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The bronze rat
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Posted on 06/30/2009 8:22:33 AM PDT by jessduntno

The bronze rat

A Tourist walked into a Chinese curio shop in San Francisco. While looking around at the exotic merchandise, he noticed a very lifelike, life-sized, bronze statue of a rat. It had no price tag, but was so incredibly striking the tourist decided he must have it. He took it to the old shop owner and asked, "How much for the bronze rat?"

"Ahhh, you have chosen wisely! It is $12 for the rat, $100 for the story," said the wise old Chinaman. The tourist quickly pulled out twelve dollars. "I'll just take the rat, you can keep the story."

As he walked down the street carrying his bronze rat, the tourist noticed that a few real rats had crawled out of the alleys and sewers and had begun following him down the street. This was a bit disconcerting so he began walking faster.

A couple blocks later he looked behind him and saw to his horror the herd of rats behind him had grown to hundreds, and they began squealing.

Sweating now, the tourist began to trot toward the Bay. Again, after a couple blocks, he looked around only to discover that the rats now numbered in the MILLIONS, and were squealing and coming toward him faster and faster.

Terrified, he ran to the edge of the Bay and threw the bronze rat as far as he could into the Bay.

Amazingly, the millions of rats all jumped into the Bay after the bronze rat, and were all drowned.

The man walked back to the curio shop in Chinatown.

"Ahhh," said the owner, "You have come back for story?"

"No sir," said the man, "I came back to see if you have a bronze Liberal."

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TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: bronze; democrat; liberal; rat
My note; Changed the last word from Democrat to liberal...
1 posted on 06/30/2009 8:22:33 AM PDT by jessduntno
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To: jessduntno

I was hoping the story had a happy ending and was not disappointed.


2 posted on 06/30/2009 8:27:00 AM PDT by Jo Nuvark (Those who bless Israel will be blessed, those who curse Israel will be cursed. Gen 12:3)
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To: jessduntno

Nice.


3 posted on 06/30/2009 8:27:53 AM PDT by vladimir998
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To: jessduntno; vladimir998

Confucious say, “Man who buy Bronze Rat, soon find hope and change.”..............


4 posted on 06/30/2009 8:31:58 AM PDT by Red Badger (Inquiring minds want to know, but American Idol minds could care less...)
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To: jessduntno

I heard it with the last word as lawyer.


5 posted on 06/30/2009 8:34:27 AM PDT by Fast Moving Angel (GOP: Stop listening, start doing -- we need new leaders!)
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To: Fast Moving Angel

I heard it with the last word as lawyer.

Yeah, you could probably tell it a lot of ways...DU Posters would work...


6 posted on 06/30/2009 8:36:52 AM PDT by jessduntno (July 4th, 2009. Washington DC. Gadsden Flags. Be There.)
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To: Red Badger

Ah, but did you know that Confucious was the first man to say, “ fill it up with no-lead?”


7 posted on 06/30/2009 8:53:20 AM PDT by RexBeach
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To: RexBeach

IOW, Confusious say, “Tell lazy man to Get the lead out!”............


8 posted on 06/30/2009 8:58:50 AM PDT by Red Badger (Inquiring minds want to know, but American Idol minds could care less...)
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To: Red Badger

Ah, so. Just so.


9 posted on 06/30/2009 9:00:49 AM PDT by RexBeach
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To: Fast Moving Angel
I heard it with the last word as lawyer.

Plenty of overlap between liberals and lawyers.

10 posted on 06/30/2009 9:06:19 AM PDT by 3niner (When Obama succeeds, America fails.)
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To: jessduntno; All

:) post/thread BUMP!


11 posted on 06/30/2009 9:07:18 AM PDT by PGalt
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To: jessduntno
"I'll just take the rat, you can keep the story."

Is this about the 0bama birth cert on ebay? :)

12 posted on 06/30/2009 9:27:23 AM PDT by 668 - Neighbor of the Beast (Rent this space.)
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To: jessduntno

And someone else changed it from “Mexican.”


13 posted on 06/30/2009 10:08:28 AM PDT by HIDEK6
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To: 3niner

You’re absolutely right. I think rabid liberalism is a required course in law school.


14 posted on 06/30/2009 4:21:11 PM PDT by Fast Moving Angel (GOP: Stop listening, start doing -- we need new leaders!)
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