Gates Warns North Korea Not to Provoke U.S. (oooh! Kim so scared!)

FoxNews.com ^ | May 29, 2009 | AP via FoxNews

[prismsinc]

An Obama threat? Like the Knights that say "NIGH!"

[2banana]

North Korea knows 0bama is a paper tiger and they will follow through up to and including a war that will devastate the Korean Peninsula to get what they want. They know 0bama will cave.

[stboz]

Go away, yew empty-headed animal food trough wipers or I shall taunt yew a second time-ah!

[LukeL]

My threat would be the second you launch a nuclear warhead you will face the full power of a Clevland class submarine and its Trident ICBMs.

[LukeL]

Ohio class, sorry.

[Prole]

"Bob Grates, oh noooo!!! We've been over this a thousand times, Bob! I don't have any weapons of mrass destruction!"

[LukeL]

You’re breaking my bawrs Gratea your’re breaking my bawrs.

[Hoosier-Daddy]

I've heard the Columbus class are scary as well, not to mention the Toledos

[o_zarkman44]

Was Gates shaking a UN Secretary General Moon voodoo doll when he made his threat??

[Prole]

I swear, between “Team America” and “Network,” I can only predict that “Red Dawn” is the next film to become a reality.

[keepitreal]

Gates called for "genuinely tough sanctions" against both countries "that bring home real pain for their failure to adhere to international norms."

You mean really, really, really tough sanctions?

[VeniVidiVici]

Chinese Lt. Gen. Ma Xiaotian said Beijing is "resolutely opposed to nuclear proliferation" and called for nations to "remain cool-headed and take measure to address the problem."

This is the same crap the Chinese have been pedaling for 15 years.

I think the Defense Secretary needs to go back to making software.

[prismsinc]

ROTFLMAO!!!

[prismsinc]

I’ve actually been thinking more along the lines of the cancelled CBS TV series “Jericho”

[Prole]

Given how ridiculous Gates, Biden and the rest of the Obama lackeys are behaving right now, I wouldn't be surprised if that was the case.

"Oh, herro, great to see you again Bob!"

"Mr. Il, let me look around to ease the UN's collective mind!"

"Let me see your whole palace, or else!"

"Or else what?!"

"Or else we will be very, very angry with you, and we will write you a letter telling you how angry we are!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b49Iwfp8U-U

[NoPrisoners]

Gates called for "genuinely tough sanctions"

Oh really? The North Korean people are already eating grass and dirt - except for the military plus Kim and his homies. What could we possibly do to Kim? Barring some high altitude EMP, zip, zilch, nada.

But have no fear! Super Barack is here!!!

[Prole]

[Gator113]

If setting off a nuke, sending 6 missiles into the air and making threats of war to all who will listen... didn’t provoke the U.S.,—then tell me Gates, what in the hell will.

Perhaps if NK yelled out a few dirty words or perhaps called Obama a racist name.

I am having far to many doubts about Gates... I think he’s been Obamatized.

[exist]

Sorry what would a dying dictator who starves his own people have to fear from a government with a record of appeasement and a ban on assassination???

[libh8er]

My threat would be the second you launch a nuclear warhead you will face the full power of a Clevland class submarine and its Trident ICBMs.

That, or we take away Kimmy's porn DVDs and cancel all his subscriptions.