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Jay Mohr Goes There: Michelle Obama's a Man, Baby
AceOfSpades ^
| 5/20/09
| Ace
Posted on 05/20/2009 5:29:01 PM PDT by JRochelle
The sniping starts at around 1:54.
Michelle Obama that is a big dude. When Barack plays pick up games at the White House, you know he picks Michelle as his forward, maybe his (center) depending on who’s in Congress that day. “That has to be like being married to Elton Brand. She is a big dude.
That's NBA forward Elton Brand.
Supermodel Iman, by the way, said of Michelle Obama, she's "no great beauty.
From gossip site The Frisky, which finds all of this horrible and grossly disrespectful and all that.
The problem is this: When the MSM and tabloids push the absurd idea that Michelle Obama is one of the most beautiful women on the face of the earth, eveh, comedians, whose job it is to call bullshit on bullshit, are going to vent the politically incorrect truth. Which is also their job.
No one would be saying this, really, if it wasn't being insisted 24/7 that Michelle Obama is a supermodel. As I've said, if the media merely limited the comments on her appearance to the courteous, obligatory, and occasional claim of "beautiful" -- fine, whatever. All first ladies eventually get called beautiful, by someone.
It's the constant demand that we accept a glaring falsehood as a truth which must not be contradicted that pretty much begins demanding contradiction.
Jay Mohr has kinda destroyed his career before -- he got nailed for stupidly ripping off a comic's bit for an SNL sketch "he" wrote. (He has admitted this and apologized for it; he talks about it in Gasping for Airtime, which is also the book that hipped me on to my panic disorder.)
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TOPICS: Culture/Society; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: beauty; bho44; comedy; flotusmichelle; gooniegoogoo; itsjustajoke; michelleobama
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To: IDFbunny
Dude looks like a 1st lady!
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posted on
05/20/2009 5:49:25 PM PDT
by
Redgirl
(Careful what you wish for, Madame Speaker.)
To: JRochelle
I think I met Michelle on a bus once.
22
posted on
05/20/2009 5:50:07 PM PDT
by
BerryDingle
(I know how to deal with communists, I still wear their scars on my back from Hollywood-Ronald Reagan)
To: Las Vegas Ron
Mr. Ed had soulful eyes, she looks insane.
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posted on
05/20/2009 5:50:58 PM PDT
by
AirForceMom
(Locked and loaded, and sharpening wooden stakes.)
To: Las Vegas Ron
To: JRochelle
I figured it would be a matter of time before people wanted to rebel against the “Mother of the World and every woman wants to be her” lovefest with Michelle Obama.
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posted on
05/20/2009 5:55:17 PM PDT
by
autumnraine
(Freedom's just another word for nothing left to lose- Kris Kristoferrson)
To: AirForceMom
Mr. Ed was more intllegent and loved his Country too :)
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posted on
05/20/2009 5:59:26 PM PDT
by
Las Vegas Ron
(zer0 is doing to capitalism what Kennedy did to health care)
To: JRochelle
I always liked Jay Mohr since an appearance on Politically Incorrect where he talked about being born a six or seven month premie, that when he was born you could hold him in the palm of one hand. I got the impression that he was somewhat pro-life.
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posted on
05/20/2009 6:01:08 PM PDT
by
denydenydeny
("I'm sure this goes against everything you've been taught, but right and wrong do exist"-Dr a)
To: hemogoblin
Some Freep poster recently said she looks like she’s got a giant chaw of tobacco between her teeth and lower lip. That pretty much nailed it for me! Another one wrote: "She looks really good. What NFL team does she play on?"
I almost spit my Coke on the keyboard.
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posted on
05/20/2009 6:01:56 PM PDT
by
freespirited
(Is this a nation of laws or a nation of Democrats? -- Charles Krauthammer)
To: All
There goes what is left of his career.
29
posted on
05/20/2009 6:03:16 PM PDT
by
pepperhead
(Kennedys float, Mary Jos don't)
To: JRochelle
The comments at the site are hilarious...
30
posted on
05/20/2009 6:03:31 PM PDT
by
Albion Wilde
("Shouldn't there be equal time for our Bill of Responsibilities?" -- Justice Clarence Thomas)
To: Las Vegas Ron
“C’mon now, whats not to like?”
Loooooooooool, whewwwww!! I am better now...uh hum!!
To: Las Vegas Ron
Dude, I've seen that face before. In the great Japanese Sci-Fi movie, War of the Gargantuas.
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posted on
05/20/2009 6:10:30 PM PDT
by
MissouriConservative
(Let the purging of the RINOs begin in 2010. - MissouriConservative)
To: JRochelle
"It's the constant demand that we accept a glaring falsehood as a truth which must not be contradicted that pretty much begins demanding contradiction. " I don't see what's so suprising about this...we're obliged to pretend about so many other aspects of Black culture.
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posted on
05/20/2009 6:19:08 PM PDT
by
blam
To: Las Vegas Ron; jmranchman
didn't I watch the governors of california and minnesota chase her through the jungle once?
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posted on
05/20/2009 6:27:18 PM PDT
by
The_Sword_of_Groo
(Dum spiramus tuebimur - "While We Have Breath, We Will Defend")
To: Las Vegas Ron
Eleanor Roosevelt
Michelle Obama
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posted on
05/20/2009 6:28:39 PM PDT
by
blam
To: JRochelle
Supermodel Iman, by the way, said of Michelle Obama, she's "no great beauty.
It is said that "beauty is in the eye of the beholder".
Whoever came up with that saying would take it back once he beheld Michelle.
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posted on
05/20/2009 6:30:01 PM PDT
by
adorno
(Where is Branch 4?)
To: MissouriConservative
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posted on
05/20/2009 6:48:02 PM PDT
by
6SJ7
(atlasShruggedInd: ON)
To: 6SJ7
Life imitates art. That salt-sucking creature from Star Trek caught her victims by making them believe the illusion that she was a beautiful woman.
To: Albion Wilde
The comments at the site are hilarious... I check the stories at 'Ace' just for the comments...they are a scream; although not for the easily offended.
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posted on
05/20/2009 7:20:43 PM PDT
by
who knows what evil?
(G-d saved more animals than people on the ark...www.siameserescue.org.)
To: Redgirl
Dude looks like a 1st lady! Fixed it for ya,now I can hear Steven Tyler screeching it in rhythm. "Dude looks like First Lady!"
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posted on
05/20/2009 7:24:48 PM PDT
by
j_tull
(I may make you feel, but I can't make you think.)
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