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Jay Mohr Goes There: Michelle Obama's a Man, Baby
AceOfSpades ^ | 5/20/09 | Ace

Posted on 05/20/2009 5:29:01 PM PDT by JRochelle

The sniping starts at around 1:54.

Michelle Obama that is a big dude. When Barack plays pick up games at the White House, you know he picks Michelle as his forward, maybe his (center) depending on who’s in Congress that day. “That has to be like being married to Elton Brand. She is a big dude.

That's NBA forward Elton Brand.

Supermodel Iman, by the way, said of Michelle Obama, she's "no great beauty.

From gossip site The Frisky, which finds all of this horrible and grossly disrespectful and all that.

The problem is this: When the MSM and tabloids push the absurd idea that Michelle Obama is one of the most beautiful women on the face of the earth, eveh, comedians, whose job it is to call bullshit on bullshit, are going to vent the politically incorrect truth. Which is also their job.

No one would be saying this, really, if it wasn't being insisted 24/7 that Michelle Obama is a supermodel. As I've said, if the media merely limited the comments on her appearance to the courteous, obligatory, and occasional claim of "beautiful" -- fine, whatever. All first ladies eventually get called beautiful, by someone.

It's the constant demand that we accept a glaring falsehood as a truth which must not be contradicted that pretty much begins demanding contradiction.

Jay Mohr has kinda destroyed his career before -- he got nailed for stupidly ripping off a comic's bit for an SNL sketch "he" wrote. (He has admitted this and apologized for it; he talks about it in Gasping for Airtime, which is also the book that hipped me on to my panic disorder.)

(Excerpt) Read more at minx.cc ...


TOPICS: Culture/Society; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: beauty; bho44; comedy; flotusmichelle; gooniegoogoo; itsjustajoke; michelleobama
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWJpP9epygc&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fminx%2Ecc%2F%3Fpost%3D287558&feature=player_embedded

1 posted on 05/20/2009 5:29:01 PM PDT by JRochelle
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To: JRochelle

“That has to be like being married to Elton Brand. She is a big dude.”

Bahahaha! That is funny stuff. I hope his taxes are in order!


2 posted on 05/20/2009 5:31:35 PM PDT by Batman11 (Chicago, Land of Lincoln who freed the slaves and Land of Obama who enslaved the free.)
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To: JRochelle

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWJpP9epygc&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fminx%2Ecc%2F%3Fpost%3D287558&feature=player_embedded

Audio


3 posted on 05/20/2009 5:32:32 PM PDT by JRochelle ("I wasn't briefed about the briefing, I was only informed." SanFranNan.)
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To: JRochelle
The most beautiful first lady in my memory - in my opinion, was Mrs. Bush, that's Barbara Bush, with Laura a close second.
4 posted on 05/20/2009 5:34:58 PM PDT by Graybeard58 (40 shopping days to Graybeard58's b/day. Selah.)
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To: JRochelle

All of PC hell is about to descend on this dude!


5 posted on 05/20/2009 5:35:23 PM PDT by GOPGuide
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To: JRochelle

m’obozo is one ugly, big a**, bow-legged, pidgeon-toed female that walks like she’s got a huge corn-cob between her legs. MSM & the frenzied obits keep pounding the contrary into the sheeple’s minds.


6 posted on 05/20/2009 5:35:27 PM PDT by lilylangtree (Veni, Vidi, Vici)
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To: Batman11
"Bahahaha! That is funny stuff. I hope his taxes are in order!

His taxes? He might need a car starter and food taster after that bit.

7 posted on 05/20/2009 5:35:28 PM PDT by Big_Monkey (Flubama - bringing disease everywhere he goes.)
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To: JRochelle
I was thinking more along the lines of a linebacker, but this works, too.
8 posted on 05/20/2009 5:36:47 PM PDT by Major Matt Mason (The Democrat Party is a criminal enterprise.)
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To: JRochelle
No one would be saying this, really, if it wasn't being insisted 24/7 that Michelle Obama is a supermodel. As I've said, if the media merely limited the comments on her appearance to the courteous, obligatory, and occasional claim of "beautiful" -- fine, whatever. All first ladies eventually get called beautiful, by someone.

I couldn't agree with this more. I've said almost the exact same thing at other times with regard to other political figure's wives.

I would rather the comedians didn't call the first wives on this. She is the first lady, and I'd rather overlook the glaring lies about her, when it comes to beauty.

When she pops off on policy, I say go for the throat figuratively. That's none of her beeswax.

If she's going to support reasonable charities, I say fine to that also. But if she chooses to push charities with a political axe to grind, I says she's fair game on that too.

9 posted on 05/20/2009 5:39:33 PM PDT by DoughtyOne (Obama is mentally a child of ten. Just remember that when he makes statements and issues policy.)
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To: lilylangtree
m’obozo is one ugly, big a**, bow-legged, pidgeon-toed female that walks like she’s got a huge corn-cob between her legs. MSM & the frenzied obits keep pounding the contrary into the sheeple’s minds.

She reminds me of Aunt Esther from the old Sanford and Son tv show. Only Aunt Esther dressed much better.

10 posted on 05/20/2009 5:40:24 PM PDT by An American In Dairyland
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To: JRochelle

The guy has a lot more guts than any of the other comedians.

Hopefully more will follow suit. Come on everyone the water’s fine.


11 posted on 05/20/2009 5:41:04 PM PDT by SeanOGuano
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To: JRochelle

Some Freep poster recently said she looks like she’s got a giant chaw of tobacco between her teeth and lower lip. That pretty much nailed it for me!


12 posted on 05/20/2009 5:41:41 PM PDT by hemogoblin (Coming soon: Feminists proudly wearing burkas)
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To: JRochelle

Can you imagine Eleanor on waterskis?


13 posted on 05/20/2009 5:43:08 PM PDT by Bertha Fanation
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To: lilylangtree

Clean up in AFM’s aisle.....LMAO


14 posted on 05/20/2009 5:43:22 PM PDT by AirForceMom (Locked and loaded, and sharpening wooden stakes.)
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To: JRochelle

FLIRG

First Lady Is Really a Guy.


15 posted on 05/20/2009 5:44:59 PM PDT by IDFbunny
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To: JRochelle
C'mon now, whats not to like?


16 posted on 05/20/2009 5:45:13 PM PDT by Las Vegas Ron (zer0 is doing to capitalism what Kennedy did to health care)
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To: hemogoblin
She reminds me of Whoopie as Oda Mae stomping down the street in Ghost. Completely unfeminine.
17 posted on 05/20/2009 5:46:56 PM PDT by AirForceMom (Locked and loaded, and sharpening wooden stakes.)
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To: JRochelle
It's the constant demand that we accept a glaring falsehood as a truth which must not be contradicted that pretty much begins demanding contradiction.

This hits the nail on the head. Before all of this manufactured "Michelle is so glamorous, a fashion trendsetter" rubbish I actually considered her a relatively attractive woman, based just on appearance. I've never liked what's inside her. Now, with the overkill to not believe our lyin' eyes, I can't help but compare what I see with what we're being told to see. And Michelle appears to love the phony hype, making it that much more unpalatable.

18 posted on 05/20/2009 5:47:59 PM PDT by KJC1
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To: Las Vegas Ron

Wow, she could eat an apple through a picket fence. Yikes.


19 posted on 05/20/2009 5:48:08 PM PDT by AirForceMom (Locked and loaded, and sharpening wooden stakes.)
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To: AirForceMom

Yeah, she’s got nothin on Mr. Ed


20 posted on 05/20/2009 5:49:23 PM PDT by Las Vegas Ron (zer0 is doing to capitalism what Kennedy did to health care)
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To: IDFbunny

Dude looks like a 1st lady!


21 posted on 05/20/2009 5:49:25 PM PDT by Redgirl (Careful what you wish for, Madame Speaker.)
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To: JRochelle

I think I met Michelle on a bus once.

22 posted on 05/20/2009 5:50:07 PM PDT by BerryDingle (I know how to deal with communists, I still wear their scars on my back from Hollywood-Ronald Reagan)
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To: Las Vegas Ron

Mr. Ed had soulful eyes, she looks insane.


23 posted on 05/20/2009 5:50:58 PM PDT by AirForceMom (Locked and loaded, and sharpening wooden stakes.)
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To: Las Vegas Ron

yipes


24 posted on 05/20/2009 5:51:32 PM PDT by Guenevere
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To: JRochelle

I figured it would be a matter of time before people wanted to rebel against the “Mother of the World and every woman wants to be her” lovefest with Michelle Obama.


25 posted on 05/20/2009 5:55:17 PM PDT by autumnraine (Freedom's just another word for nothing left to lose- Kris Kristoferrson)
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To: AirForceMom

Mr. Ed was more intllegent and loved his Country too :)


26 posted on 05/20/2009 5:59:26 PM PDT by Las Vegas Ron (zer0 is doing to capitalism what Kennedy did to health care)
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To: JRochelle

I always liked Jay Mohr since an appearance on Politically Incorrect where he talked about being born a six or seven month premie, that when he was born you could hold him in the palm of one hand. I got the impression that he was somewhat pro-life.


27 posted on 05/20/2009 6:01:08 PM PDT by denydenydeny ("I'm sure this goes against everything you've been taught, but right and wrong do exist"-Dr a)
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To: hemogoblin
Some Freep poster recently said she looks like she’s got a giant chaw of tobacco between her teeth and lower lip. That pretty much nailed it for me!

Another one wrote: "She looks really good. What NFL team does she play on?"

I almost spit my Coke on the keyboard.

28 posted on 05/20/2009 6:01:56 PM PDT by freespirited (Is this a nation of laws or a nation of Democrats? -- Charles Krauthammer)
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To: All

There goes what is left of his career.


29 posted on 05/20/2009 6:03:16 PM PDT by pepperhead (Kennedys float, Mary Jos don't)
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To: JRochelle

The comments at the site are hilarious...


30 posted on 05/20/2009 6:03:31 PM PDT by Albion Wilde ("Shouldn't there be equal time for our Bill of Responsibilities?" -- Justice Clarence Thomas)
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To: Las Vegas Ron

“C’mon now, whats not to like?”

Loooooooooool, whewwwww!! I am better now...uh hum!!


31 posted on 05/20/2009 6:04:56 PM PDT by BlessingsofLiberty
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To: Las Vegas Ron
Dude, I've seen that face before. In the great Japanese Sci-Fi movie, War of the Gargantuas.


32 posted on 05/20/2009 6:10:30 PM PDT by MissouriConservative (Let the purging of the RINOs begin in 2010. - MissouriConservative)
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To: JRochelle
"It's the constant demand that we accept a glaring falsehood as a truth which must not be contradicted that pretty much begins demanding contradiction. "

I don't see what's so suprising about this...we're obliged to pretend about so many other aspects of Black culture.

33 posted on 05/20/2009 6:19:08 PM PDT by blam
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To: Las Vegas Ron; jmranchman

didn't I watch the governors of california and minnesota chase her through the jungle once?
34 posted on 05/20/2009 6:27:18 PM PDT by The_Sword_of_Groo (Dum spiramus tuebimur - "While We Have Breath, We Will Defend")
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To: Las Vegas Ron

Eleanor Roosevelt

Michelle Obama

35 posted on 05/20/2009 6:28:39 PM PDT by blam
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To: JRochelle
Supermodel Iman, by the way, said of Michelle Obama, she's "no great beauty.

It is said that "beauty is in the eye of the beholder".

Whoever came up with that saying would take it back once he beheld Michelle.
36 posted on 05/20/2009 6:30:01 PM PDT by adorno (Where is Branch 4?)
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To: MissouriConservative

37 posted on 05/20/2009 6:48:02 PM PDT by 6SJ7 (atlasShruggedInd: ON)
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To: 6SJ7

Life imitates art. That salt-sucking creature from Star Trek caught her victims by making them believe the illusion that she was a beautiful woman.


38 posted on 05/20/2009 7:11:49 PM PDT by RegulatorCountry
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To: Albion Wilde
The comments at the site are hilarious...

I check the stories at 'Ace' just for the comments...they are a scream; although not for the easily offended.

39 posted on 05/20/2009 7:20:43 PM PDT by who knows what evil? (G-d saved more animals than people on the ark...www.siameserescue.org.)
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To: Redgirl
Dude looks like a 1st lady!

Fixed it for ya,now I can hear Steven Tyler screeching it in rhythm. "Dude looks like First Lady!"

40 posted on 05/20/2009 7:24:48 PM PDT by j_tull (I may make you feel, but I can't make you think.)
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To: j_tull

“She’s got man hands.”


41 posted on 05/20/2009 8:46:28 PM PDT by Betty Jane
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To: Batman11
That has to be like being married to Elton Brand. She is a big dude.


42 posted on 05/20/2009 8:58:26 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Branded.)
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To: JRochelle

The reason for the glorification of Michelle Obama is obvious: she’s a lib democrat and black. That’s the truth. In reality she’s an average-looking woman who for pc purposes the lib media is trying to make into some super-beauty. I don’t think the average American, lib or conservative, is buying it.


43 posted on 05/21/2009 4:17:41 AM PDT by driftless2 (four)
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To: JRochelle

We are in process of printing covers for a couple of upcoming books. I have not seen anything but the titles...Michelle” and “fashion” are in the titles, though...


44 posted on 05/21/2009 4:19:53 AM PDT by don-o (My son, Ben - Marine Private First Class - 1/16/09 - Parris Island, SC)
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To: The_Sword_of_Groo
"...didn't I watch the governors of california and minnesota chase her through the jungle once?..."

I think that movie would only be 10 minutes long, because one look at the beast and Arnold would immediately say GET IN DE CHOPPAH!!

45 posted on 05/21/2009 6:29:07 AM PDT by I Buried My Guns (Check it, yo!)
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