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To: freekitty; tx_eggman

Transcript:

Chaplain: Let us praise God. O Lord...
Congregation: O Lord...
Chaplain: ...Ooh, You are so big...
Congregation: ...ooh, You are so big...
Chaplain: ...So absolutely huge.
Congregation: ...So absolutely huge.
Chaplain: Gosh, we’re all really impressed down here, I can tell You.
Congregation: Gosh, we’re all really impressed down here, I can tell You.
Chaplain: Forgive us, O Lord, for this, our dreadful toadying, and...
Congregation: And barefaced flattery.
Chaplain: But You are so strong and, well, just so super.
Congregation: Fantastic.
Pelosi: Amen.
Congregation: Amen.

Chaplain: [singing] Oh Lord, please don’t burn us/Don’t grill or toast your flock/Don’t put us on the barbecue/Or simmer us in stock/Don’t braise or bake or boil us/Or stir-fry us in a wok/Oh please don’t lightly poach us/Or baste us with hot fat/Don’t fricassee or roast us/Or boil us in a vat/And please don’t stick thy servants Lord/In a Rotiss-o-mat.


18 posted on 05/20/2009 9:15:27 AM PDT by SpinnerWebb (mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves)
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To: SpinnerWebb
LOL !!!!

Excellent.

21 posted on 05/20/2009 9:23:52 AM PDT by investigateworld ( Abortion stops a beating heart.)
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