Posted on 06/01/2009 7:19:21 PM PDT by NormsRevenge
100 years to life!
Wow, guilty as he**!
The Penitent ThiefA Boy who had been taught by his Mother to steal grew to be a man and was a professional public official. One day he was taken in the act and condemned to die. While going to the place of execution he passed his Mother and said to her:
Behold your work! If you had not taught me to steal, I should not have come to this.
Indeed! said the Mother. And who, pray, taught you to be detected?
Ambrose Bierce, Aesopus Emendatus.
Thet poor woman done been beat wit’ an ugly stick, eh?
Mebbe the whole darned tree?
Definitely a Ma “Barker”...
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