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No Cash For "Bruno"
Townhall.com ^ | July 24, 2009 | Brent Bozell

Posted on 07/24/2009 4:53:18 AM PDT by Kaslin

When it comes to awful movies, Pat Buchanan once quipped he didn't have to look underneath a manhole cover to know there's a sewer down below. The smutty new movie "Bruno" can be read by its cover. In the midst of a barrage of crude sexual humor, master satirist Sacha Baron Cohen is once again exposing Americans for what Time magazine calls their "ignorance and prejudice, hypocrisy and primitive rage."

Yes, I'm sure it has its funny moments, and some are laugh-out-loud hilarious. I say I'm sure because I really don't know. I was on my way to the theater when I reversed course. I'm not going to give these slimy people $9.50, or $1.50. Besides, it's all there on the Internet.

In his last film, "Borat," Cohen played an idiotic journalist from Kazakhstan who attempted to expose unsuspecting people as misogynistic, racist and anti-Semitic. The new title character of "Bruno" is a flamboyantly gay Austrian fashion reporter who is going to expose the raging "homophobia" in America, especially the South (also targeted in the last film).

But this character is so unbelievably stupid and self-absorbed that the film seems to set the cause of sexual "liberation" backward by a decade or two.

The shock and disgust arrives early, when Bruno has a tiny Asian lover who helps him pour champagne. It's not hard to imagine where Cohen places the champagne bottle as he pours the little man like a teapot.

Bruno decides to come to America and make a pilot of a new celebrity-interview show. But since Bruno is an idiot and can't land a celebrity interview, we're left with a scene where a focus group watches as Cohen's pilot displays a long, drawn-out shot of a penis twirling around like a pinwheel, which then points at the camera and "speaks."

The focus group speaks for almost everyone when they suggest they'd rather pluck their eyes out than watch any more of this garbage.

"Bruno" originally drew an NC-17 rating, but the viewer is left wondering if putting a tiny black box over sex acts, real or simulated (like group sex at a swingers club) is all Cohen needed to get an R rating. This film's full-frontal nudity and gross-out clips are more than a permissive parent bringing a teenager will expect.

It's not a huge hit with audiences -- it "flamed out in its second weekend," the website Box Office Mojo reported, without a wink. But it will make enough profit in theatres and on DVD to offer Cohen another opportunity to abuse unsuspecting Americans with his film droppings.

And maybe that's what's more upsetting than the smuttiness. It is the systematic dishonesty. Cohen's filmmaking strategy is to lie relentlessly to the real people he interacts with on film.

Take Alabama pastor Jody Trautwein, who earnestly tries in the film to convert Bruno to leave his homosexual lifestyle in favor of Christianity. As the pastor talks of following Jesus, Cohen has his idiot character talk dirty, asking if the pastor had ever put woodwind instruments "up your Auschwitz"? (Cohen, who is Jewish, uses the name of the concentration camp as a synonym for anus in the film.)

Now, here's how Trautwein explains how he was approached about the scene. On Jan. 30, 2009, he received a phone call from a Todd Lewis of Amesbury Chase productions in Los Angeles (a fake firm, complete with phony website). He told him that German One Television (also fake) had hired them to produce a documentary. He said that with the recent rise in Europe of liberalism and increasing immorality in America, German One really wanted to show strong, pure American traditional moral values.

"One of the ways they wanted to do this was they had a young man who was desiring to come out of homosexuality and wanted to give his heart to Christ," Trautwein explained. "He asked me if I would be interested in having them produce this documentary [meant to] alert parents and leaders of young people, and expose the deception and perversion that some in the entertainment industry want to perpetrate against our children, our families and our homes."

Trautwein sat with Cohen's character for two entire hours, absorbing Cohen's abuse. The pastor said director Larry Charles (who only used his first name) praised him when the abuse was over. "He said he didn't think he could have been that patient with Bruno."

So a good pastor is set up and ridiculed because, well, because he's a good man, and nothing else. That's humor?


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To: Kaslin

A friend of mine played Borat on DVD for me a few weeks ago. Probably the most painfully unfunny movie I ever saw. No thank you, Bruno. I won’t waste my time or money on you.


21 posted on 07/24/2009 5:51:33 AM PDT by fatnotlazy
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To: Kaslin

From the trailer, Borat looked to be one of the funniest films ever. It looked like a brilliant mockumentary full of very funny moments.

The actual movie ... not so much.

Using shock for the sake of shock and relentlessly low brow and swimming in the gutter, Borat was about as funny as Schindler’s List.


22 posted on 07/24/2009 5:58:25 AM PDT by Skooz (Gabba Gabba we accept you we accept you one of us Gabba Gabba we accept you we accept you one of us)
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To: Kaslin

I loved Borat. Bruno had some funny moments, but it is gross in the extreme. And rather than proving America’s supposed “homophobia,” it does the opposite. The Americans depicted are way too patient with and tolerant of Bruno’s antics.


23 posted on 07/24/2009 6:00:51 AM PDT by karnage (worn arguments and old attitudes)
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To: Ghost of Philip Marlowe
That he wins peoples trust to get them to play along with his skits and then uses that to ridicule and condemn them (just like the jackass producers did in “Jesus Camp”) is merely typical of how leftists use deceit to further their agenda, and then try to spin that betrayal by calling it satire.

Very well stated.

24 posted on 07/24/2009 6:01:15 AM PDT by Skooz (Gabba Gabba we accept you we accept you one of us Gabba Gabba we accept you we accept you one of us)
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To: Kaslin

If somebody curb stomped this idiot and kicked his a$$ up and down main street I’d pay to see that


25 posted on 07/24/2009 6:08:19 AM PDT by Charlespg (The Mainstream media is the enemy of democracy destroy the mainstream media)
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To: 4everontheRight

Isn’t the character gay.....98% are sickened by that behavior, even if it is “comedy”.


26 posted on 07/24/2009 6:28:01 AM PDT by ThisLittleLightofMine
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To: Kaslin

I went and seen Borat in the theater - there were moments I laughed so hard I had tears coming from my eyes, and times I felt so disgusted I wanted to walk out. Overall, it was a funny movie.

Bruno I wouldn’t go see if someone forced me to go at gunpoint.


27 posted on 07/24/2009 6:28:09 AM PDT by reagan_fanatic (Impeach the sumbeech)
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To: Kaslin
I saw "Borat" and thought it had it's moments. I wouldn't classify it one of the greatest comedies I've ever seen. I don't even know if I'd watch it again unlike many great comedies I've viewed. That film said more about Cohen's reflexive bigotry towards conservatives and southerners than it did about supposed bigots. Cohen also tripped up when he tried to fool Alan Keyes who was obviously struggling to keep from laughing at Cohen's character. Keyes had Cohen figured out from the get-go. Incidentally most of the "bigoted" southerners in "Borat" seemed like very un-bigoted, nice , polite people.

Now it seems with "Bruno", Cohen made the same film. Hey, he thought to himself, I'll go to the American south again and expose homophobia for all to see. But even some homosexual movie reviewers are panning the film. Hey Cohen, try something different next time. I've got an idea, why not pose as a conservative and go around lib communities and expose them for the bigoted clods most of the are?

28 posted on 07/24/2009 6:54:15 AM PDT by driftless2 (for long term happiness, learn how to play the accordion)
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To: Charlespg
"kicked his a.."

Somebody in New York did exactly that a few years ago.

29 posted on 07/24/2009 6:56:32 AM PDT by driftless2 (for long term happiness, learn how to play the accordion)
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To: allmost
"I disagree. I’m a history buff."

Your studying about something I lived through.
I think I have the edge here.

30 posted on 07/24/2009 7:00:22 AM PDT by trickyricky
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To: trickyricky

Please educate me. No sarcasm.


31 posted on 07/24/2009 7:23:39 AM PDT by allmost
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To: Ghost of Philip Marlowe; Kaslin
Your post #3

That he wins peoples trust to get them to play along with his skits and then uses that to ridicule and condemn them (just like the jackass producers did in "Jesus Camp") is merely typical of how leftists use deceit to further their agenda, and then try to spin that betrayal by calling it satire.

I had posted on Debbie Schussel's website some time ago a somewhat severe analysis of this man Cohen. Someone replied that "Borat is a genius and you are an idiot". I laughed and put it aside. I said that there is an inner cruelty in some persons. They can use "acceptable avenues" of using humiliating and degrading approaches. This is the mark of a sociopath.

I went on to say that if the likes of Cohen, was in a concentration camp, he would survive as a "Sonder Commando". The pathetically poor gypsy people of Glod, Romania, were chosen by Cohen to spoof Kazakhstan. I read he would have been at risk in that actual country, so he picked on these desperately poor people. They got $4 per day. I understand that the depths of depravity were attributed to these unsuspecting people.

I know of his particular native country. Years aqo, when there, I found that the "joker" who got away with "murder" because the "victim" had to laugh it off, often had a characteristic. If someone ever pulled off the same thing on THEM, they had to watch out for a physical assault. I hope I will be excused for this long screed.

I feel better already (laughs).

32 posted on 07/24/2009 8:07:46 AM PDT by Peter Libra
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To: WayneS
And that line, IMHO was as bad as it ever got, and as close as MP ever got to being over the top.

And that includes the Contractual Obligation album.

33 posted on 07/24/2009 8:11:45 AM PDT by freedomlover (Make sure you're in love - before you move in the heavy stuff)
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To: Larry Lucido

I agree.

I was merely providing an example of early 70s “shock humor”.

Friom what I have heard, the very line I quoted from memory (I hope at least with SOME degree of accuracy) almost got the Pythons kicked off the air in the UK.


34 posted on 07/24/2009 8:41:25 AM PDT by WayneS (Respect the 2nd Amendment; Repeal the 16th)
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To: Larry Lucido

I agree.

I was merely providing an example of early 70s “shock humor”.

From what I have heard, the very line I quoted from memory (I hope at least with SOME degree of accuracy) almost got the Pythons kicked off the air in the UK.


35 posted on 07/24/2009 8:41:28 AM PDT by WayneS (Respect the 2nd Amendment; Repeal the 16th)
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To: WayneS; Larry Lucido

Not sure how I managed to double post that.

Sorry.


36 posted on 07/24/2009 8:45:48 AM PDT by WayneS (Respect the 2nd Amendment; Repeal the 16th)
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To: Ghost of Philip Marlowe
That he wins peoples trust to get them to play along with his skits and then uses that to ridicule and condemn them (just like the jackass producers did in “Jesus Camp”) is merely typical of how leftists use deceit to further their agenda, and then try to spin that betrayal by calling it satire.

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Exactly right. Well said.

37 posted on 07/24/2009 8:54:44 AM PDT by trisham (Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
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To: Charlespg
If somebody curb stomped this idiot and kicked his a$$ up and down main street
I'd pay to see that

A little late in an extra post here. I chanced my arm on my previous post, but have the perfect riposte for a flaming. (I think). I get a certain unkind pleasure over relating what was referred to in regard to your post.

An ordinary citizen was entering a bar in New York. Cohen (as Borat) came up to him and fingered the man's jacket. As he ran his hands through the material, "Borat" said- "I like to feel this cloth, but I would like to feel what's in it more!"

The man started in real manly fashion, just his fists. A well known actor ran out of the bar and saved "Borat". No charges were laid.

I put myself in the man's shoes. I don't know about him, but I would have been so shook up, it would have ruined a perfectly innocent evening.

The guy ain't funny. Ah well, back to Abbott and Costello. LOL.

38 posted on 07/24/2009 12:35:04 PM PDT by Peter Libra
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To: allmost
I'll bet your history buffage goes all the way back to the South Park pilot. Or maybe Beavis and Butthead. Porky's?

Shock humor is a new creation. We can thank the rise and worship of the man/boy and his infantile brain.

39 posted on 07/24/2009 12:48:52 PM PDT by Deb (Beat him, strip him and bring him to my tent!)
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To: Deb
That's quite an archaich mindset you've got there. Impressive.
40 posted on 07/24/2009 12:52:21 PM PDT by allmost
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