Oklahoma City woman trades sex for case of chips (from Frito-Lay employee)

www.newsok.com ^ | 24 June, 2009 | JOHNNY JOHNSON

[Rockitz]

A woman pleaded no contest last week to prostitution charges, accused of agreeing to be paid for services with a box of chips by a man who said he was a Frito-Lay employee.

Lahoma Sue Smith, 36, was ordered to pay a fine of $1,142 in municipal court from charges from a February arrest.

[Rockitz]

Some jokes just write themselves.

[JRios1968]

Lahoma is OK

[JRios1968]

On second thought...

GUILTY

[libertarian27]

[raybbr]

Oh, man. A box of chips. Not nearly enough.

[mmanager]

Man, wonder what you would get with a box of chocolate?

[albie]

All that, and a bag o’ chips.

[Grunthor]

She’s not worth a BAG of chips, much less a case.

[wordsofearnest]

Way too much you mean.

[albie]

Any (Mustang) Ranch dip?

[JRios1968]

All that, and a bag case o’ chips.

Fixed

[KarlInOhio]

Some claim "they all look the same in the dark". In this case the afterimage would remain on my retina for a long, long time.

[SMARTY]

Two things:

1.) State of American society and morals

2.) Darn good chips

Free To Lay!!!

[Natural Law]

"Lahoma Sue Smith, 36, was ordered to pay a fine of $1,142..."

No word on whether her offer to pay with 100 cases of potato chips and a Costco jar of onion dip was accepted by the court.

[OB1kNOb]

Bad economy.....bartering system......

[gunnyg]

All personal opinions aside, the only crime I see here is by the state, as usual.

[dblshot]

[ImJustAnotherOkie]

What is she going to use for Dip on those chips?

[earlJam]

TIMMY: Did you just double-dip that chip?

[Savage Beast]

Well, you know the old song. I suppose in China right now they're singing:

"Aye! Aye! Aye aye!
In America they do it for potato chips!"
Etc.

[earlJam]

From her picture, they should call them “Rumples” not “Ruffles.”

Anyway, so much for the slogan, “You can’t eat just one.”

[dblshot]

All that, and a bag o’ chips
Bad deal, a whole case for a duble bagger.

[Real Cynic No More]

Oh, man. A box of chips. Not nearly enough.

Is she paying the chips to the guy or receiving them????

[PrinterEagle]

According to the police report, undercover officers noticed Smith "trying to catch a date” by flashing her headlights at SE 33 and Robinson.

Is that a euphemism?

[albie]

Meet the “Frito Fugly-Dito”

[Puddleglum]

first someone was beaten up for a bologna sandwich, now a woman trading sex for chips. Through in a crime for a can of pop and/or a twinkie and you have yourself a complete brown bag lunch.

More sad but true food-related news.

[Hodar]

What is the difference between $30 worth of chips, or a dinner and a movie? Time spent - that’s it. Instead of spending 3+ hours with her, he spent a matter of minutes.

If he had met her the same way, if they had gone to lunch first, then did the exact same act - this would not be a crime. Unethical, immoral and wrong - yup ... but not a criminal act.

Am I the only one who asks questions like this? Why is it wrong to pay a prostitute for sex; but it’s perfectly acceptable by society for a man to pick a woman up anywhere, take her to a resturant, then do the exact same actions with the exact same cash cost? At the end of the day, the same act was committed by willing adults, the same money was spent, and the results were the same. The legal process requires duplicity and emotional distress; the illegal means requires honesty and intent.

[Red in Blue PA]

The legal process requires duplicity and emotional distress; the illegal means requires honesty and intent.

Well said.

[Hatheos]

Oh, God, that’s bad! LOL

[Red Badger]

[Red Badger]

Time to cash in the chips................

[kenth]

She was arrested but the guy wasn’t? Why is her mug plastered all over the paper alone? There is a demand side to this equation.

[JRios1968]

Time to cash in the chips................

Click here

[Albion Wilde]

Free To Lay!!!

ROFLMAO!!

[FormerACLUmember]

Bet you can’t eat just one!

[raybbr]

Way too much you mean.

Oh, yeah I got it mixed around.

Darn, I can't even imagine it.

[Oldpuppymax]

Has anyone of your acquaintance EVER been drunk enough for this?

[stuartcr]

Good ole bartering system...

[Kansas58]

Would you kick her out of bed for eating chips?

[Vigilanteman]

No, but if she ends up PG, they could call the kid a chip off the old block.

[Kansas58]

Come to think of it, I don’t think I would let her in, in the first place!

[Buckeye McFrog]

looks like he had just one?

[JRios1968]

I certainly haven’t!

[CharlesWayneCT]

Don’t a lot of women give men sex for food?

[bmwcyle]

Really, really Guilty

[BJClinton]

Kinda gives “two-bagger” a whole new meaning.

[Rockitz]

More like La Homely?

[4yearlurker]

This lady puts the “Lay” in Frito-Lay.

[COBOL2Java]

[BJClinton]

Only if it includes a bottle or two or three of wine.