Cross-dressing wife-killer seeks jailhouse electrolysis

http://www.bostonherald.com/news/regional/view/20090810cross-dressing_inmate_seeks_electrolysis/srvc=home&position=0 ^ | August 10, 2009

[ConservativeStatement]

A convicted killer who has been waiting years for a judge in Boston to rule on a request for a sex-change operation is now asking to be allowed electrolysis treatments.

Michelle Kosilek was born as Robert and has been living as a woman in an all-male prison in Norfolk after being sentenced to life for the murder of his wife, Cheryl, in 1990.

[ConservativeStatement]

What a time to celebrate the mosaic that is America and be tolerant and open-minded (done with mocking liberals). /sarc

[stuartcr]

She must be quite popular.

[jessduntno]

Shouldn’t s/he be in a woman’s prison? Where it would be RAL punishment?

[militant2]

“...now asking to be allowed electrolysis treatments.”

I got yer electrolysis right over here. Just sit down and we’ll strap you in!

Militant

[Blue Jays]

Before & After pics of the criminal:

[Vaquero]

I got yer electrolysis machine right here!

[TXBlair]

electrolysis-demanding-killer-tranny ping

[WayneS]

I suggest a compromise.

Grant the request, but use an electric chair for this “electrolysis” process. He/it will no longer have to worry about unwanted bosy hair (or ANY hair for that matter); and we the people won’t have to concern ourselves with he/it eating up our tax dollars for the next 35 years or so.

I see it as a win/win proposition!

[WayneS]

... or even BODY hair!

[668 - Neighbor of the Beast]

“Cross-dressing wife-killer seeks jailhouse electrolysis”

Does Bulwer-Lytton give awards for headlines?

[CholeraJoe]

Hey Michelle, I got your electrolysis right here!

[Anti-Bubba182]

EXPRESS ELECTROLYSIS!!

[Paleo Conservative]

This would be a good idea if 100,000 volts is used for the electrolysis.

[mom4melody]

Massachusetts - it figures.

[pepperdog]

Which is which?

[mdk1960]

Hey wait, that ‘after’ pic sure looks like Ward Churchill...

[Dudoight]

Nair is cheaper.

[Paleo Conservative]

Nair is cheaper.

Sufuric acid is cheaper than nair.

[Blue Jays]

You’re onto something with that hypothesis!

[Nathan Zachary]

"Robert has been living as a woman in an all-male prison in Norfolk after being sentenced to life for the murder of his wife, Cheryl, in 1990."

That's just the way it goes in prison sometimes. He's someone's biotch, so what.

That doesn't warrant a sex change or electrolysis on MY dime. He's just going to have to be happy being a woman in his mind, and the other fudge packing prisoners will just have to keep shaving his butt if they want it feminine looking.

[The_Repugnant_Conservative]

S/he should definetly get treated to an Epilady.

Seriously son you can have Electrolysis when you can pay for it yourself.

[Slings and Arrows]

Kill it with fire.

[Lady Jag]

That sick bastard shot his wife in front of the kids.

Pluck the life out of him.

[Eaker]

prisoners will just have to keep shaving his butt if they want it feminine looking.

LOL!!

[metmom]

He murdered his wife and then wants to become a woman and is in a all male prison.

Scrappleface and The Onion need to hang it up. They just can’t compete with this sort of stuff any more.

[Titan Magroyne]

Reminds me of the joke about the hunter who keeps returning to Alaska despite previous disappointing hunting seasons.

“Son, you ain’t here just for the punishment, are ya?”

[Dudoight]

“Sufuric acid is cheaper than nair.”

LOL!

[TheOldLady]

Shouldn’t s/he be in a woman’s prison? Where it would be RAL punishment?

Not until he gets the chop.

[TheOldLady]

They can kill it with anything they want so long as they kill it. Paying for room and board for this steaming pile of excreta is cruel and unusual punishment. And besides that,

Guilty!