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Naked man steals fries at drive-through
Ottawa Citizen ^ | June 24, 2009 | Canwest News Service

Posted on 06/24/2009 2:22:43 AM PDT by Loyalist

A naked man robbed a woman of her french fries at a Vancouver-area drive-in restaurant on the weekend.

RCMP said Monday the woman was at a Wendy's Restaurant drive-through in Langley at about 9:30 p.m. Saturday waiting for her order.

When the attendant passed her fries through the window, a naked man in his 20s ran between her car and the window and took her food.

He jumped into a silver van and sped away. The victim could not describe the man and police were not able to locate the van.

(Excerpt) Read more at ottawacitizen.com ...


TOPICS: Canada; Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society
KEYWORDS: frenchfries; nakedman; vancouver
How hard can it be to BOLO a naked guy in a silver van?
1 posted on 06/24/2009 2:22:43 AM PDT by Loyalist
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To: Loyalist

Might be one of those wild humans. You see them down by the river at night. Once they learn human foods, they overcome their natural fear and can become pests.


2 posted on 06/24/2009 2:33:41 AM PDT by 668 - Neighbor of the Beast (Rent this space.)
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To: Loyalist

Wendy’s???

Yech!


3 posted on 06/24/2009 2:36:50 AM PDT by freedumb2003 (Communism comes to America: 1/20/2009. Keep your powder dry, folks. Sic semper tyrannis)
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To: Loyalist
"It was THIS BIG" isn't much of a description.
4 posted on 06/24/2009 2:53:05 AM PDT by MARTIAL MONK
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To: Loyalist

Sorry, sir, we don’t serve whoppers here....


5 posted on 06/24/2009 3:12:18 AM PDT by Jack Hammer
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To: Loyalist

Do you want fries with THAT??!!


6 posted on 06/24/2009 3:15:48 AM PDT by DouglasKC
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To: Loyalist
When the attendant passed her fries through the window, a naked man in his 20s ran between her car and the window and took her food.

It was either a very skinny naked man in his 20s or the lady doesn't know how to maneuver her car very well.

7 posted on 06/24/2009 3:17:35 AM PDT by DouglasKC
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To: Loyalist

Oh, those crazy Cannucks!


8 posted on 06/24/2009 3:25:24 AM PDT by scoobysnak71 (Just a National Security Threat, trying to get a nut.)
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Slingblade?
9 posted on 06/24/2009 4:13:28 AM PDT by 4yearlurker (The ground at Arlington is moving & shaking.)
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To: Loyalist

“Would you like that supersized?”


10 posted on 06/24/2009 4:52:59 AM PDT by thethirddegree
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To: Loyalist

TTIWWP

(or something like that... LOL)

Where is that listing of freeper phrases I misplaced? heh


11 posted on 06/24/2009 4:56:32 AM PDT by Daisyjane69
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To: Loyalist

I see Sasha Cohen’s already busy making another movie.


12 posted on 06/24/2009 5:05:09 AM PDT by reagan_fanatic (When you put Democrats in charge, stupid things happen)
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To: DouglasKC

“When the attendant passed her fries through the window, a naked man in his 20s ran between her car and the window and took her food.”

She was then heard to remark, “Where’s the beef?”


13 posted on 06/24/2009 5:09:14 AM PDT by takbodan (.)
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