> Michelle Obama Misses Life Without Scrutiny
Well, if you could talk your liberal media lackeys into stop telling us that you’re a good looking sasquatch, we would stop scrutinizing as well.
Sasquatches everywhere are gonna find you and beat you with Nerf bats for comparing them to The First Crackwhore.
p.s. Oh yeah, and I hope her kidneys fail. DAMN, I'm funny. And I'm not even an 8th-rate angry feminist quasi-comedienne who happens to be famous only for being a lesbo.
You just sent me into an asthma attack! hehe