Posted on 06/25/2009 8:42:49 AM PDT by Baumer
Massachusetts Sen. Kerry has joined the fraternity of jokesters using Sarah Palin as a punch line.
Kerry was meeting a group of business and civic leaders in the nation's capital when he decided to play comedian, according to The Boston Herald. He was talking about the disappearance of South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford, the Alaska governor's Republican peer.
"Too bad," he said, "if a governor had to go missing it couldn't have been the governor of Alaska. You know, Sarah Palin."
Kerry's joke came 24 hours before Sanford turned up to admit an affair with a woman living in Argentina, the Herald reported Thursday.
It's not Kerry's first foray into comedy. In 2006 the former presidential candidate apologized for a "botched" joke he made about American soldiers serving in Iraq.
Talking to a group of students in California, Kerry said that people who do not study hard and do their homework will likely "get stuck in Iraq."
His comments elicited strong reactions from Republicans who criticized him for troop-bashing.
A statement from his aides later said the line was aimed at then President Bush and supposed to read: "You end up getting us stuck in a war in Iraq."
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If Dems don’t manufacture a Republican “boogyman” the focus will shift to them and we all know that can’t have that!!
That Lurch is a real card.
and we care what kerry says why again?
Don’t forget the ‘joke’ about Bush to Bill Maher when he said something to the effect of killing Bush.
Too bad John Kerry didn’t go missing in Vietnam or Cambodia.
Too bad Senator Kerry didn’t go missing.
And stay missing.
He may have lamely attempted to present it as comedy, but he was dead serious. Sarah frightens the Left like nobody else.
Are you trying to tell me that Jahn Kerry was in Viet Nam?
I would never have known ...
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Here you go, Senator Hero:
http://www.archives.gov/st-louis/military-personnel/standard-form-180.html
Too bad Kerry isn’t a POW rotting a Vietnam prison.
Even worse, these people think wishing bad things on others is OK. Why would someone make statements wishing harm to someone else? It’s sick and they are evil.
Did you know he earned four purple hearts?
I think she frightens the pretenders in the GOP, too.
He must be a real tough guy.
Did one of them involve getting a piece of rice stuck in his butt?
This will get almost zero attention, but imagine if Sarah had said this about Kerry?
Two comments:
1. If Lurch ever went hiking with Super Sarah, he’d be confessing to treason in ten minutes.
2. The “hate crimes” legslation should be used asa club against language like this. Swear out a warrant for the arrest of the DNC as a hate organization; arrest every memeber of the media who attacks anyone, etc.
Of course not. They're afraid of her so they think they need to destroy her.
Regarding Sanford ... what a dolt. But why so much media coverage on this, but very little on Pelosi getting caught lying about waterboarding?
Go feed your chick pig with a d!&#, loser.
It’s a funny joke if you’re loaded on gin soaked raisins.
Do you really want to go there Lurch!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1ItPN9_79U
Watch the whole thing..
“He may have lamely attempted to present it as comedy, but he was dead serious. Sarah frightens the Left like nobody else. “
I’d crawl through broken glass on my hands and knees to vote for her. I might have to, too!
Four? IIRC, it was only three when he was running for President. Did he get shot in the butt on one of his trips to Iraq?
Someone needs to kick Jon F’n Cary is the nuts.
We are both wrong. It’s five purple hearts. Five. I tell you. ;o)
you stole my thunder
you stole my thunder
Actually, not leaving her alone is a good thing. It means she scares the living $#!t out of them. And that is a very good thing. It also means they're digging as deep as they can for dirt on her. So far, only an ankle biter has attempted anything, and ALL of those charges were dismissed.
By the time 2012 rolls around, she ought to be well vetted, and her skin toughened considerably.
I’d trust Sarah’s aim any day compared to Elmer Fudd there!
Looks like the guy in the blue shirt is fulfilling Skerry's last wish.
‘Too bad’ Ted Kennedy didn’t take Kerry for little car ride.
(Did you know he earned four purple hearts?)
Lavender hearts would be more appropriate for that weasel.
This is just a joke of course! To bad neither a Vietnamese soldier or his own men did not shoot him in the head. Pretty funny joke, ehh Johnny boy
Is this one of those “nuanced” jokes that John Kerry (who served in Vietnam) always tells, and then explains because nobody is “nuanced’ enough to get it??
The only joke from John Kerry(who served in Vietnam)that never needed explaining was his 2004 candidacy.
This dude is about as funny as a bottle of ketchup.
(’Too Bad’ Sarah Palin Didn’t Go Missing, Sen. Kerry Jokes)
Do you mean like you ‘went missing’ running from battle in your little boat in Vietnam, you POS.
‘Too Bad’ Sarah Palin Didn’t Go Missing, Sen. Kerry Jokes
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Yeah..., he wishes..., doesn’t he... LOL...
In one day no less and never a drop of blood did he lose That's what I call a hero. </sarcasm>
“Someone needs to kick Jon F’n Cary is the nuts.”
I’m probably not the first to ask the burning question, but hear goes...
WHAT NUTS? The ones his wife keeps stored in a bottle of ketchup?
I wouldn't wish that on the Vietnamese. They were our enemy once, but they are no threat to us now. Unlike John Kerry (who served in Vietnam) and the rest of his Libtard ilk; who are the biggest threat this country has ever seen.
What is WRONG with those people in Mass.?
I don’t think he has any.
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