Kim Jong Il Has Pancreatic Cancer: Reuters / Fox

From FOX, quoting Reuters, no web yet. ^

[MindBender26]

More as known

[ErnBatavia]

Kim Jong Ill?

/s/

[Kozak]

Here’s hoping it’s in the pancreatic “tail” and not the head.

[LiberConservative]

So sad. Can't you see how f&ckng busy he is??!!??

[Jmouse007]

Heavenly Father, I pray for Kim Jong Il, I pray that he will come to a saving knowledge of Jesus Christ before it is eternally too late. I pray that you would transform his life and that he would boldly testify to the saving power of the Lord Jesus Christ before his entire population of North Korea so that multitudes may come to Christ. Lord, you saved Nebucahdnezzar, you saved the apostle Paul, you saved me, if you can save us, and deliver us from our sin, you can save this man. He does not desreve it, neither do we, but your arm is not shortened that you can not save. Nevertheless, thy will be done, in Jesus name, amen.

[Mount Athos]

I wonder if he’s thinking about trying to take as much of the world with him as he can.

At the Three Revolutions Exhibition Hall in northwestern Pyongyang, there hangs a big sign that reads, “A world without North Korea need not survive.” What do these words mean? And what do they tell us, if anything, about Kim Jong Il’s military mind?

In late 1993, when North Korea was gearing up to withdraw from the Nuclear Non-Proliferation Treaty, fears of an imminent war broke out across the Korean Peninsula. The eyes of the world were firmly fixed on the region. Not a day passed without some international coverage of the North Korean nuclear crisis.

In the midst of such concerns, Kim Il Sung convened a meeting of all his military officers above the rank of commanding general. One general who was in the room later explained what happened next. Kim posed to his generals the following question: “The American scoundrels are about to start a war against us. Will we be able to defeat them?”

The generals replied without hesitation: “Yes, we can win!” “When have we ever lost a war?” “We shall win every battle!” “How can we ever lose when we have you, Commander of Steel, our Great Leader, to lead us?” “Oh, Great Leader! Just give us the order!” “In a single breath we will rush to the South, drive out the American imperialists, and unify the fatherland!”

Despite such vigorous displays of bravado, Kim Il Sung did not appear satisfied. “That’s all very well,” he replied. “But what if we lose? What shall we do if we lose?”

Kim Il Sung’s prodding was unexpected. The moment that their Great Leader uttered the word “lose,” the generals’ lips closed and remained tightly shut. As they sat still in extreme anxiety, the 51-year-old Kim Jong Il suddenly stood up. Raising his clenched fists, Kim yelled out, “Great Leader! I will be sure to destroy the Earth! What good is this Earth without North Korea?”

Kim Il Sung looked at his eldest son and smiled.

[Artemis Webb]

I wish with all of my being that the evil sonofabitch suffers.

[AmericanSphinx71]

I guess we can call him Kim Jong Ill now.

Nice that Hades is about to have a new resident.

[HardStarboard]

To be taken from this earth before he had a chance to help his nation......any further into the abyss; Priceless.

[Recovering Ex-hippie]

That was my thought...he has transferred power to one of his sons, but you never know. Hate to have him make any decisions hallucinating on the opiods.

How we ever got to the place where we are held hostage by such a loon...Of course, lets certainly not have our CIA assasinate anyone.

[ottbmare]

Awww. Couldn’t happen to a nicer guy.

[OrangeHoof]

After all those stories of Castro’s death, I’ll wait for better confirmation.

Amazing how long the deaths of tyrants like Arafat, etc. take.

Except for Saddam Hussein. He died quickly from natural causes.

[diamond6]

Man, that is the worst cancer to get.

[I_Like_Spam]

Very critical situation for the whole country. Severe depression is a symptom of pancreatic depression.

He wasn’t too stable to start with, and now this.

It seems as if preemptive action to take out North Korea’s nuclear program might be a prudent thing to do as this disease may lead to erratic behavior.

[frogjerk]

Now moron has less than nothing to lose and Obami is so weak. Weez skrewed!!!

[TCats]

Come on. IMO a ridiculous post.

[johncocktoasten]

In a related note, under ObamaCare, considering the short life expectancy with Pancreatic Cancer, there will no longer be surgery, radiation, or chemo administered to patients with this diagnosis.

We do want to let you know that if you choose the euthanasia option, your heir(s) will recieve a $2000 refundable tax credit. (Early Exit Tax Credit)

FRiends, we all know that the way to extend life expectancies and fight these disease is to just quit trying and walk away from the fight. Maybe even apologize to the cancer for attempting to stop its spread.

Its working in the War on Terror. (am I allowed to use that term anymore? /sarc off

[Sarah Barracuda]

Well it’s true, Ok maybe it was in bad taste, if it was taken that way I apologize

[al baby]

During the later part of his life, Keith suffered from emphysema and lung cancer despite having quit smoking ten years earlier (he appeared in an endorsement campaign for Camel cigarettes in 1955). He was found dead of a self-inflicted gunshot wound[3] in Malibu, California on June 24, 1997, two months after his daughter Daisy committed suicide. It was also reported that he had financial problems and suffered from depression throughout his final days. Keith’s family were joined by many mourners at a private funeral, including Family Affair co-stars Johnny Whitaker and Kathy Garver, and Hardcastle & McCormick co-star Daniel Hugh Kelly.

His remains are buried next to those of his daughter Daisy at Westwood Village Memorial Park Cemetery in Los Angeles, California.

[Bogey78O]

Finally, someone who deserves it gets it.

[MindBender26]

He died quickly from natural causes.

Agree completely.

Gravity is very natural.