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Caption Michelle Obama bringing glamor to Moscow
Yahoo News ^ | July 6,2009

Posted on 07/06/2009 7:18:20 AM PDT by AmericanMade1776

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Photo = O-tay...why am I in the back of the line? Do you know who I am?


51 posted on 07/06/2009 7:44:02 AM PDT by Curious George1978
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To: ScottinVA

ROTFLMAO! “Here I come, Elizabeth, this is the BIG 0ne.”


52 posted on 07/06/2009 7:44:19 AM PDT by tgusa (Gun control: deep breath, sight alignment, squeeze the trigger ....)
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To: AmericanMade1776

I think Michelle looks good in that color, but it looks like she just threw something on. And for real...is she pregnant? Goodness, she really looks it.

And as for O...can’t he ever button everything? He too, looks slovenly.


53 posted on 07/06/2009 7:44:31 AM PDT by getmeouttaPalmBeachCounty_FL (****************************Stop Continental Drift**)
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To: AmericanMade1776
Since she wears a belt just under her boobs does that mean her butt crack starts just below her shoulder blades?

You'd think with all the homosexuals Barry knows on the down low at least one would give her a make over.

And please wear some stockings.

I heard a joke the other day:

When Barack Obama met his wife-to-be, Michelle, it was love at first sight. Barack loved her beautiful black mane, her chocolate skin and her deep brown eyes. She loved his golden glow, his dashing smile, and his long, slim physique.

Barack proposed to Michelle on their first date. Before she accepted, she expressed her concerns: "This is all happening so quickly, Barack! We - We hardly know anything about each other!"

He reassured her: "I don't care about the past. As far as I'm concerned, my life didn't begin until I met you. Besides, learning about each other as we go through life will only draw us closer."

So she said yes, they were married the same day, and they went on a lovely honeymoon cruise. Lounging around the ship's swimming pool and sipping daiquiris all day, and remaining in their cabin from dusk 'til dawn, the newlyweds were inseparable.

While sunning themselves at the pool one afternoon, Barack climbed to the diving board, waved to Michelle, and then executed a perfect reverse one and a half somersaults with three and a half twists, in the Free position, slipping into the water with nary a splash.

Michelle's mouth hung open. When he rejoined her, she begged to know where he had learned to dive like that. Barack smiled warmly, "Why, my darling, I was a Silver Medalist in the Men's High Dive at the last Summer Olympics." Michelle beamed proudly at her surprising groom.

A little while later, Michelle decided to take a dip in the pool, too. As Barack watched in astonishment, his new bride plowed through the water like a motorboat, with perfect form and strong, consistent, graceful strokes. After 30 laps, Michelle bounded out of the pool, barely breathing hard, and returned to Barack's side.

Welling with pride, he took her hand and kissed her: "Michelle, that was simply amazing! Such power, such grace, such endurance! Where on earth did you learn to swim like that?"

And she says: "Hell, honey, I used to be a ho in St. Louis, and I worked both sides of the river."

Well that explains her toned arms.

54 posted on 07/06/2009 7:45:01 AM PDT by WhirlwindAttack (To all you Palin detractors, Shut the f*ck up!)
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To: massgopguy

“Hmmm. Is Michelle getting “a belly”?”

Oh, let me guess — Dave Letterman is going to joke about A-Rod knocking her up in 5...4...3...2...???


55 posted on 07/06/2009 7:45:34 AM PDT by ScottinVA (Impeach President Soros!!!)
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To: AmericanMade1776

She is a media darling and an embarrassment to our ancestors.


56 posted on 07/06/2009 7:46:23 AM PDT by wac3rd (80 Carter/Obama 08)
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To: Free State Four

Thanks, now that Bob Dylan sone is stuck in my head


57 posted on 07/06/2009 7:47:09 AM PDT by sticker
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To: silverleaf

Damien is right next to her.


58 posted on 07/06/2009 7:47:13 AM PDT by pennboricua
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To: EternalVigilance

Looks like she’s 5 paces behind Obam.


59 posted on 07/06/2009 7:47:33 AM PDT by chemicalman ("There's a sucker born every minute", PTB, "They all voted for Obama", CM.)
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To: WhirlwindAttack
Coffee on my ‘puter screen, oh is that funny, working both sides of the river.!
60 posted on 07/06/2009 7:48:20 AM PDT by Tarheel (Zone 7 in the Old North State)
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To: AmericanMade1776

The First Lady who puts frump in fashion.


61 posted on 07/06/2009 7:48:39 AM PDT by slackerjack
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To: IbJensen

No way. Pregnancy is scheduled for 2012 so she can have an abortion to solidify the femnazi vote.


62 posted on 07/06/2009 7:49:53 AM PDT by depressed in 06 (For the first time, in my life, I am not proud of my country. Thanks ZerO.)
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To: AmericanMade1776

Geez, the way her hair was flying around, I thought it was Sheila Jackson Lee for a second there.

Lee and Obama, now THERE'S a match made somewhere well below heaven.

63 posted on 07/06/2009 7:50:07 AM PDT by ssaftler (OBAMA: One Big Ass Mistake America)
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To: Piquaboy


Come now. Our betters tell us daily that Empress Obama does not have a giant ass and does not let her bra strap hand out like some sort of Chicago trailerpark trash.
64 posted on 07/06/2009 7:51:49 AM PDT by Jewbacca (The residents of Iroquois territory may not determine whether Jews may live in Jerusalem.)
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To: AmericanMade1776

She’s in step with the Ruskie goose steppers but out of step with The 0ne.


65 posted on 07/06/2009 7:52:01 AM PDT by shove_it (and have a nice day)
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To: maggief

Bottle@ss ALERT!


66 posted on 07/06/2009 7:52:03 AM PDT by Curious George1978
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To: IbJensen

I guarantee you my standard poodle looks BETTER! And has more manners and class.


67 posted on 07/06/2009 7:53:29 AM PDT by Tahoe3002
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To: ScottinVA

I am laughing so hard..I could not put my finger on who she reminds me of until now..She does look like Aunt Esther..


68 posted on 07/06/2009 7:54:00 AM PDT by PLD
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To: ScottinVA

I am laughing so hard..I could not put my finger on who she reminds me of until now..She does look like Aunt Esther..


69 posted on 07/06/2009 7:54:08 AM PDT by PLD
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To: AmericanMade1776

Doesn’t this woman own a suit? What is with these loud-colored dresses and uncombed hair. What a mess.


70 posted on 07/06/2009 7:55:32 AM PDT by ladyjane
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To: Jewbacca
It's Obama’s mama's “Steatopegia” Check it out in the dictionary
71 posted on 07/06/2009 7:55:59 AM PDT by Mr. Wright
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To: slackerjack

I think her color choice..orange sherbert is out of place in Moscow... she looks out of place on the color and then the lingerie style frock looks sleezy, and the high belt under the boobies and over the coat ..is the last fatal flaw to fashion diaster.


72 posted on 07/06/2009 7:56:07 AM PDT by AmericanMade1776 ( Obama Happens! Not my Fault!)
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To: maggief

Baby got BACK! Soemwhere there is a set of curtains that never made it.


73 posted on 07/06/2009 7:56:10 AM PDT by 70th Division (I love my country but fear my government!)
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To: AmericanMade1776

She look like she’s wearing the ugly bridesmaid dress that you were forced into wearing for your best friend’s wedding.

Her tummy is getting a bit too big for such styles. Too many “night on the town” martinis if you ask me. Alcohol, high calories, no nutritional value.


74 posted on 07/06/2009 7:56:55 AM PDT by KosmicKitty (WARNING: Hormonally crazed woman ahead!!)
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To: Thank You Rush

Who’s the father ? ? ?


75 posted on 07/06/2009 7:57:38 AM PDT by 70th Division (I love my country but fear my government!)
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To: EternalVigilance

How does she do it?
In the one pic where they are getting ready to go on the trip haer hair is short and plastered to her head. In the
pick at the ceremony it looks like a sleeping bag after a
week long camping trip.


76 posted on 07/06/2009 7:58:17 AM PDT by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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To: AmericanMade1776

I wish those two soldiers would turn around and goose step them right where it counts!


77 posted on 07/06/2009 7:58:32 AM PDT by Batman11 (Chicago, Land of Lincoln who freed the slaves and Land of Obama who enslaved the free.)
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To: IamConservative
The trunk is getting bigger and, boy, is she stylish!

78 posted on 07/06/2009 7:58:42 AM PDT by Krankor ("Quit talking about the eight men, or there's gonna be nine.")
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To: silverleaf

She’s just a fat pig.


79 posted on 07/06/2009 7:59:03 AM PDT by angcat (FUBO)
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To: Jewbacca

She has a big following I see.


80 posted on 07/06/2009 7:59:14 AM PDT by Piquaboy (Military veteran of 22 years in Navy, Air Force, and Army.)
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To: Piquaboy

She’s gotta lot of ‘junk in the trunk’ That’s for sure


81 posted on 07/06/2009 8:01:05 AM PDT by KosmicKitty (WARNING: Hormonally crazed woman ahead!!)
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To: AmericanMade1776

Does the bag lady own a MIRROR???


82 posted on 07/06/2009 8:03:25 AM PDT by RasterMaster (DUmocrats - the party of slavery, sedition, subversion, socialism & surrender)
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To: lgjhn23

With the possible mixed bag of genes it won’t be obvious unless it was Chairmen Mao.


83 posted on 07/06/2009 8:04:32 AM PDT by ImJustAnotherOkie
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To: Tarheel

I’ve got an extra monitor if you need it. :)


84 posted on 07/06/2009 8:05:05 AM PDT by WhirlwindAttack (If 0dumbo is the answer, WTF was the question?)
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To: pissant

Yeah, but not the butt. :-)


85 posted on 07/06/2009 8:06:45 AM PDT by ataDude (Its like 1933, mixed with the Carter 70s, plus the books 1984 and Animal Farm, all at the same time.)
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To: angcat
I wouldn't care what she looked like if the media didn't keep feeding us these absurd "most beautiful" stories. She's a typical middle-aged black lady. Not ugly; not beautiful.

Pravda was more subtle in the Soviet Union.

No doubt, just before the next election the AP will report that Obama will kill a rampaging bull elephant with his bare hands.

86 posted on 07/06/2009 8:07:03 AM PDT by Jewbacca (The residents of Iroquois territory may not determine whether Jews may live in Jerusalem.)
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To: AmericanMade1776

The color looks good on her, but the dress is...ugh. She doesn’t have the body type to carry off the big belt around the middle look that she loves so much. How about a nice suit? You know, something appropriate for your position?? My cats have more fashion sense.


87 posted on 07/06/2009 8:08:11 AM PDT by greatplains
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To: greatplains

Michelle is just wearing what the fashion industry wants all women to wear.. something that makes you look sleezy, not only do they want women to wear it, they want young girls to wear a fashion that shows your butt crack, your cleveage, and dresses so short you can see your woo woo.


88 posted on 07/06/2009 8:11:02 AM PDT by AmericanMade1776 ( Obama Happens! Not my Fault!)
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To: Jewbacca

She’s a nasty American hating person. Beside from the media fawning over her ugly style she makes me sick and so does her husband.


89 posted on 07/06/2009 8:12:07 AM PDT by angcat (FUBO)
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To: AmericanMade1776

Enough already...she is NOT a glamorous woman!!!!!


90 posted on 07/06/2009 8:12:34 AM PDT by LiteKeeper (When do the impeachment proceedings begin?)
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To: Kiss7

Wouldn’t be drinking publicly is she were pregnant.


91 posted on 07/06/2009 8:13:30 AM PDT by 9YearLurker
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To: AmericanMade1776

The Russians are laughing their butts off at us. Putin is ready to roll this guy like a circus clown.


92 posted on 07/06/2009 8:13:57 AM PDT by MattinNJ (And then there was one...Palin.)
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To: maggief

That pic’s enough to make me think that Barry’s actually all grey.


93 posted on 07/06/2009 8:14:55 AM PDT by 9YearLurker
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To: Krankor

That dress reminds me of the tablecloth on my late grandmother’s dining room table. And I don’t understand why so many people have difficulty understanding the function of a belt. The young can’t seem to find one and run around grabbing their britches so they don’t fall down, then the Empress here shows up wearing a clear plastic one on top of everything else like she’s expecting a strong wind and trying to hold everything in place. Why is the readily discernible functional nature of baseball cap brims and belts apparently beyond the grasp of so many people?


94 posted on 07/06/2009 8:16:40 AM PDT by ameribbean expat
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she looks out of place, like she thought she was going to the Stepford Tea Party.


95 posted on 07/06/2009 8:17:57 AM PDT by falcon1966
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To: AmericanMade1776

Will the Obamas meet with the local black leaders in Moscow?


96 posted on 07/06/2009 8:18:03 AM PDT by ▀udda▀udd (7 days - 7 ways Guero >>> with a floating, shifting, ever changing persona.....)
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To: IbJensen

“Perhaps she’s pregnant.”
With all the rumors of how much she’s drinking? Naw, that’s boozer belly.


97 posted on 07/06/2009 8:24:54 AM PDT by freebird5850 (O-Bomba is not the Messia. Jesus was a carpenter and could build a cabinet!)
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To: AmericanMade1776

From that angle, she’s the spittin image of Jackie Kennedy.


98 posted on 07/06/2009 8:25:03 AM PDT by Mashood
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To: AmericanMade1776

I love the color of the dress! That’s one of my favorites, and I think it flatters Michelle, who needs to wear lighter and brighter colors. But it is WHOLLY UNSUITABLE for a serious ceremony at a memorial. The bad taste comes not in the dress itself but in choosing to wear it on such an occasion.

Also, if she thinks she’s fooling anybody about her gut with that belt under her boobs, she’s really kidding herself. Where is her mother? Mothers exist partly to tell their daughters that they’re doing something truly stupid.


99 posted on 07/06/2009 8:26:38 AM PDT by ottbmare (Ein Reich, ein Volk, ein Obama!)
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To: AmericanMade1776

Oh now come ON! You can’t fool us. That’s clearly Whoopi Godlberg.


100 posted on 07/06/2009 8:28:55 AM PDT by Enterprise (When they come for your guns and ammo, give them the ammo first.)
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