non-couched case ever.

BTW, where are his transcripts and the ACORN accounting?


87 posted on 05/18/2009 10:37:45 AM PDT by AliVeritas (Appeal to Heaven.)
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To: Just Lori; LucyJo

That’s what I get for cutting and pasting

Try this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8kLaEuAoxg


88 posted on 05/18/2009 10:38:22 AM PDT by hattend (Sarah Palin has run a fishing business, a city, and a state. All Obama has done is run his mouth.)
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Yep, continue to live off your parents, and volunteer yourself to everyone else.
So you can give back.

Wonder how many of them even cut the grass for the folks...
89 posted on 05/18/2009 10:38:34 AM PDT by novemberslady
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To: AGreatPer

That sucks. I couldn’t bear to watch ‘24’ anymore after everything started happening to poor Jack.


90 posted on 05/18/2009 10:38:46 AM PDT by rightwingintelligentsia (Stop the wanton destruction of innocent squirrels!)
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To: Elvina

I forgot, they signed a ND speak out petition on one of the alum sites. If I find it, will post.


91 posted on 05/18/2009 10:40:39 AM PDT by AliVeritas (Appeal to Heaven.)
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To: AliVeritas

Apparently, Blondi ...


92 posted on 05/18/2009 10:41:56 AM PDT by sono (Political Correctness Is Tyranny With Manners - C Heston)
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To: AliVeritas

Forget that, look at the non-coverage of the March for Life every year.


93 posted on 05/18/2009 10:43:53 AM PDT by AliVeritas (Appeal to Heaven.)
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To: AliVeritas

Ahhhhhhh, Rush listens to FOX news on radio while playing golf.


94 posted on 05/18/2009 10:45:04 AM PDT by AGreatPer (Obama is not my president until we see his birth certificate. A real one.)
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To: gwilhelm56
Moloch...........
95 posted on 05/18/2009 10:45:04 AM PDT by AliVeritas (Appeal to Heaven.)
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To: AliVeritas

About time

Speedy trial my ass


96 posted on 05/18/2009 10:45:07 AM PDT by hattend (Sarah Palin has run a fishing business, a city, and a state. All Obama has done is run his mouth.)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

What happened to Jack?


97 posted on 05/18/2009 10:45:55 AM PDT by Clint N. Suhks (Pray for Justice Kennedy's health and well being.)
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To: hattend

Did Rush touch the GPS painting/mapping of residences re: ‘so-called’ census workers?


98 posted on 05/18/2009 10:47:44 AM PDT by AliVeritas (Appeal to Heaven.)
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To: sono

Blondi, as in Miss California.

axelrod should burn in hell.


99 posted on 05/18/2009 10:47:51 AM PDT by Fudd Fan (barry soetoro is evil. Evalgelium Vitae!!)
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To: Clint N. Suhks

Falsely set up for murdering a senator . . . infected with something fatal . . . I couldn’t bear to watch for the rest.


100 posted on 05/18/2009 10:48:39 AM PDT by rightwingintelligentsia (Stop the wanton destruction of innocent squirrels!)
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