Skip to comments.Jay Mohr Goes There: Michelle Obama's a Man, Baby
Posted on 05/20/2009 5:29:01 PM PDT by JRochelle
The sniping starts at around 1:54.
Michelle Obama that is a big dude. When Barack plays pick up games at the White House, you know he picks Michelle as his forward, maybe his (center) depending on whos in Congress that day. That has to be like being married to Elton Brand. She is a big dude.
That's NBA forward Elton Brand.
Supermodel Iman, by the way, said of Michelle Obama, she's "no great beauty.
From gossip site The Frisky, which finds all of this horrible and grossly disrespectful and all that.
The problem is this: When the MSM and tabloids push the absurd idea that Michelle Obama is one of the most beautiful women on the face of the earth, eveh, comedians, whose job it is to call bullshit on bullshit, are going to vent the politically incorrect truth. Which is also their job.
No one would be saying this, really, if it wasn't being insisted 24/7 that Michelle Obama is a supermodel. As I've said, if the media merely limited the comments on her appearance to the courteous, obligatory, and occasional claim of "beautiful" -- fine, whatever. All first ladies eventually get called beautiful, by someone.
It's the constant demand that we accept a glaring falsehood as a truth which must not be contradicted that pretty much begins demanding contradiction.
Jay Mohr has kinda destroyed his career before -- he got nailed for stupidly ripping off a comic's bit for an SNL sketch "he" wrote. (He has admitted this and apologized for it; he talks about it in Gasping for Airtime, which is also the book that hipped me on to my panic disorder.)
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That has to be like being married to Elton Brand. She is a big dude.”
Bahahaha! That is funny stuff. I hope his taxes are in order!
All of PC hell is about to descend on this dude!
m’obozo is one ugly, big a**, bow-legged, pidgeon-toed female that walks like she’s got a huge corn-cob between her legs. MSM & the frenzied obits keep pounding the contrary into the sheeple’s minds.
His taxes? He might need a car starter and food taster after that bit.
I couldn't agree with this more. I've said almost the exact same thing at other times with regard to other political figure's wives.
I would rather the comedians didn't call the first wives on this. She is the first lady, and I'd rather overlook the glaring lies about her, when it comes to beauty.
When she pops off on policy, I say go for the throat figuratively. That's none of her beeswax.
If she's going to support reasonable charities, I say fine to that also. But if she chooses to push charities with a political axe to grind, I says she's fair game on that too.
She reminds me of Aunt Esther from the old Sanford and Son tv show. Only Aunt Esther dressed much better.
The guy has a lot more guts than any of the other comedians.
Hopefully more will follow suit. Come on everyone the water’s fine.
Some Freep poster recently said she looks like she’s got a giant chaw of tobacco between her teeth and lower lip. That pretty much nailed it for me!
Can you imagine Eleanor on waterskis?
Clean up in AFM’s aisle.....LMAO
First Lady Is Really a Guy.
This hits the nail on the head. Before all of this manufactured "Michelle is so glamorous, a fashion trendsetter" rubbish I actually considered her a relatively attractive woman, based just on appearance. I've never liked what's inside her. Now, with the overkill to not believe our lyin' eyes, I can't help but compare what I see with what we're being told to see. And Michelle appears to love the phony hype, making it that much more unpalatable.
Wow, she could eat an apple through a picket fence. Yikes.
Yeah, she’s got nothin on Mr. Ed