What Obama and my wife have in common

wnd.com ^ | August 03, 2009 | Chuck Norris

[Berlin_Freeper]

Dear Mr. President:

First, happy birthday. I do hope Aug. 4 is an enjoyable day for you and your family. Coincidentally, I also will be celebrating this week the birth of someone dear to me, my beloved wife, Gena, whose birthday is on Aug. 9.

Speaking of birthdays, I couldn't help but hear and read all over the news last week about the fresh attention to your constitutional eligibility and natural born citizen status. I can hardly believe that individuals are now offering bounty – one for $100,000 – for any personal witness or sufficient evidence to your American birth.

For nearly two years, this debate continues to grow despite all your administration's attempts to diffuse it. And those who are raising concerns aren't just those on the right, but moderate law-abiding citizens like a retired CIA officer who commissioned an investigator to look into the issue.

Still, your press secretary, Robert Gibbs, continues to glibly brush aside the issue by calling it "fictional nonsense." But, in so doing, he devalues the grievance passage of the First Amendment and insults those who are genuinely concerned and inquisitive by categorizing them all as political quacks. He needs to learn that you can't model tolerance for certain minorities while belittling and quarantining those who don't blindly follow your lead.

[Berlin_Freeper]

Chuck Norris doesn't read birth certificates. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

[chris37]

That’s it. It’s over for The Usurpers. If Chuck Norris decides to pen you a letter, you had best answer.

This situation becomes more incredible by the day, if not by the hour.

I wonder what the Obaminations are thinking now. Maybe...maybe something like this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Xm1XErUvXo

[Westlander]

[MarineBrat]

Chuck Norris pens that letter as if he believes that Zero actually might not be a Communist tool.

[chris37]

it seems like Chuck was being as courteous as possible...for now.

[Global2010]

Who cares what the birthers agenda is.

I demand to know what stout was served at the Gates/Obama and an Officer love fest.

(total stupid sarcasm, although I really find the name birthers distastefull sounds so oh I dont know marxisty)

[Global2010]

I love it.

[DieHard the Hunter]

In the eyes of the Ranger
The unsuspectin' stranger
Had better know the Truth of Wrong from Right...

'Cos the Eyes of the Ranger are upon yew...
Every wrong you do he's gonna see.
When yer in Texas look behind yew...

'Cos THAT'S. WHERE THE RANGER'S. GONNA BE.

[jonrick46]

This well written letter by Chuck Norris is political dynamite. I think it needs to be sent to everyone we can. This is something that will go viral. It will make the Swine Flu look like a little sniffle.

[jws3sticks]

Here's a little collection:

[kellynla]

BTTT

[rolling_stone]

Chuck Norris just kicked Obamas a$$ big time.

[b4its2late]

Chuck Norris is the man!

[RushIsMyTeddyBear]

[digger48]

What Obama and my wife have in common,

Squatting to pee?

Manly spouses?

[mad_as_he$$]

You owe me a screen and keyboard!!! Perfect.

[mkjessup]

"Doctor! Do something! It's Killing the Captain!"

[jws3sticks]

I feel blessed seeing both of those pictures. They are both equally scary, for sure. I just hope I don’t sit up in bed at 3:00 am tomorrow morning, screaming my head off.

[mkjessup]

Look at it this way, you could print those pictures off and if you ever have any problems with bugs or cockroaches in the kitchen, just put those pictures under the counters and scare the little rascals away.

[jws3sticks]

My favorite Chuck Norris is:

When Chuck Norris does push ups, the earth goes down.

I know there are probably hundreds of them but that is my totally favorite one.