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Jay Mohr Goes There: Michelle Obama's a Man, Baby
AceOfSpades ^ | 5/20/09 | Ace

Posted on 05/20/2009 5:29:01 PM PDT by JRochelle

The sniping starts at around 1:54.

Michelle Obama that is a big dude. When Barack plays pick up games at the White House, you know he picks Michelle as his forward, maybe his (center) depending on who’s in Congress that day. “That has to be like being married to Elton Brand. She is a big dude.

That's NBA forward Elton Brand.

Supermodel Iman, by the way, said of Michelle Obama, she's "no great beauty.

From gossip site The Frisky, which finds all of this horrible and grossly disrespectful and all that.

The problem is this: When the MSM and tabloids push the absurd idea that Michelle Obama is one of the most beautiful women on the face of the earth, eveh, comedians, whose job it is to call bullshit on bullshit, are going to vent the politically incorrect truth. Which is also their job.

No one would be saying this, really, if it wasn't being insisted 24/7 that Michelle Obama is a supermodel. As I've said, if the media merely limited the comments on her appearance to the courteous, obligatory, and occasional claim of "beautiful" -- fine, whatever. All first ladies eventually get called beautiful, by someone.

It's the constant demand that we accept a glaring falsehood as a truth which must not be contradicted that pretty much begins demanding contradiction.

Jay Mohr has kinda destroyed his career before -- he got nailed for stupidly ripping off a comic's bit for an SNL sketch "he" wrote. (He has admitted this and apologized for it; he talks about it in Gasping for Airtime, which is also the book that hipped me on to my panic disorder.)

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TOPICS: Culture/Society; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: beauty; bho44; comedy; flotusmichelle; gooniegoogoo; itsjustajoke; michelleobama
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1 posted on 05/20/2009 5:29:01 PM PDT by JRochelle
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To: JRochelle

“That has to be like being married to Elton Brand. She is a big dude.”

Bahahaha! That is funny stuff. I hope his taxes are in order!


2 posted on 05/20/2009 5:31:35 PM PDT by Batman11 (Chicago, Land of Lincoln who freed the slaves and Land of Obama who enslaved the free.)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWJpP9epygc&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fminx%2Ecc%2F%3Fpost%3D287558&feature=player_embedded

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3 posted on 05/20/2009 5:32:32 PM PDT by JRochelle ("I wasn't briefed about the briefing, I was only informed." SanFranNan.)
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To: JRochelle
The most beautiful first lady in my memory - in my opinion, was Mrs. Bush, that's Barbara Bush, with Laura a close second.
4 posted on 05/20/2009 5:34:58 PM PDT by Graybeard58 (40 shopping days to Graybeard58's b/day. Selah.)
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To: JRochelle

All of PC hell is about to descend on this dude!


5 posted on 05/20/2009 5:35:23 PM PDT by GOPGuide
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m’obozo is one ugly, big a**, bow-legged, pidgeon-toed female that walks like she’s got a huge corn-cob between her legs. MSM & the frenzied obits keep pounding the contrary into the sheeple’s minds.


6 posted on 05/20/2009 5:35:27 PM PDT by lilylangtree (Veni, Vidi, Vici)
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To: Batman11
"Bahahaha! That is funny stuff. I hope his taxes are in order!

His taxes? He might need a car starter and food taster after that bit.

7 posted on 05/20/2009 5:35:28 PM PDT by Big_Monkey (Flubama - bringing disease everywhere he goes.)
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To: JRochelle
I was thinking more along the lines of a linebacker, but this works, too.
8 posted on 05/20/2009 5:36:47 PM PDT by Major Matt Mason (The Democrat Party is a criminal enterprise.)
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To: JRochelle
No one would be saying this, really, if it wasn't being insisted 24/7 that Michelle Obama is a supermodel. As I've said, if the media merely limited the comments on her appearance to the courteous, obligatory, and occasional claim of "beautiful" -- fine, whatever. All first ladies eventually get called beautiful, by someone.

I couldn't agree with this more. I've said almost the exact same thing at other times with regard to other political figure's wives.

I would rather the comedians didn't call the first wives on this. She is the first lady, and I'd rather overlook the glaring lies about her, when it comes to beauty.

When she pops off on policy, I say go for the throat figuratively. That's none of her beeswax.

If she's going to support reasonable charities, I say fine to that also. But if she chooses to push charities with a political axe to grind, I says she's fair game on that too.

9 posted on 05/20/2009 5:39:33 PM PDT by DoughtyOne (Obama is mentally a child of ten. Just remember that when he makes statements and issues policy.)
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m’obozo is one ugly, big a**, bow-legged, pidgeon-toed female that walks like she’s got a huge corn-cob between her legs. MSM & the frenzied obits keep pounding the contrary into the sheeple’s minds.

She reminds me of Aunt Esther from the old Sanford and Son tv show. Only Aunt Esther dressed much better.

10 posted on 05/20/2009 5:40:24 PM PDT by An American In Dairyland
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The guy has a lot more guts than any of the other comedians.

Hopefully more will follow suit. Come on everyone the water’s fine.


11 posted on 05/20/2009 5:41:04 PM PDT by SeanOGuano
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Some Freep poster recently said she looks like she’s got a giant chaw of tobacco between her teeth and lower lip. That pretty much nailed it for me!


12 posted on 05/20/2009 5:41:41 PM PDT by hemogoblin (Coming soon: Feminists proudly wearing burkas)
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Can you imagine Eleanor on waterskis?


13 posted on 05/20/2009 5:43:08 PM PDT by Bertha Fanation
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Clean up in AFM’s aisle.....LMAO


14 posted on 05/20/2009 5:43:22 PM PDT by AirForceMom (Locked and loaded, and sharpening wooden stakes.)
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FLIRG

First Lady Is Really a Guy.


15 posted on 05/20/2009 5:44:59 PM PDT by IDFbunny
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C'mon now, whats not to like?


16 posted on 05/20/2009 5:45:13 PM PDT by Las Vegas Ron (zer0 is doing to capitalism what Kennedy did to health care)
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To: hemogoblin
She reminds me of Whoopie as Oda Mae stomping down the street in Ghost. Completely unfeminine.
17 posted on 05/20/2009 5:46:56 PM PDT by AirForceMom (Locked and loaded, and sharpening wooden stakes.)
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To: JRochelle
It's the constant demand that we accept a glaring falsehood as a truth which must not be contradicted that pretty much begins demanding contradiction.

This hits the nail on the head. Before all of this manufactured "Michelle is so glamorous, a fashion trendsetter" rubbish I actually considered her a relatively attractive woman, based just on appearance. I've never liked what's inside her. Now, with the overkill to not believe our lyin' eyes, I can't help but compare what I see with what we're being told to see. And Michelle appears to love the phony hype, making it that much more unpalatable.

18 posted on 05/20/2009 5:47:59 PM PDT by KJC1
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To: Las Vegas Ron

Wow, she could eat an apple through a picket fence. Yikes.


19 posted on 05/20/2009 5:48:08 PM PDT by AirForceMom (Locked and loaded, and sharpening wooden stakes.)
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Yeah, she’s got nothin on Mr. Ed


20 posted on 05/20/2009 5:49:23 PM PDT by Las Vegas Ron (zer0 is doing to capitalism what Kennedy did to health care)
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