Muslim Cleric: Pepsi is "Zionist Plot"

Israel National News ^ | 6/21/09 | Hillel Fendel

[Nachum]

(IsraelNN.com) Extremist Moslems have not dropped their allegations that Pepsi Cola is essentially the code name for a Zionist plot.

MEMRI has released an English transcript of an address given by a Muslim religious leader in Egypt this past February, in which he explains that PEPSI is actually an acronym for "Pay Every Penny to Save Israel."

[Nachum]

Another lie! Everyone knows it's Mountain Dew.

[grey_whiskers]

Like, *PING*, dude.

Your services are needed.

[DJ MacWoW]

Pepsi? I thought that was Obamas symbol? Doesn’t he use the Pepsi logo?

[Dr. Bogus Pachysandra]

Anyone who believes this is a total Schmoo!

[Danae]

Someone get him an honorary Tin Foil Hat please.

[ozzymandus]

Huh! I thought Chavez banned Coke. Must be a Zionist conspiracy cola war.

[LibFreeOrDie]

[DJ MacWoW]

LOL! Thanks!

[Mygirlsmom]

Done!

"I've Got My Tinfoil Hat On"

[max americana]

EXACTLY! What are the rags whining about when Pepsi donated tons of dough to the Obeyme campaign..

[DGHoodini]

I always thought it was *somebodys plot!! :0)

The stuff is nasty sweet, and Coke made a *huge* mistake fopllowing their lead. The Original Coke was great. New Coke bit, and the “Classic Coke” now tastes like Sugar crap too!

[penelopesire]

Well now....I will have to learn to like it then....LOL!!

[COBOL2Java]

Speaking on Al Nas TV – a Muslim religious channel in Egypt that provides Islamic programming for Muslim Muftis – Abu Ismail all but called for a Muslim boycott of Pepsi because it stands for ‘Pay Every Penny Saving Israel.’ Abu Ismail said a penny is “one-thousandth of a dollar.”

Damn that Zionist fraction arithmetic!

[stevio]

Pepsi altered their logo to look more like obama’s. I won’t drink it now.

[DJ MacWoW]

I didn’t know that. I never drank Pepsi. :-)

[Terpin]

Damn! They’re onto us. Time to launch Operation Diet Rite.

[haroldeveryman]

That’s strange. The last time I looked, Coca Cola was on the Arab boycott list, and Pepsi wasn’t.

[Borges]

Take the Pepsi Challenge?

[freedumb2003]

Its Dr. Pepper!

Everyone knows that all JOOOOS grow up to be doctors and 10 2 4 is the secret Zionist code the JOOOOS used to identify each other.

[jongaltsr]

Don’t Laugh.

In Saudi Arabia they Spell “Pepsi” - “Bebsi”.

The reason may not be obvious to those not educated in Arabic.

- - - The letter “P” if used as a stick figure would represent a standing woman (and Her Breasts) - consequently they use a “B”.

Which to me represents a woman’s breasts from a top view.

[Mad Dawgg]

"Muslim Cleric: Pepsi is "Zionist Plot""

B.S. its Pepsi Retro Gringo!

[tflabo]

Silly and stupid mullah's---don't they know by now what is the drink to tame the sheeple?

[Sacajaweau]

I’ve always wondered why Obama has a symbol at all. I’m guessing it’s something from his youth.

[I Hate Obama]

I knew it! By the way isn’t Mountain Dew owned by Pepsi Co.?

[DJ MacWoW]

I think it's a "rallying" icon for supporters. It's very useful for dictators and tyrants. Symbolism is also a "hip" thing with kids. They all wear logos.

The swastika was Hitlers symbol.

[joejm65]

Mountain Dew is part of the Pepsi product line, it’s not an independant company that’s controlled by Pepsi.

[ApplegateRanch]

PEPSI is actually an acronym for "Pay Every Penny to Save Israel." crazy mullahs ping

[SandRat]

[TexasCajun]

Muslims perfer Coke:

C onvert infidels
O r
K ill
E every one of them!

[SoftwareEngineer]

In Saudi Arabia they Spell “Pepsi” - “Bebsi”.

The reason may not be obvious to those not educated in Arabic.

- - - The letter “P” if used as a stick figure would represent a standing woman (and Her Breasts) - consequently they use a “B”.

Which to me represents a woman’s breasts from a top view.

Not true!

Arabic does not have the "P" sound. In Arabic even Palestine is pronounced "Balestine". The "P" sound exists in Persian and Urdu but not in Arabic

[Islander7]

Huh! I thought Chavez banned Coke. Must be a Zionist conspiracy cola war.

It was Coke Zero. Makes one wonder if that was a slap at Zero himself.

[wolfpat]

If this were true, I’d have to start drinking Pepsi again. I stopped when their current CEO said America was giving the middle finger to the rest of the world.

[ApplegateRanch]

I must stop buying Pepsi! The lying buggers had me believing it was:

Pepsi

P Pray

E Every

P Palestinian

S Shoots

I Itself

Cola

C Continues

O Offending

L Lousy

A Arabs

[Nathan Zachary]

How is a bunch of Israeli loyalists bankrupting themselves to save Israel a “Plot” exactly?

[neocon1984]

Anything with water in it is a Zionist plot to make our Muslim brothers impotent. I recommend that all loyal Muslims cease from drinking anything that contains water.

[swmobuffalo]

These people get dumber all the time. First it was polio vaccines, now it’s Pepsi.

[Slings and Arrows]

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[tflabo]

Is that a photoshopped pic of young Bama?

[Nathan Zachary]

"These people get dumber all the time. First it was polio vaccines, now it’s Pepsi."

Ahhh, they are just all pee'd off that the old Muhammadan trick of laying siege outside a villages walls until they surrendered themselves to be slaughtered and their women taken as slaves and raped just doesn't work anymore.

These Jews have jets and ships now and can keep supplies coming in.

So everything is a plot so they can continue to deny that their Mohammad book of pillage, plunder, murder and rape (among many of disgusting barbaric things including pedophilia is no instruction manual from a some rock god named Allah guaranteed to bring conquering success . It's full of crap and nothing it says works.

[Nathan Zachary]

LMAO! Love that Cartoon. Printing that one to pin up.

[Zionist Conspirator]

Take the Pepsi Challenge?

Well, I'm conflicted because I'm a strict Co-Cola person and I dislike Pepsi for the taste and despise them for being the (alleged) cause of New Coke in '85! While I can drink Royal Crown (which I've always thought tastes like plywood smells) and now even Doctor Pepper (which I couldn't stand as a kid), I still can't stomach Pepsi. Once at a dinner break (that's lunch break to y'all) while on the road working when the local establishment had only Pepsi and no Coke I just plain old did without!

I do know that there's a web site where you can send pizza and Pepsi to Israeli troops. I've often wondered if thta means my support of Coke makes me an anti-Semite.

Dang! Despite all my best intentions I just can't seem to get rid of my alienation from the Jewish People! First the Biblical literalism (Adam would've been horrified at the thought that I believe he was a real person!), and now . . . this!

::Sigh!:: Jews and Rednecks just can't seem to get together! I guess when we exterminate our "Canaanites," we slice the neck the wrong way!

Maybe Double Cola should expand its market (we can't get it where I live!).

[Cheetahcat]

“Pepsi is a Zionist plot”

Ok Pelosi and zero are a Muslim plot

[elcid1970]

“IT’S DEM JOOOOOOOOOOOS!!!”

Thanks to the father of nutjob Cynthia McKinney AND Rev. J-Wright, the above quote can JMHO be rammed down the throat of anyone who blames the Jews or Israel for the world’s woes.

“There are over three hundred million Arab Muslims in the Middle East, and around five million Jews. Would somebody please do the #@$%ing math!!!?”

[Zionist Conspirator]

Arabic does not have the "P" sound. In Arabic even Palestine is pronounced "Balestine". The "P" sound exists in Persian and Urdu but not in Arabic

I don't know any Arabic, but I thought that the "P" in "Palestine" was pronounced as an "F."

Of course calling something "Fefsi" is a bit silly.

[Teotwawki]

Since Pepsi gave a million dollars to gay advocacy organizations and Pepsi runs gay ads, maybe the gay hating muslims are attacking them. Of course gay advocacy is the same reason Christians are boycotting Pepsi. Conservatives are boycotting them since they adopted the Obama logo. I guess only gay infidel liberals are left to drink the stuff.

[Slings and Arrows]

Cox and Forkum are great.

[AU72]

40 years ago Kohmeineh made his bones getting Iran throw out Coca Cola in favor Pepsi because Coca Cola hired a Bahai as the Iranian General Manager.

[SoftwareEngineer]

Yeah. Some Arabs pronounce is “Falestini” and some “Balestini”

They both about sound the same. As many people will tell you, Spanish speakers do about the same thing with “B” and “V”.

[Biggirl]

Ss & AS, you did it again. One of my all time favorite funny pictures.

[Slings and Arrows]

Pigs and Islamakazis go together like water and sodium.