We've heard about the popular Obama's "Cash for Clunkers."
I hear Rudy's running on a platform of "Funds for F*****s"......the federal govt will subsidize high-tech penile implants.
The federally subsidized "Penis-a-Go-Go" has microscopic cameras and remote video relays to wide screens in Planned Parenthood offices....
.......to make sure Americans are using sanitary sexual organs.....will save healthcare funds spent on STD's.
I love it! “Sanitary Sexual Organs For All” - sounds like a new Czar position...no pun intended