We used to call it “Double-Coyote” ugly.
Coyote ugly is where you wake up with her asleep on your arm, and you chew your arm off to escape rather than wake her up.
Double-Coyote ugly is when you have escaped, you chew your other arm off, because you know she’ll be looking for a one-armed man.
posted on 07/20/2009 7:54:05 AM PDT
(mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves)
Her parents tied a pork chop around her neck just to get the dog to play with her.
posted on 07/20/2009 8:03:11 AM PDT
(If Catholics voted based upon the teachings of the church, there would be no abortion and no Obomba.)
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson