Sen. John Kerry Wishes Sarah Palin Had Gone Missing

NEWSMAX ^ | June 25, 2009 | Kenneth D. Williams

[Turret Gunner A20]

Sen. John Kerry added to his long list of lame joke attempts yesterday when he wished South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford's disappearance on Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin. Speaking to some business and civic leaders he had invited to Washington, Kerry quipped: "Too bad if a governor had to go missing it couldn’t have been the governor of Alaska. You know, Sarah Palin."

[golfisnr1]

Kerry is the south end of a man walking north.

[Abbeville Conservative]

If Kerry went missing no one would notice.

[WhyisaTexasgirlinPA]

Senator Kerry, why do you wish Governor Palin’s little children to be left all alone? Do you hate her children?

[Thrownatbirth]

"Too bad if a governor had to go missing it couldn’t have been the governor of Alaska. You know, Sarah Palin."

In Irak, right Jon?

[kdot]

So, J F’ing Kerry wanted to see our Sarah with an Argentinan woman? That sick bas##rd. \jk

It’s sad that Lurch is threatened by a beautiful, competant, female.

[jessduntno]

Kerry is the south end of a man walking north. In Boston they call him "live Shot" and warn you against getting between him and a camera....even a socialist like Trudeau had his number in 1971;

[EnglishOnly]

If Kerry was missing ......................

WE would all understand!

[MAKOTHEDOG]

Lame joke is right.

[DesertRhino]

I can smell the democrats fear of Sarah. He can hear her footsteps,,,

[True Republican Patriot]

LURCH KERRY IS HIMSELF A PATHETIC JOKE OF A HUMAN BEING!!!

Why Terayza lowered herself into the sewer to marry that pathetic pile of camel dung after being married to her real Love, John Heinz, is beyond human comprehension:-)

Even the year before LURCH’s Presidential run, Terayza kept her private G-IV painted in cream and Heinz Ketchup Red with a tail number of N57JH! She still Loved Heinz and Kerry was a convenience apparently?

[SkyDancer]

"Too bad if a governor had to go missing it couldn’t have been the governor of Alaska. You know, Sarah Palin."

Like nobody knows that Sarah Palin is the governor of Alaska and it takes this intellectual to remind us of that fact .....

[Tallguy]

Statements like this indicate that John Kerry doesn’t have a single friend who happens to be a Republican. This line may be ‘cute’ within the Democrat echo-chamber — we have ours, too — but they almost always get out to the general public... and it makes him look like the @ss he has always been.

[True Republican Patriot]

You are Wrong! Our half would be dancing in the streets celebrating the loss of Hanoi John Kerry, the U.S. Traitor Hanoi Canonized!

[grcuster]

To bad he doesnt go missing somewhere in Afghanistan permanently and take Obozo, Biden and Pelosi with him.

[SolidWood]

Human? John Kerry is something between old mold and a lurch.

[Abbeville Conservative]

That’s true!!

[Brainhose]

You read my mind!

[CodeMasterPhilzar]

So it is ok for liberals to joke about conservatives getting kidney failure, going missing, etc. But boy, let one conservative even look at a liberal wrong, or heaven forbid, attend a TEA party... and suddenly we're all "right wing extremists" and on some DHS watch list.

Hypocrites with double standards, that's what they are. That's all they are.

[Tublecane]

Apart from all other concerns, adding, “You know, Sarah Palin,” ruined it as a joke.

[LtKerst]

Someone should ask Kerry if he knows where his two fisted drunk of a wife is....

[Patriot777]

In making that statement, Kerry has made a threat on Governor Palin’s life; he should be arrested and taken into custody for making a terrorist threat against a state government official. If someone had said that about HIM, Kerry would have gone ballistic and called out the National Guard, the Dept. of Homeland Security and Janet Napolitano riding in on an emu....naw, naw, forget the emu...draw her coming in on a pair of white go-go boot skates with candy-striped knee socks. Anyhoo, a threat is a threat, and candy-striped Kerry should have to pay the fiddler.

[river rat]

I would be arrested if I revealed my wishes for John F’ing Kerry...

I'm still alive today, against my physician's prediction — primarily holding on for an opportunity to piss on that traitorous lying bastard's grave.

[Vn_survivor_67-68]

reminds me of when john kerry went missing as quick as he could when the companion Swift Boat hit the mine on the river and kerry ran full throttle downriver.....and then weaseled a medal instead of a well-deserved Courts Martial for cowardice

[MHGinTN]

Bathing in gin soaked raisins perhaps?

[magslinger]

I'm still alive today, against my physician's prediction — primarily holding on for an opportunity to piss on that traitorous lying bastard's grave.

Mission oriented. I respect that, sir.

[jcmfreedom]

Ditto...Kerry is a f*$#ing ba*@$%d.

[Milly]

It coulld have been worse, he could have wished her Missing with Ted K ... Then I would be really sick at his attempt at of a Joke,

[Trod Upon]

He really wishes Teresa (aka Mama Moneybags) would disappear.

[duckman]

Putz of the first order.

[HIDEK6]

Why Terayza lowered herself into the sewer to marry that pathetic pile of camel dung after being married to her real Love, John Heinz, is beyond human comprehension:-)

I understand Kerry has a 12" long tongue.

[TXnMA]

Obvious fact: Sarah Palin scares whatever pants the Heinz Harpy lets Bandaids the VietBoat Man wear -- right off of his skinny bu++...

[MIchaelTArchangel]

Gee, hasn’t John Kerry gone missing? He’s been a U.S. Senator for over 20 years. Can anyone name a xxx-Kerry bill that did anything useful?

[DustyMoment]

Sen. John Kerry Wishes Sarah Palin Had Gone Missing

Typical response for such a hate-filled leftist.

I will not respond accordingly.

[SueRae]

His SF180 is still missing...yellow coward pompous ass

[muawiyah]

Fur Shur no one would miss Kerry.

[MeneMeneTekelUpharsin]

How do liberals get away with this stuff? If any conservative makes any comment at all that is not absolute praise for liberal philsophy/lifestyle, (s)he is severely criticized.

[LiberConservative]

Who is John Kerry? Oh, is he that guy who was in Viet Nam?

[Sister_T]

That was lame, even for him.

[Man from Oz]

Kerry doesn’t hold a candle to Palin. He can go to hell

[Ahithophel]

Their fear of Palin is palpable, I love it!

[sten]

of course he would... he, along with all lefties, are hoping she stumbles into a scandal they can use to discredit and ruin her with.

they are in a full fledged panic.

and i don’t mean just the liberals and democrats... the gop doesn’t want her either (they have been in bed with the dems in undermining the country since walmart made the big push overseas)

[SkipW]

Just John being John. He can never top his “Kin ah git me one uh them huntin licenses heah? And to think that this guy is a United States Senator.

[passionfruit]

"Hey! Watch me pull a joke out of my azz!" "I wish Sarah Palin had gone missing, yuk, yuk, yuk!" Why isn't everyone laughing?"

[Seven plus One]

Who are these so called ‘civic and business leaders’ anyway? Who with a lick of sense would have any interest in this moron or any of his business?

[LuigiBasco]

[dandiegirl]

“I can smell the democrats fear of Sarah. He can hear her footsteps”

Petrified, the dems are of Sarah.

[Pallas]

Mau-mau him enough over the joke and he’ll issue a grovelling apology. Kerry’s a wimpy putz.

[Extremely Extreme Extremist]

ROFL! That brings back some memories. Good times, good times.