Skip to comments.Caption Michelle Obama bringing glamor to Moscow
Posted on 07/06/2009 7:18:20 AM PDT by AmericanMade1776
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Oink oink. Bowwow
She’s Jackie ...he’s John...ROTFLMAO! Can’t these two dumb-wits get their own identities?
“You sayed we wuz gonna go to a disco...”
Her clothes are horrible.
But we are suppose to accept that the clueless and crass, are fashionable because they tell us they are, even though we see otherwise.
“I think shes knocked up....”
By who? Rahm? Gibbs? Maybe Hiltery?? The metroxexual husband couldn’t do it as he has no testicles beside he likes to play with boys.
ADM Mullen looks like he just swallowed a bug. Or maybe 0 pharted.
Am I missing something here???? Over and over, we’re told how she’s such a glamourous “beauty.” What I see is the second coming of Aunt Esther. Am I just not with the program??
Obamas attend "Goose-steppping 101 class" at Moscow University
The alleged president was quoted as saying, "One can never be too prepared."
“she looks completely out of place!” Not as much so as she does walking the halls of the White House!! IMHO
Photo = O-tay...why am I in the back of the line? Do you know who I am?
ROTFLMAO! “Here I come, Elizabeth, this is the BIG 0ne.”
I think Michelle looks good in that color, but it looks like she just threw something on. And for real...is she pregnant? Goodness, she really looks it.
And as for O...can’t he ever button everything? He too, looks slovenly.
You'd think with all the homosexuals Barry knows on the down low at least one would give her a make over.
And please wear some stockings.
I heard a joke the other day:
When Barack Obama met his wife-to-be, Michelle, it was love at first sight. Barack loved her beautiful black mane, her chocolate skin and her deep brown eyes. She loved his golden glow, his dashing smile, and his long, slim physique.
Barack proposed to Michelle on their first date. Before she accepted, she expressed her concerns: "This is all happening so quickly, Barack! We - We hardly know anything about each other!"
He reassured her: "I don't care about the past. As far as I'm concerned, my life didn't begin until I met you. Besides, learning about each other as we go through life will only draw us closer."
So she said yes, they were married the same day, and they went on a lovely honeymoon cruise. Lounging around the ship's swimming pool and sipping daiquiris all day, and remaining in their cabin from dusk 'til dawn, the newlyweds were inseparable.
While sunning themselves at the pool one afternoon, Barack climbed to the diving board, waved to Michelle, and then executed a perfect reverse one and a half somersaults with three and a half twists, in the Free position, slipping into the water with nary a splash.
Michelle's mouth hung open. When he rejoined her, she begged to know where he had learned to dive like that. Barack smiled warmly, "Why, my darling, I was a Silver Medalist in the Men's High Dive at the last Summer Olympics." Michelle beamed proudly at her surprising groom.
A little while later, Michelle decided to take a dip in the pool, too. As Barack watched in astonishment, his new bride plowed through the water like a motorboat, with perfect form and strong, consistent, graceful strokes. After 30 laps, Michelle bounded out of the pool, barely breathing hard, and returned to Barack's side.
Welling with pride, he took her hand and kissed her: "Michelle, that was simply amazing! Such power, such grace, such endurance! Where on earth did you learn to swim like that?"
And she says: "Hell, honey, I used to be a ho in St. Louis, and I worked both sides of the river."
Well that explains her toned arms.
“Hmmm. Is Michelle getting a belly?”
Oh, let me guess — Dave Letterman is going to joke about A-Rod knocking her up in 5...4...3...2...???
She is a media darling and an embarrassment to our ancestors.
Thanks, now that Bob Dylan sone is stuck in my head
Damien is right next to her.
Looks like she’s 5 paces behind Obam.