[SlowBoat407]

In case you haven't heard, President Obama is a member of a secret Kenyan terrorist cell who is scheming to dispatch waves of government bureaucrats to tell grandmas and grandpas how to off themselves.

Whew! Finally, they're starting to figure it out!

[McGruff]

...waves of government bureaucrats to tell force grandmas and grandpas how to off themselves.

Is more like it.

[mel]

I think they should keep publishing these things, the more it is out there, it might actually get people to thinking, but i doubt it.