Santa Cruz City Council Girl Video Goes Viral (A MUST see)

Vegetables come from vegetable trees???

1 posted on 07/28/2009 5:37:39 PM PDT by Mikey_1962

Former Gov. Jerry Brown must be so proud . . .

2 posted on 07/28/2009 5:41:11 PM PDT by JoanVarga (I aim to misbehave.)

East Coast they have slaves

I thought the East coast had Unions just like the West coast.

3 posted on 07/28/2009 5:42:46 PM PDT by guitarplayer1953 (Warning: Some words may be misspelled/ You will get over it / Klingon is my 1st language)

Yeah, I got them planted right next to my money trees.

4 posted on 07/28/2009 5:42:51 PM PDT by Eagles6 ( Typical White Guy: Christian, Constitutionalist, Heterosexual, Redneck. (Let them eat arugula!))

5 posted on 07/28/2009 5:43:10 PM PDT by JimBianchi11 (The 2A is the cornerstone of our free society. Those that don't support it, oppose it.)

ROFL - for rhetoric she definitely gives Miss South Carolina a run for the money.

6 posted on 07/28/2009 5:43:24 PM PDT by Enterprise (When they come for your guns and ammo, give them the ammo first.)

The first thing that comes to mind is that someone needs to post the picture of the blond girl wearing a T shirt with “I wish THESE were brains”.

7 posted on 07/28/2009 5:44:06 PM PDT by Balding_Eagle (Overproduction, one of the top five worries for the American farmer.)

I surprised myself, I had nerves of steel and was able to listen to this person utter words, can’t remember what she was talking about, for :22 seconds before I thought my head would explode.

8 posted on 07/28/2009 5:44:54 PM PDT by chiefqc

I love the little golden-haired girl in the front row. The look on her faces seems to say, “Huh?! What’s this twit talking about?”

9 posted on 07/28/2009 5:45:10 PM PDT by MIchaelTArchangel (I AM JIM THOMPSON!)

Duh, the answer is like so yeah!

http://www.readbookonline.net/readOnLine/1524/

parsy.

10 posted on 07/28/2009 5:45:15 PM PDT by parsifal ("Knock and ye shall receive!" (The Bible, somewhere.))

There is clearly an inverse relationship between IQ and bra size.

11 posted on 07/28/2009 5:46:21 PM PDT by MIchaelTArchangel (I AM JIM THOMPSON!)

Clearly the product of Governor Moonbeam's Public School System.

12 posted on 07/28/2009 5:46:28 PM PDT by Mikey_1962 (Obama: The Affirmative Action President)

But I still think Miss South Carolina retains her title.

13 posted on 07/28/2009 5:46:56 PM PDT by MIchaelTArchangel (I AM JIM THOMPSON!)

I'm like, well, like I feel like I just listened to a two-year-old ramble on about machines and stores and stuff.

There's gotta be a California or Oregon town that wants her for mayor. Power to the organic veggies! We could sell them in stores.

14 posted on 07/28/2009 5:47:45 PM PDT by Sender (It's never too late to be who you could have been.)

half her brain tied behind her back...

15 posted on 07/28/2009 5:47:52 PM PDT by squarebarb

To: latina4dubya

16 posted on 07/28/2009 5:48:20 PM PDT by scripter ("You don't have a soul. You are a soul. You have a body." - C.S. Lewis)

So funny...it’s sad!

17 posted on 07/28/2009 5:48:44 PM PDT by lonestar (Obama is turning Bush's "mess" into a catastrophe.)

I think I got :30 seconds into it.

18 posted on 07/28/2009 5:49:49 PM PDT by wastedyears (The Tree is thirsty and the hogs are hungry.)

Her Aunt lives in Reno. Kathy is a regular and is the real deal... I have a friend who must attend all the meetings there and LOVES to see her.
The council members are not allowed to comment unless she asks a question.

19 posted on 07/28/2009 5:50:38 PM PDT by steveo

Valley girl
Shes a valley girl
Valley girl
Shes a valley girl
Okay, fine...
Fer sure, fer sure
Shes a valley girl
In a clothing store
Okay, fine...
Fer sure, fer sure
Shes a

Like, oh my god! (valley girl)
Like - totally (valley girl)
Encino is like so bitchen (valley girl)
Theres like the galleria (valley girl)
And like all these like really great shoe stores
I love going into like clothing stores and stuff
I like buy the neatest mini-skirts and stuff
Its like so bitchen cuz like everybodys like
Super-super nice...
Its like so bitchen...

On ventura, there she goes
She just bought some bitchen clothes
Tosses her head n flips her hair
She got a whole bunch of nothin in there

Anyway, he goes are you into s and m?
I go, oh right...
Could you like just picture me in like a leather teddy
Yeah right, hurt me, hurt me...
Im sure! no way!
He was like freaking me out...
He called me a beastie...
Thats cuz like he was totally blitzed
He goes like bag your face!
Im sure!

Valley girl
Shes a valley girl
Valley girl
Shes a valley girl
Okay, fine...
Fer sure, fer sure
Shes a valley girl
So sweet n pure
Okay, fine...
Fer sure, fer sure
Shes a
Its really sad (valley girl)
Like my english teacher
Hes like... (valley girl)
Hes like mr. bu-fu (valley girl)
Were talking lord God king bu-fu (valley girl)
I am so sure
Hes like so gross
He like sits there and like plays with all his rings
And he like flirts with all the guys in the class
Its like totally disgusting
Im like so sure
Its like barf me out...
Gag me with a spoon!

Last idea to cross her mind
Had something to do with where to find
A pair of jeans to fit her butt
And where to get her toenails cut

So like I go into this like salon place, yknow
And I wanted like to get my toenails done
And the lady like goes, oh my god, your toenails
Are like so grody
It was like really embarrassing
Shes like oh my god, like bag those toenails
Im like sure...
She goes, uh, I dont know if I can handle this, yknow...
I was like really embarrassed...

Valley girl
Shes a valley girl
Valley girl
Shes a valley girl
Okay, fine
Fer sure, fer sure
Shes a valley girl
And there is no cure
Okay, fine
Fer sure, fer sure
Shes a valley girl
And there is no cure

Like my mother is like a total space cadet (valley girl)
She like makes me do the dishes and (valley girl)
Clean the cat box (valley girl)
I am sure
Thats like gross (valley girl)
Barf out! (valley girl)
Oh my God (valley girl)

Hi!
Uh-huh... (valley girl)
My name?
My name is ondrya wolfson (valley girl)
Uh-huh
Thats right, ondrya (valley girl)
Uh-huh...
I know
Its like... (valley girl)
I do not talk funny...
Im sure (valley girl)
Whatsa matter with the way I talk? (valley girl)
I am a val, I know (valley girl)
But I live like in a really good part of encino so its okay (valley girl)
Uh-huh... (valley girl)
So like, I dont know (valley girl)
Im like freaking out totally (valley girl)
Oh my god! (valley girl)

Hi - I have to go to the orthodontist (valley girl)
Im getting my braces off, yknow (valley girl)
But I have to wear a retainer
Thats going to be really like a total bummer
Im freaking out
Im sure
Its like those things that like stick in your mouth
Theyre so gross...
You like get saliva all over them
But like, I dont know, its going to be cool, yknow
So you can see my smile
Itll be like really cool
Except my like my teeth are like too small
But no biggie...
Its so awesome
Its like tubular, yknow
Well, Im not like really ugly or anything
Its just like
I dont know
You know me, Im like into like the clean stuff
Like pac-man and like, I dont know
Like my mother like makes me do the dishes
Its like so gross...
Like all the stuff like sticks to the plates
And its like, its like somebody elses food, yknow
Its like grody...
Grody to the max
Im sure
Its like really nauseating
Like barf out
Gag me with a spoon
Gross
I am sure
Totally...

20 posted on 07/28/2009 5:51:03 PM PDT by theFIRMbss

To: Balding_Eagle

alright calm down, just because you don't have boob trees in your yard

21 posted on 07/28/2009 5:51:11 PM PDT by Cats Pajamas (B Streisand is in the bathroom cutting off all her hair)

half her brain tied behind her back...

. . . just to keep her from imploding due to severe vapor-lock.

22 posted on 07/28/2009 5:51:46 PM PDT by JoanVarga (I aim to misbehave.)

I surrender to the better man.

23 posted on 07/28/2009 5:52:20 PM PDT by chiefqc

Apparently the cocaine is as free as the land and food!

24 posted on 07/28/2009 5:54:05 PM PDT by georgiagirl_pam

To: MIchaelTArchangel

No, there's not. There are just as many small-breasted airheads out there as large-breasted ones. You just remember the latter.

25 posted on 07/28/2009 5:54:38 PM PDT by constitutiongirl ("Duty is ours. Consequences are God's."- General Thomas 'Stonewall' Jackson)

Bmp for home viewing.

26 posted on 07/28/2009 5:55:38 PM PDT by catbertz

Oh I get it dude. UC Santa Cruz is like on Summer break right. So we could all like get some free vegetables off the trees and go down to the pier and feed the sea lions and stuff.

27 posted on 07/28/2009 5:55:43 PM PDT by RoadKingSE (How do you know that the light at the end of the tunnel isn't a muzzle flash ?)

Did she actually say we have slavery on the East Coast?

28 posted on 07/28/2009 5:56:30 PM PDT by TommyDale (Independent - I already left the GOP because they were too liberal)

Cool! A female Obama impersonator without the teleprompters.

29 posted on 07/28/2009 5:56:30 PM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (Stop the DemocRATS' War On America!)

Did she actually say we have slavery on the East Coast?

30 posted on 07/28/2009 5:56:49 PM PDT by TommyDale (Independent - I already left the GOP because they were too liberal)

To: guitarplayer1953

East Coast they have slaves

Washington DC is on the east coast, and the slaves - they be us.

31 posted on 07/28/2009 6:00:50 PM PDT by AFreeBird

It can be a California thing...

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32 posted on 07/28/2009 6:01:43 PM PDT by JCG

I think I met her in a bar once - about 20 years ago. She was intoxicated that time.

33 posted on 07/28/2009 6:01:51 PM PDT by meyer (Obama's failure is America's Success.)

To: guitarplayer1953

"East Coast they have slaves..."

Yes, and they're more commonly called "taxpayers".

34 posted on 07/28/2009 6:02:48 PM PDT by meyer (Obama's failure is America's Success.)

If that's the case then slavery is alive and well in the mid west too.

35 posted on 07/28/2009 6:04:08 PM PDT by guitarplayer1953 (Warning: Some words may be misspelled/ You will get over it / Klingon is my 1st language)

feed the sea lions

Dude, like no way. It would bite your arm off.

36 posted on 07/28/2009 6:10:28 PM PDT by armymarinedad (Support, v., To take the side of; to uphold or help.)

This video was shot before the Presidential Election.

I'll give Ten to One odds that this ditzy woman was a first class Obama voter.

TOV - Typical Obama Voter, dumb as a rock and proud as a peacock...

37 posted on 07/28/2009 6:10:36 PM PDT by Kickass Conservative (There is nothing wrong with the Government that 552 bullets couldn't cure...)

Ladies and Gentlemen,

I humbly submit to you that the NEA and ALL Teachers Unions should be immediately disbanded and the leadership and management be detained pending charges for criminal negligence. I submit the foregoing video record as evidence of the crimes committed.

38 posted on 07/28/2009 6:10:40 PM PDT by Blackhawk (God said it, I believe it, That settles it.)

To: MIchaelTArchangel

But I still think Miss South Carolina retains her title.

I would say so....

Click here

39 posted on 07/28/2009 6:12:07 PM PDT by meyer (Obama's failure is America's Success.)

To: MIchaelTArchangel

But I still think Miss South Carolina retains her title.

I would say so....

Click here

40 posted on 07/28/2009 6:12:16 PM PDT by meyer (Obama's failure is America's Success.)

This is a perfect example of someone who is the result of public education.

41 posted on 07/28/2009 6:16:19 PM PDT by skimask

To: Kickass Conservative

But she liked Pres Bush. So who knows. There are nuts everywhere.

42 posted on 07/28/2009 6:18:28 PM PDT by Kirkwood ( O||||||O)

Yet another fine example of our public school system, cranking out scholars left and right (mainly left.)Just imagine if we could spend 25k per student per year and not 12-16k. She might want to start washing her vegetables before she eats them.

43 posted on 07/28/2009 6:20:57 PM PDT by wood_wise

Oh, my God. That was painful. To call her a nitwit is an insult to nitwits.

44 posted on 07/28/2009 6:21:23 PM PDT by ought-six ( Multiculturalism is national suicide, and political correctness is the cyanide capsule.)

True story: a fellow Kansan (urban-type) recently told me that “Everyone should buy their food at farmers’ markets and farmers should sell all their produce at farmers’ markets.” I joked that it would be awful having to earn a living by standing around a parking lot every Saturday. He said, “Well, it would give the farmers a social life.”
Trust me, the east coast elitists have nothing on ours.

45 posted on 07/28/2009 6:26:30 PM PDT by Kanzan

Another video with more of the populace speaking out. Here

46 posted on 07/28/2009 6:39:08 PM PDT by armymarinemom (My sons freed Iraqi and Afghan Honor Roll students.)

Mikey, you owe me the 30 IQ points I just lost watching that freaking moron.

She deserves a place right next to Peggy Joseph. :oP

47 posted on 07/28/2009 6:53:08 PM PDT by IllumiNaughtyByNature (If the Average nObama Voter is Anything Like Peggy Joseph, The Next 4 Years Will Be A Hoot!!!!)

HEY, PELOSI BETTTER WATCH OUT...she just might be able to unseat the Speaker of the House!

48 posted on 07/28/2009 7:01:40 PM PDT by mr_hammer (SI VIS PACEM, PARA BELLUM)

Neal Bortz talked about this for an hour this morning, and played it several times.http://boortz.com/

49 posted on 07/28/2009 7:10:08 PM PDT by org.whodat (Vote: Chuck De Vore in 2012.)

50 posted on 07/28/2009 7:22:32 PM PDT by who knows what evil? (G-d saved more animals than people on the ark...www.siameserescue.org.)

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