UK: NHS recommends pupils have an 'orgasm a day' to reduce risk of heart attack and stroke

The Daily Mail (U.K.) ^ | July 12, 2009 | Daniel Martin

[Stoat]

The NHS is telling pupils they have a 'right' to an enjoyable sex life in a leaflet being sent to schools.

It encourages them to consider an 'orgasm a day' as a way reduce the risk of heart attacks and stroke.

And if they can't get sex, the leaflet says children should consider masturbation.
 

The advice appears in guidance circulated to parents, teachers and youth workers. It says experts have for too long concentrated on the need for 'safe sex' and loving relationships - while ignoring the main reason people have sex, for enjoyment.

But family groups condemned the guidance last night, saying it would encourage children to have underage sex and could lead to rising rates of sexually-transmitted diseases.

Around 40,000 teenage girls fall pregnant every year in the UK - the highest level in western Europe. More than half end up in abortion.

The leaflet has come to light just a week after it emerged that a £6million initiative to reduce teenage pregnancies more than doubled the number of girls conceiving.

The Government-backed scheme tried to persuade teenage girls not to get pregnant by handing out condoms and teaching them about sex. But a study in the British Medical Journal found girls on the scheme were 'significantly' more likely to fall pregnant than other girls.

Now criticism is focused on the new leaflet, entitled Pleasure, which has been drawn up by Sheffield primary care trust.

[Stoat]

The sort of thing that we can look forward to here in the USA under 0bamacare.

[jessduntno]

“The sort of thing that we can look forward to here in the USA under 0bamacare.”

Bawney Fwank will sponsor this legislation...behind it all the way...

[Pearls Before Swine]

An “O” a day keeps the doctor away!

[DogBarkTree]

Using one kinda stroke to prevent another.

[Secret Agent Man]

I bet they got Jocelyn Elders to write that pamphlet for them.

[max americana]

> And if they can’t get sex, the leaflet says children should consider masturbation.

Consider? It’s pretty much an automatic.

[FlingWingFlyer]

And who would know more about masturbation than a bunch of government bureaucrats? At least this time we are getting advice from the "experts".

/sarc

[svcw]

Even though there is zero scientific evidence that an orgasm a day prevents heart attacks....its just another example of pervert adults getting off on kids getting off.
But as a side note, only one a day? Oh wait they aren't Italian.....

[PatHimself]

I guess Levi Johnson didn’t read the whole pamphlet.

[Slings and Arrows]

The NHS is telling pupils they have a 'right' to an enjoyable sex life ...[a]nd if they can't get sex, the leaflet says children should consider masturbation.

Wankers.

[calex59]

“The sort of thing that we can look forward to here in the USA under 0bamacare.” Bawney Fwank will sponsor this legislation...behind it all the way...

Yep, all the sex you can eat and free booze, the new "Bread and Circus" ideology!

[Stoat]

Author Steve Slack, director of the Centre for HIV and Sexual Health and NHS Sheffield, denied the document promoted underage sex.

In related news, spokespeople for B. Hussein 0bama denied that ACORN had ever engaged in criminal behaviors and stressed that it's members were 'just as patriotic as anyone else'.

[freebilly]

And if they can't get sex, the leaflet says...consider masturbation.

Government has been screwing us for years. Now they want us to screw ourselves, too....

[lazypadawan]

There are days when I think they really do deserve domination by a bunch of angry mullahs.

[rickmichaels]

Consider? It’s pretty much an automatic.

Well, if the kids are of the Mohammedian persuasion, goats and camels will relieve their urges.

[Drango]

Only one? ...OK I guess I can cut back....

[nevergore]

What ever happened to an apple a day????

Where's Laz? Here's a curriculum he could get behind.....

[Larry Lucido]

And if they can't get sex, the leaflet says children should consider masturbation.

They need a leaflet for that?

[allmendream]

What moron thinks a teenage boy needs the government telling him to masturbate?

That is like the government putting out a guidance document telling fish to swim.

[allmendream]

GMTA. ;)

[allmendream]

Behind would be safer than in front of. ;)

[nevergore]

Is the curriculum set to the Michael Jackson song....

“Just beat it”????

[Ruy Dias de Bivar]

***More than half end up in abortion.****

The part of the population that will be replaced by muslims.

[Stoat]

The Family Planning Association suggested that pupils should be shown explicit videos of masturbation at school - but family values campaigners said the proposal was nothing more than the promotion of pornography.

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There are times, which are becoming more and more frequent, when it seems to be a given that the entire fabric of society has completely disintegrated and we are all falling into the abyss.

"sigh"

I sincerely hope that our British Friends are able to homeschool and will take full advantage of any opportunities to protect their children from their "Government".

[tflabo]

“Orgy Porgy, Ford and fun. Kiss the girls and make them one. Girls at one with Boys at peace. Orgy porgy gives release.” Aldous Huxley, author...'Brave New World'

[sfvgto]

“The Government-backed scheme tried to persuade teenage girls not to get pregnant by handing out condoms, cigars, and teaching them about sex.”

oh yeah! The Clinton method of mentoring and advising. Now just who does the teaching?

[wastedyears]

“Children should consider masturbation.”

Britain is dead

[tflabo]

“To educate a man in mind only, and not in morals is to educate a menace to society.” Theodore Roosevelt

[SonOfDarkSkies]

It encourages them to consider an 'orgasm a day' as a way reduce the risk of heart attacks and stroke.

And if they can't get sex, the leaflet says children should consider masturbation.

First, one would be curious about the rate of heart attack and stroke among pupils...probably zero!

Secondly, this is a horrible idea. A clever little boy is going to take his letter to a clever little girl and see if they can help each other out...all for the sake of better health, science and the NHS, of course.

[tflabo]

The NHS is telling pupils they have a 'right' to an enjoyable sex life

Of course liberal government grants them that 'right' ay? Just wait until they make it part of the cirriculum--just like in 'Brave New World' kids in school could go and have pleasurable time with each other.

[john in springfield]

Just a question here...

What's the incidence of heart attack and stroke among teenagers?

[Lurkina.n.Learnin]

“It encourages them to consider an ‘orgasm a day’ as a way reduce the risk of heart attacks and stroke.
And if they can’t get sex, the leaflet says children should consider masturbation.”

It’s their way of saying you kids are “doin it to much”

[When do we get liberated?]

Good thing the government told HS students that they should orgasm. Really without the government do you think they would figure it out?

[lastchance]

“Around 40,000 teenage girls fall pregnant every year in the UK”

Perhaps I am rather sketchy on the basic biology but I don’t think pregnancy is something that just happens. This makes it sound as if pregnancy is rather like getting wet in a thunderstorm. Really who can control the weather it just happens?

[driftdiver]

“What’s the incidence of heart attack and stroke among teenagers? “

Really really low so that must prove their plan is working, right?

pregnancy, abortion, disease are all high. They need another expensive study to determine the reason for that.

[Albion Wilde]

... the new leaflet, entitled Pleasure, which has been drawn up by Sheffield primary care trust....

Are they sure that's not the Seinfeld primary care trust?

[Albion Wilde]

They need a leaflet for that?

It's hard to read a leaflet when the pages are stuck together.

[Albion Wilde]

Unbelievable UK Marxist sexualization of children ping.

[martin_fierro]

[Jack Hammer]

LOL - unfortunately, all too true.

[Mike Darancette]

There will be the need for more corrective lenses.

[right way right]

Teacher Teacher I need to go to the bathroom!

No you don't Johnny, just go into the supply closet you'll find some tissue there and some porno mags.

[UCANSEE2]

What's the incidence of heart attack and stroke among teenagers?

Don't know but I bet it's higher when you are masturbating.

[big'ol_freeper]

That’s all wacked out.

[Islander7]

Is there any mention of sharing the experience with someone of the opposite sex?

[JoSixChip]

What do the Muslims think of this? I'll bet this is going to chap their arss.

[narses]

The leaflet has come to light just a week after it emerged that a £6million initiative to reduce teenage pregnancies more than doubled the number of girls conceiving.

The Government-backed scheme tried to persuade teenage girls not to get pregnant by handing out condoms and teaching them about sex. But a study in the British Medical Journal found girls on the scheme were 'significantly' more likely to fall pregnant than other girls.

[Slings and Arrows]

It’s time for Monica Lewinsky to get back into government.

[Maelstorm]

The cost of sexual permissiveness far out weighs the cost of such bug bears as tobacco use, obesity, environmental quality, etc. The total once you add in the cost to provide for the resultant children, the resultant disease, the prisons for those resultant children who are born to broken homes and the cost of the chaos such lost children produce in acting out is trillions of dollars. No one seems to care. It isn’t a religious issue it is a costly issue.