Cherryland woman opens closet, finds naked boy

Oakland Tribune ^ | 07/31/2009 | Jason Sweeney

[csvset]

Nasty little bugger.

[csvset]

Not sure what type of ping list covers this.

[Dumpster Baby]

Sounds like the punk kid across the street from me.

[visualops]

"You have a 12-year-old kid who breaks into people's houses, sometimes when the homeowners are there, strips down, logs onto their computer, accesses Internet porn and masturbates," Nelson said. "I'm afraid that if this kid doesn't get some serious help soon, he's going to be a problem for law enforcement for a long time to come."

Ya think?!

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

Born in 1997, he's a Clinton Baby, brought up in a country where a White House intern becomes an eponym for oral sex.

[DieHard the Hunter]

That is one messed-up kid. There are problems that kid has that would be dam’n difficult to fix.

[bigbob]

he might have a future as a Congressional Aide.

[Friendofgeorge]

God bless the poor kid...somehow this is all the fault of Obama. I would feel beeter with this kid in charge than Zero.

[Grizzled Bear]

Police have asked citizens to be on the look out. If you see him; don't try to apprehend him and don't shake his hand.

[Onerom99]

I would venture a guess that this kid is a high probability candidate to be a rape felon as he gets older.

[PalmettoMason]

he might have a future as a Congressional Aide.

Yeah, Barney Frank will take him.

[Boris99]

I’m sure there are quite a few congressmen that would love to find a naked 12yo boy in their closet.

[Prodigal Son]

Apparently, James Ellroy, the author, used to do something similar to this when he was young.

At least that’s his claim.

[muir_redwoods]

"Cherryland woman opens closet, finds naked boy"

Barney Frank's fondest dream

[rusureitflies?]

good thing he doesn’t live on a sheep ranch...

[EmilyGeiger]

He’s in foster care, can’t imagine what his home life was like to put him in foster care. It had to be nasty.

[mkmensinger]

"A Cherryland homeowner who opened a closet in her computer room after hearing noises around 4:30 a.m. Sunday was startled to find a naked boy hiding inside, police said Friday." It sounds like she wandered into Michael Jackson's house by mistake.

[nikos1121]

Blessed his poor little perverted heart. Let him masturbate all he wants, it’s good for him. Better yet, take him to Hooters for lunch let him masturbate there.

[nikos1121]

Cherry? Land?

[nikos1121]

hahahahaha